Earth reality: It's always the parent's fault
Got a kid that's a problem
Meet the parent, you see why
Great kid, pleasure to know
Meet the parents, reason easy to spy
Earth follows Darwin's parent rules
But, sadly not VA schools
Now, whiny TDS* idiots complain
My unmasked kid's made the bane
Morons still think pandemic's a hoax
Rest of us know, their guy's the joke
Sit 'em in the corner, keep 'em away
We know they ain't got nothing to say
If they really know best for their kid
Way back, "daddy" would've used a lid
Bad parenting is a generational thing
Many "moms" just 'ho's on a fling
"Daddy" not really, just a loaner
Contribution, just as a bad sperm donor
So, kids without a mask at school
Please, bully 'em, remind 'em they're a fool
As another 2,500+ mo-ron 'mericans die
TDS* mostly, easy vax they won't try
Seeeeeeeya
February is here, of last month we tire
Nastiest January, needed to expire
Minor warmup & rain this week
Then in more polar air will sneak
Quakes: Egypt, S. Africa & Spain
Old, old faults slippin' is the explain
Japan, Alaska, Puerto Rico & PNG
Plus Afghanistan, Ghina & Chile'
But, only PNG even hit mag. 5
So, no quake issues to survive
Auroras will show in northern USA
Big ole sunspot minor blast our way
New Moon was earlier today
Near perigee, so big tidal sway
Near Jupiter, as crescent Groundhog day
Here likely usual sky shrouds
Good sight to see.. gonna be clouds
Need 'nother example of bad parenting
Psycho killers Putin & Kim, warring
Kim's daddy we know was a killer
Putin's, likely time in gulag chiller
I repeat: coral, rats, oaks & humans, too
If next generation is not to halt
Planning & work & luck come thru
Cuz, it's always the parent's fault
Today On Earth
Weakness in Maple-ville
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