Tuesday, August 31, 2021

Wave ByeBye To August

An end to the war in Afghanistan
4 presidents lose to the Taliban
Power companies w/o good storm plan
Now poles & lines in Ida's trash can
1,725 more 'mericans TrumpVirus dead
280,000 headed soon to ventilator bed
Not exactly the most august of times
A world poisoned by lying slimes
And, Ida spins on dumping big rain
We're next to feel her stormy pain
It looks so calm out there now
By this time tomorrow, POW!!
Wind gusts, rain, perhaps a tornado
Seems to be the wrap to the Ida show
As Julian & Kate spin, far in the sea
Larry looms off Africa, waiting to be
The next wild storm
Early September norm
Quakes shimmy along the plates
Releasing the pressure, rock gyrates
Eastern Mediterranean, near Lake Bakal
Around the Ring, we got shakes for all
Scotia plate just can't get comfortable
S. American push then Antarctic pull
Way, way off, 93,000,000 miles away
Spot AR2860 is still seething to play
Will it spin away before we get a blast
It's looking wild, better turn away fast
In clear skies, planets along ecliptic arc
E to W: Jupiter, Saturn, Venus, just past dark
Moon, a waning crescent to finish week
Next week, in the west you should seek
Another surprise storm thru yesterday
But, heat & humidity make storms play
Next couple of days, gonna be wet
Then, finally, a hint of Fall we get
September is coming
Earth keeps a'strumming
Our north end, just tilting away
Losing 2 minutes of light a day
Enjoy what ever comes your way
That's it from this Holladay
Today On Earth

What a handsome dog!!

 




Monday, August 30, 2021

September - On & Off Earth

 As usual, when the column is done, it goes here!!!



September 2021 - On & Off Earth


As September kicks off(HS football is back!), we are still enjoying the long daylight of summer, 13 hours on the 1st, but will lose more than two minutes of light each day as our tilted orbit moves us steadily into Fall’s growing darkness. Fall begins at 3:21pm EDT on the 22nd, the Fall Equinox, the moment when our nearby star is directly over our planet’s equator.


Spring and summer’s long hours of direct sunlight have been heating the waters of the northern oceans for 5 months and they are hot! Earth has a simple mechanism to move that heat poleward, hurricanes. Hurricane Ida exploded into a Category 4 monster fueled by that heat in the bath-like waters of the Gulf of Mexico.


Hurricane season peaks annually around the 10th and while Julian currently spins harmlessly well out in the Atlantic, soon to be named Kate and Larry are exploiting that excess ocean heat and fueling up now. Stay prepared and hurricane aware, we appear headed for another wild ride.


Less daylight means more darkness, couple that with, hopefully, cooler temperatures and September offers fine evening sky viewing. Venus remains the brilliant beacon in the west after sunset and is just below and left of a thin crescent moon on the 9th. As the sky gets darker, look for earthshine lighting the dark side of the moon; sunlight reflected off Earth to the moon and back to your eyes.


A thicker crescent moon is just above the red supergiant, Antares (Mars, red, rival star), the heart of Scorpio on the 12th. Moving farther along the ecliptic, the arcing plane of our solar system, the still waxing, now gibbous moon passes beneath Saturn on the 16th and brighter Jupiter the next night. The Full Harvest Moon is on the 20th. The sun moves along the ecliptic from Leo into Virgo on the 17th. Hope for, occasionally, clear skies!


This September, on the 11th, we mark the 20th anniversary of a very bad day in the USA, a sad day, really, for the entire world. Just like for “our” earthquake, my everlasting memory of 9/11 began in my classroom, when I first heard the still tentative news of planes flying into the twin towers. It was hours later until I saw the actual images of the terrorist attacks, still, also etched in my memory forever.


Since that tragic day, a new generation has been born, 1.5 billion more humans, with no memory, just stories of 9/11, who are, unfortunately, now creating their own memories of the events long ago, as the lingering aftermath of that terrible day remains headline news.


Even more tragic, with a readily available, safe and effective vaccine, more Americans will die from COVID-19 today than on this same day last year; more every three days than terrorists killed on September 11, 2001.


The rules on Earth remain the same; to deal with the daily, unending change every creature must adapt, migrate or risk death. Those who continue to ignore those simple rules do so at their own peril, but today, they increase the risks for the rest of us, too. Be smart, stay safe out there, Today On Earth



Sunday, August 29, 2021

Stormy Times...cont.

Storms are roiling everywhere
1.15" here, Cat. 4 Ida down there
Coming ashore with 150+ winds
Storm surges with no real ends
Afghanistan, as always, a mess
TrumpVirus death, not seeing less
Get a vaccine, put on a mask
To avoid death, seems not a big task
But, worldwide medieval mentality
Is not doing well with 2021 reality
Earth just spins, on & on
Unconcerned more deniers, gone
CME is headed Earth's way
Our big star having its say
Finally a day with no big quakes
Few normal shimmies, that we'll take
16 years ago, WOOO, Katrina anniversary
Still, reality checks we do not see
Using less oil & gas
Naaa, we still give that a pass
Better power use & production
Naaa, solar by way of forest reduction
Cuz we all know it's short term greed
Forget about long term need
Earth will not care, forget, or remember
What we do come September
Stay safe out there
Today On Earth

Unconcerned
A Bee on a Sunflower!



Saturday, August 28, 2021

Swampy Here, Ida There, TrumpVirus Dead, Everywhere!!

Whoa..1,756 more Americans dead
Soon be water in most Cajun beds
191,000 new cases, most unvaccinated
"Guess I'm a dumbass, shouldn't 'a waited"
Still ronnie & greg, deny & deny
As hundreds more of their voters die
Maybe dead can vote, is the new plan
But, only if you're a dead.. republican
All the while, in Gulf, Ida grows
Cat 4 at landfall, away mo' delta goes
Between dams, nutria, water & oil
Nothing to slow a big storm set on boil
Here High pressure, cookin' & in charge
Maybe Ida's remnants will do a dislodge
Meanwhile, off on our nearby star
CME blast about to felt way a'far
Like on Earth, sunspot AR2860 is big
Of its solar wind, we're getting a swig
Nice timing, should arrive with Ida
But, on Earth, really no place to hide-a
Earthquakes, yep, we got those, too
In Morocco, S. Sandwich & in Peru
Course Indonesia & Chile & Afghanistan
Usual plate boundary earthquake plan
Time to go, dog needs to walk
'Bout enough of this blogging talk
You know the rules
Mostly steer clear of unvaxed fool
Today On Earth

Chicken of the Woods
Takes a sharp downward turn..
Ant eaten..



Friday, August 27, 2021

IdaWhoa, Floriduuh..

In Floriduuh, ain't no mask mandate
"Got my rights & I ain't gonna wait
But, say what doc, I'm gonna die
All cuz I bought donnie's lie"
I suggest reality, least give it a try
To all 901 dead, we wave byebye
Over 2,200 deaths in the USA
Now Ida's coming their way
First to Havana, then to NOLA soon
Least a little help from near 3/4 moon
So, tides won't be quite as high
When storm surges do draw nigh
Gulf, as fuel, it's oh so warm
Adding to Ida's tornado swarm
Here we sit in swamp like heat
Jet stream still with northern retreat
Looking like it might be September
Before any coolness we'll remember
Showers unlikely, just humidity
Moisture from Ida, we'll wait & see
Scotia plate still got the shakes
Alaska shaky from ice as it breaks
Cali/Nevada border, rock movin' round
Mostly no issues from shiftin' ground
Might be an issue, solar wind on Monday
Big CME blast heading Earth's way
But, real problem: stupidity & denial
As 187,000 go into TrumpVirus trial
Cops & fireman whining about rights
Seem ok with death in their sights
Gonna get your pay from our tax
Deal with a mandate, get the vax!
It would sure suck, a positive test
No help from gun or bullet proof vest
Today On Earth
Dumbassess....

No longer looking so good
Chicken of the Wood




Thursday, August 26, 2021

Ditto...With Volcanoes

Even as we turn another page
Heat & humidity, all the rage
New storm stirring, Ida next on list
Likely Gulf coast will not be missed
Already along that coast
Dumbass deniers getting last toast
CUZ
TrumpVirus taking suckers out
Deny & die, ain't no doubt
Unvaxed dying, 1,470 mo' yesterday
More of donnie's voters, going away
We know Earth could care less
But, we know, it's a bit of a mess
🌋
Volcanoes, we got 'em on Earth
Off Japan, a new island birth
Aleutians belching, Kamchatka, too
Indonesia, Guatemala blasting thru
Ecuador, Iceland & the Philippines
Hawai'i shaky but lava still unseen
Scotia plate still got the shakes
Earth just doing whatever it takes
To get the heat that's inside, out!
So, every day another quake bout
China(who cares) & Honduras
5.5 in Indonesia, likely no fuss
US fires now in Minnesota, too
Smokey's No Burn, now with the screw
Put 'em all out is not working well
Now when they burn, all turns to hell
We humans not as clever as we think
Current reality, better when you drink
Remember, it's Thirstday, have 1 or 2
Might help with heat & humidity, too
Planets still lovely in the evening sky
Moon, a little later if you want to spy
Sun is a bit spotty but no big blast
History reminds all can change fast
So, remain hydrated & near the AC
August still the beast it can be
Today On Earth

Another turtle, another mushroom snack



Wednesday, August 25, 2021

Standard August: Heat, Humidity, TrumpVirus Death!

Heat & humidity seems here to stay
As another 1,406 TDS* go away
Too stupid to get the vaccine??
Your face, likely, no longer seen
I was just stared down by a hummer
Feeder full of yellow jackets, bummer
All good now, she's sucking new syrup down
Sadly, soon jackets'll be back around
All across the south, droppin' like flies
No vax, viral evolution, no surprise
Still drifting, aimless, lying all the while
Without a paddle, floating on Da Nile
Earth still quite restless, lots of quakes
Shifting, shimming along tectonic breaks
But, nothing at 6 & mostly around the ring
Pacific subduction has that plate shrinking
Here we sit under a high pressure dome
Carib & Atlantic storms looking to roam
Next will be Ida, stirring in Caribbean Sea
Then Julian & Kate, bet there's more than 3
Cuz oceans, like air, is cooking hot
Some deny it, but that's what we got
Like donnie & xi, both big on denial
Really like to see both on murder trial
Very unlikely with spineless chinese
Or TDS* buying donnie's every wheeze
Still unconcerned, Earth & Sun
A planet & star, both on a long run
Night sky's been quite lovely of late
Moon, Jupiter, Saturn looking great
With Venus beaming higher in the west
Venus at sunset, viewing is best
For the nice ecliptic surprise
Wait 'til a bit past moon rise
Which will be a bit before 10
So best, before late news is when!!
OMG!! It is noon
Sleep late, gets here soon
Gotta go, find a big dog
After golf day break from a blog
Tomorrow, volcano news
And, more of my twisted views
Seeeeeeya
Today On Earth

Happy Belated Birthday, cousin Patrick
Looking good at 1



*TrumpDickSucker...a sad lot..


Monday, August 23, 2021

Ten Years Ago...Shaky Times

August 23, 2011 @ 1:51pm life in Louisa, and on the east coast, changed. A magnitude 5.8 earthquake, SURPRISE, started our world a'shaking and for about 15 seconds we were just hanging on(most will say it was much longer...). That ended a 10 year run in that "new" building. Alternating days at the middle school, 3 1/2 years of "pods"/trailers and a new high school the ultimate outcome of that event. DeeCee was rocked and broken but here at the epicenter, it was much worse,
My old dog, Hershey, had been gone for 18 day and the guilt of that decision ended at 1:51 that day. My tirehouse sustained minor damage, it was tweaked westward, but most Roundabout/Yanceyville neighbors were far less lucky. Chimneys, walls, whole houses cracked and broke in the violent shaking.
Over the last 10 years I have never spoken to anyone that was on the east coast that day that didn't share their quake memory; we will all keep those memories even into senility.
Folks in Tennessee will remember this past Saturday when 10-17" of rain fell in a short time and reminded them all that they live on a flood plain. In a state known for denial of science and reality, likely deities will be evoked but climate change, evolution and the TrumpVirus will all continue to be another commie hoax and denied...jesus still shows no sign of intervention or help in looking for victims.
The northeast is still in the memory making process as the stalled remnants of Henri continue to dump major rain on the region. I'd be a little shocked if the rescheduled golf tourney is not pushed back another day; that storm ain't going no where.
Scotia plate shakes on, another 7.2 quake down that way today with the rest of the 5+ quakes on Earth coming from down in the Southern Ocean. The cesspool/rubble pile that is Haiti with another 4.5 aftershock today, not helping in life or cleanup(recovery long over) but is another reality reminder; it ain't voodoo, it's Earth.
Full Sturgeon moon last night formed a nice line with Jupiter (bright) and Saturn (much dimmer) although it was so muggy & buggy I did not go out for a peak (I did catch it Saturday night with the moon 'tween the two). The sun has a blast of solar wind headed our way; a Wednesday arrival could disrupt our electric Earth and a blast from near the sun's south pole, a little unusual coming from there.
A pretty typical late August week of hot & muggy is our forecast but with little chance of storms (so, there will likely be storms..).
TrumpVirus deniers continue to deny..and die but since pandemic is "over" numbers are not updated for most states on the weekend...my guess: Texass and Flowrita will still lead the way in cases, deaths and denial. Seeeeeeya, unvaxed mo-rons!!
So, at 1:51 this afternoon, think back to where you were 10 years ago, cuz I know you remember...
TODAY ON EARTH!!
My kitchen..after the quake..


Sunday, August 22, 2021

Henri At Full Moon...Woooo!!

Will surfers resist the urge
To go out & ride the storm surge?
Cuz Henri is coming ashore
Will it wash into Wall Street's door?
So, with flooding here, fires there
I'd say it's safe to declare
Earth's in charge everywhere
And, as mentioned, it don't care
About Long Island or Afghanistan
Or parenting without a clue or plan
About dumbasses, won't wear a mask
Or get a shot, such a simple task
But, on falsebook rage & blame
In obese denial without shame
Still down Scotia way another 6.8
But, want a tsunami, have to wait
Want a solar blast, won't be long
More sunspots are coming along
Just like quakes in the Sooner state
Where they still think fracking's great
Actually, world's fairly shaky today
Plate tectonics, here to stay
Full Sturgeon moon, was at 8:02
Spring tides, rising through
On we orbit, on we spin
Down dixie way, Delta for the win
Still unvaxed, not long to wait
'Fore you'll need to ventilate
I'd say we'd miss you, know I won't
Should trust science, but ya don't
But, about that phone in your hand
The essence of science, on demand
Or believe your lies & superstition
Just keeps you a bad position
Maybe Henri will make ya see
Planet don't care about you or me
Today On Earth

When rains fall
Mushrooms sprawl




Saturday, August 21, 2021

Henri & Grace, In Ya Face..

In the bath tub warmth, Gulf of Mexico
Wasn't but one way Grace would go
Bigger, faster; landfall at Cat. 3
That's what Mexico got to see
Wooooooooo
Next on the list it is Henri
Headed up New England way
But, first, trash VA & NC beaches
Still we don't listen as Earth teaches
For shame...
Just around visible edge of the sun
CME's are blasting, having some fun
That blast is not headed our way
But, new spot's flares are coming to play
Radio silence..
200,000 new TrumpVirus cases
1,532 with ventilators now off faces
Cuz those unvaxed deniers are now dead
As onward spreads the lies & dread
Da Nile, w/o paddle
Still chaos, Haiti & Afghanistan
Too many babies born without a plan
For own country, Afghans won't fight
Haiti: voodoo, corruption, total blight
But, always quick to beg for help..
Read their reviews, not good on yelp..
Reality..
Earth still does not care
And, no response to a single prayer
It's like no gods are even there
Yet, believe & pay con men declare
Amen...
We could have a day without rain
But, no mushroom will complain
In the woods, fungus
Everywhere among us
And, something dug up a nest of bees
Unconcerned with stinging pleas
WOW
Raccoon, possum, fox, bear??
When in the forest, I remain aware..
Today On Earth

Rhodochrosite, Fluorite, Gold?
Sweet Home Mine, Colorado
Spectacular!!



Friday, August 20, 2021

Turtle Love...

Turtles are getting busy, reptile love...
Bringing a smile
With reptile style..
Today On Earth


Thursday, August 19, 2021

Volcanoes, Quakes, No Humidity Breaks

The Aleutians, Kamchatka & Japan
Have the volcanic subduction plan
They dominate the week's world list
But, Indonesia, Iceland shouldn't be missed
Scotia plate still got the shakes
Haitian nerves rattled by 4.9 afterquake
Still lot so whining by the residents
In a country where they kill presidents
No shocking news from Afghanistan
Just allah's sexist thugs, the taliban
Headed back to the 13th century
Seem so proud, want all to see
We're still shocked, some many died
Only win when country is occupied
That's how we took this continent away
Euros came over and decided to stay
But, no 'mericans moving to Kabul or Iraq
Nor Vietnam or Korea for new home stock
But, like Russia did in Crimea
Retired thugs in, Ukrainians, we'll seeeeya
We got enough bombs to blow world away
But, you only win a war, when ya stay!
Here in the land of viral denial
Another 1,128 faced ultimate trial
And, cuz, they did not get a shot
Another day of life, they don't got
Texas still leading the surge
Yet, still resisting the masking urge
Wish we'd miss ya, but we won't
Shouldn't believed donnies lies, but ya don't
I believe it's humid, gross, you bet!
Step outside, ya gonna sweat
Gonna do it anyway
Walk the woods, every day
Take a dog for his creek dip
Ahhhh, into the pool, he does slip
Then a walk, then a nap
Then a big head in my lap
As Grace trashes the Yucatan
Henri has a beach erosion plan
Earth really isn't trying to win
It just does, again & again.. & again
Today On Earth

Who can resist rubbing that belly:)


Wednesday, August 18, 2021

Sultry..Like A Hurricane

Poor Fred, never quite a hurricane
Still plenty of devastation & pain
Now in our sultry air, we got mo' rain
And total window condensation, insane!

Also, insane, another 993 'mericans dead
Death seems worse than vaccine dread
Still TDS* mo-rons believe Punk'n Head
Sucking his lies, DaNile, 'nough said..

Scotia plate has still got the shakes
Lots more mag. 5+ earthquakes
Earth will do whatever it takes
To give itself pressure relief breaks

Not sure what I'm trying to do
With these rhymes all a'skew
Rain seems done, but wet thru & thru
And, got a big dog, need to go poo

Our sun remains mostly quiet
Recent nova, now need scope to spy it
Grace about to give Yucatan a hit
Afghanistan sure went quickly to shit

Sun is now out, rain's gone away
Time to venture into a breezy day
Gold finches on feeders all a'sway
That's about it, On Earth Today

Continued Chicken of the Woods development




*TrumpDickSucker 


Tuesday, August 17, 2021

Reality Rears It's Head..Many Dead!!

Fred, Grace & Henri
Afghanistan & Haiti
TrumpDelta variant all the rage
Another day, Earth's turns a new page
But, if looking for consistency
Look no further than the GOP
Ignore their part, quick to blame
Lies & denial, no hint of shame
While donnie the douche, 2 months ago
Bragging how he said it's time to go
Now it's all on Biden's head
While across the south, 1000's dead
Anti-vaxer bodies continue to pile
Spewing ridiculous lies, all the while
Earth does not care, today nor tomorrow
About your lies, about your sorrow
Afghanistan & Haiti, here's what ya got
Top 2 choices as a world enema spot
Both deny their problems are their own
But for aid & money, quick to phone
Yet both continue to pray & pray
But, allah, voodoo no help on the way
All, as onward the Scotia plate does drift
Pressure release, still rocks on shift
Austria, Croatia & Italy quakes?
Semi-strange place for the shakes..
Fred is headed up our way
More rain & flooding, some will pay
Grace washed Haiti, on to the Yucatan
Earth reacting to the wastes of man
As we languish in deep humidity
Out west, 100's of fires burn free
LasVegas may have to cut the lights
As Lake Mead's water sink from sights
TrumpVirus update, 1/4 MILLION new cases
Most, dumbass fox watching faces
Just yesterday, another unvaxed 1,016 dead
Mo-rons believing donnie: Punk'n Head
Pretty obvious, there's no sympathy
Coming from Earth..or from me
Easy solution to keep you from harm
Roll up you sleeve, get a shot in the arm
Time to get out, 'fore more rain arrives
Stay home or a mask, I wants to survive
Cuz here on Earth, need to follow the rules
Adapt Migrate or Die, denials for fools
Today
Every Day
On Earth

Same shroom, 2 days later



Monday, August 16, 2021

Fred, Grace, & Soon, Henri

As, the Scotia plate takes another 6.9 hit
At least, no tsunami coming from it
Haiti, now, well over 1,000 dead
Voodoo ain't working, try reality instead
Building crappy houses in a quake zone
Gonna fall down, Earth's bad to da bone
If we'd sent contraception 10 years ago
Today, been a lot less death they'd show
Grace will soon add to their misery
Washing debris out into the sea
And, Fred's knocking on Florida's door
Surf Up, on Gulf's panhandle shore
Soon to be Henri, on a Bermuda tour
Round the island, how long, it's unsure
Hurricane season rising to the peak
Planning & shelter, get ready to seek
Just north of a front, it's cool & damp
Add in Fred, not a good week to camp
But, even as our mushrooms grow
Much of world, it's fire's onward, HO!
Ice still melts, upward methane bubbles
For a livable Earth, nothing but troubles
But, no change gonna come from the top
Big oil pumping ain't gonna stop
Only way to clean up this mess
Fewer babies and using less
Stop buying useless plastic crap
But, it's tough to do, that's the trap
Everywhere, it's use & throw away
So, issues will keep tumbling our way
Out in space, our sun roils on
Tilted planet 2 minutes more daylight gone
Round & round & round & round
Making nary a single sound
As unvaxed morons continue to die
Without even giving reality a try
GOP governors just lie & deny
Seem OK with voters passing on, bye!!
Time for men to give up the reins
End greedy military industrial pains
In real time, I see little chance
Sure don't help, bringing guns to the dance..
Today On Earth

Chicken of the woods..



Sunday, August 15, 2021

Another Hard Day On The Planet..

Still dealing with W's lack of a plan
Soon back to 14th century, Afghanistan
President of country, already gone
Taliban, just rolling, killing along
Just death, wasted money, again & again
Could have just bought all their heroin
GOP, as usual, so quick to blame
After playing their war/money game
While we judge, there's more death here
Unvaxed, dumbass TDS*, reason is clear
Gulf about to get cleanup it needs
Fred's coming to wash out the weeds
Armpit Haiti, got Grace on the way
She'll wash more of the quake trash away
Earth spins on, unconcerned of our plight
More extremes soon coming into sight
Bigger storms, longer droughts, more fire
Still unplanned breeding, so more will expire
8 billion can't live like in the USA
Population reduction is the only way
And, really not hard to do
Wait, plan kids, have only 2
With social media, youth have the tool
To quickly spread word, don't be a fool
Free contraception, to put on the lids
More sex'd be good, but need fewer kids
Throw in Global Warming reality
If same old, status quo, all that we see
By 2021, will any humans still be
Living on Earth...🌎
Here it's still wet but finally cool
Constant change, Earth's only rule
Stay safe, be smart
Still masking & staying apart
Today On Earth

When the rains fall
These rascals crawl


*TrumpDickSuckers

Saturday, August 14, 2021

OUR WARMING WORLD..

OUR WARMER WORLD


A warming world, what more to say

It’s male power and greed, stands in the way

For 60+ years we’ve known the score

Climate change is knocking on the door

Yet, driven on by corporate greed

Religious fervor to overbreed

All while ignoring our most basic needs

Our livable Earth quickly recedes

Still men continue to blame and deny

Me thinks, it’s time to give women a try


Cuz our spinning Earth, our shining sun

About we humans, they care none

Both planet and our star, it is clear

In a million years, will both be here

Reality on Earth, nothing but change

A daily chaotic, constant, rearrange

Often slow, but suddenly, Ohh so fast

The future always a new twist on the past

But, men still playing the bad guy role

Long overdue, women back in control


Yet, still, very few will confess

That we have created all of this mess

First coal, then oil, gas, now plastic

So there’s waste, profit’s are fantastic

But, I, too, drove a car here today

Burning that gas all along the way

I try to reduce, reuse, do my part

Still as a whole, where do we start

Well, since they’ve no plan, I have no doubt

We need to vote the old white men out


You know the ones, they got no shame

Lies and denial, but quick to blame

You know the ones, they got no plan

Easy to spot, they’re republican

We try to pass laws so they won’t pollute

They pass laws to pile up the loot

What will they do, and this ain’t funny

When they find out, you can’t eat money

Tough times ahead, really already here

We men have blown it, that is quite clear

So..

Ladies, thanks for stepping up to the plate

We need change now, there’s no time to wait

UN’s Red Flag’s about 30 years too late

Sadly, we delay longer at humanities fate

But, women, I trust, you bringers of life

While men, war mongers, bringers of strife

So, if we humans want to keep living large

We desperately need to put women in charge 

Seems pretty clear, what we need to do

Elect Blakely Lockhart, on November 2



We’ve a really lame delegate, John McGuire

For Dominion and big biz, his vote’s for hire

Just sings the same song

“Can hold my breath really long”

But, come November we really need to fire



Our lame, slacker delegate John McGuire

Come November, his term needs to expire

Against women and schools

But, more guns for fools

Need to lose this worthless reality denier


There once was a delegate, John McGuire

Power, seemed all he wished to acquire

As a republican

He had no real plan

Come November, his term needs to expire!