Saturday, September 5, 2026

War: "Small Potatoes"; donnie's Brain: Mashed Potatoes

18 Americans dead, IRan, who knows
Out donnie's fat ass, mo' stupid flows
Calls it 'small potatoes', got no clue
Run a business or war..he can't do
Walk away 'bankruptcy' coming soon
"Trump Always ๐ŸŒฎ Chickens Out"
Same old lies, same old lame tune
Focus right now, election stealing
Block mail ballots, fascism con-gealing
Cuz, always a new don con coming
Think you're his bud, soon be bumming
TDS* Maria Barti..from the fox, the ax
For donnie, stabbed 'em in their backs
Wonder..when younger, she on Jeff's isle?
Was she hot enough, make donnie smile?
Now, destroys all, adds names to the pile
๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฉ
At trump's home for the old pedophile
Trump-Epstein Files
Reason, at him, women don't smile
๐ŸŒŽ
More storms raged thru yesterday
Lil rain here, 1/2", washed dust away
13 days of heat & no rain
HersheyDog creek, gone again
But, more is coming, RIGHT NOW
Hoping it's the front, humidity, POW!
Pacific, stormy, Atlantic, NOT
Pacific Ring, shaky, no big shot..
New solar blast, slight tag of Earth??
Tagging Earth RIGHT NOW..
Torrential rain, holy cow..
Need lighting..in my house, wow!!
Today On Earth

Glacial scar lake
Glacial debris
Ice Age Earth!!
Still in one..but it's fading

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers
Loser sycophants..
He'll dump 'em to save his hide
Use ya, abuse ya, cast you aside


Friday, September 4, 2026

High Dew Points: It's Soooo Gross!

Ole Virginia-ism is so true:
It ain't the heat, it's the humidity
Air ya can wear, air ya can almost see
Sweating does no good, get no cooling
No place for excess moisture, no fooling
Forecast: Front will bring in cool & dry
But, for another day, we're gonna fry
Out Montana way, a nice taste of Fall
Well named as rain & temps do fall
Typhoons lining up across the Pacific
Forecast for Hawai'i, not terrific
๐ŸŒ‹๐ŸŒ‹๐ŸŒ‹
2+ dozen on 'last' week's list??
Doge government, services.. wished
Lake Ontario, google & apple bow
donnie couldn't find on a map, anyhow
Aleutian aftershocks roiling on
Finches raking the bird seed along
Little momma hummer sippin' away
Another deep woods Va day
Picking up glasses today
Will they allow me to see a new way?
Simple solutions out of our mess?
Good start, donnie dying from own stress
Still think Taylor can lead way
Help women decide, 3+ kids; not today
None, One or Two - Great Kids
Only chance, put on the breeding lids
Overbreeding, man-gods: evil source
Too many leads to Earthling remorse
Sure, ain't no easy money in that..
Sad, everyone whining's too fat

Tough times in the forest
Drought, storms, Global Warming
Snapping off, kinda alarming

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers
Hey JD.. aren't your
knees & lips sore??
If ya bend over, he'll drive ya home
Not that he could hit the fairway
Cheats at golf, was the warning..


Thursday, September 3, 2026

Earth & donnie's Crime Sprees Roil On!!

Gotta be dead to be on a coin
Gotta hope that's where we're goin'
Scape orange off, he looks kinda dead
That is one old, nasty looking head
๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ’ฉ
Outta the mouth, truth he bends
Outta his ass, relying on Depends
Ignore the law, do what he please
USPS w/ mail-in ballot squeeze
TDS* in charge of our mail
Ignoring courts..but not in jail
Do we have enough jails for 'em all?
Much cheaper, line 'em up 'gainst a wall
Use .22's, cheaper, will still fall
Lotto to be shooter, have a ball!
To get on squad, minor charge
Response..make our debt less large!
Draconian, for sure, but hey
Do the big crimes, you should pay!
Liar, thief, rapist, pedophile
Show us the Trump-Epstein file!!
๐ŸŒŽ๐ŸŒž
Earth's shaky, Sun a'quiver, too
After 6.3 AK shake, no tsunami due
Mag. 5.4 in Ghina, maybe more concern
New sunspot, an Earthly turn
Blasted but not, yet, our way
Locally, another hot muggy day
Massive storm just slid by here
Destruction path fairly clear
Wind, hail, big ole rain
Is a miss, drought-y, more of a pain?
More ๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒฉlikely..
Today On Earth

What the hell is this?
Rock, tree burl?
Glacier Nat. Park
Petrified hornet nest?

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers
Voted cuz he promised no wars
Now mostly OK with lame war
Living in an imaginary world..
Been 'foxed'

Wednesday, September 2, 2026

Houston: We Have A New Flooding Problem!

Build a big city on the flood plain
In a spot set-up for a hurricane
AND
An unending oil drilling campaign
When it floods, hear same old refrain
CUZ
Texicans talk big but like to complain
Too bad can't deal with a little rain..
Gulf of Mexico funnel 'em right in
Hey Texass, it's gonna flood..again
๐ŸŒช๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒง๐ŸŒช
Sure, NE is getting hammered, too
Planet's fired up with all our CO2
Add cow burps, lots of methane
Then deny warming, does seem insane
๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฃ
MEANWHILE..
In donnie's "relatively little war"
Top generals fleeing out the door
Petey 'the gel' Heggsy fires away
Women & minorities, have a nice day!
Cuz, the racist card is a TDS* go to
donnie working the all-white, nazi crew
Wear red hat, your racism, be proud
donnie made it ok to say out loud
Am I racist for hating all white TDS*?
Those fat, disgusting mo' phuckers
๐ŸŒŽ
Earth spins on, daylight shrinks
Daily, out, couple of minutes wink
Lotta Ring quakes in upper 5's
Onward, downward Pacific plate dives
Sun got spots but solar wind in low
Moon is waning in a gibbous show
๐ŸŒ–
In old VA, it's heat & humidity
Chance of rain..seems unlikely
But, there will be weather...
Today On Earth

Damn!!
Sorry I missed that show!!

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers
Tough not to hate them back..
They really don't get..
Just be nice..
Seems like 'Posers for Jeezus'
would know the Golden Rule!

Tuesday, September 1, 2026

The Hardwood Arrives!!

Two new beds are on the scene
Lot of oak & walnut, size: queen
Right on time, quick to work
Unlike our prez who's quick to shirk
More lies about 'war' in IRan
Taking down elections if he can
Mail in voting, there's no fraud
Just donnie w/ repeat of the lies card
Meanwhile..
Back at the blog, beds, lovely are in
Much thanks to Hardwood Artisans
๐ŸŒŽ
No real quake issues anywhere
Ghina's station visible, if you care
Sure, they're spying, it's what they do
Turnabout seems fair, we spy, too
Solar wind, usual coming our way
Heat, humidity seems here to stay
Don't take long, get back into drought
9+ days with no rain about
Mama Cardinal sitting on pile of seed
Would think, they got all they need
Still the goldfinches rake it out...
Tweet & squabble, the birdie shout
Today On Earth
๐Ÿ˜ฑ
110K views last month...
Who are you???
Seeeeeya tomorrow...

Gotta admit..
THAT.. looks like a bedroom
Thanks Hardwood Artisans

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers
No donnie, it doesn't need any gilding
Cover it all in gold..
You're still low rent trash!!

Monday, August 31, 2026

September: On & Off Earth..It's Here!!

September 2026 - On & Off Earth


September is a sneaky month. This first week, there is little doubt it is still summer but change, as always, is creeping in from all directions. The first sneaky change I noticed, back in mid-August, was the sunlight bypassing my overhanging eaves and shining onto my desk. The loss of daylight is subtle in the early summer but is picking up speed as Earth’s tilted orbit sees the sun wrap up its annual northern hemisphere tour at the Autumnal Equinox at 8:05pm on the 22nd.


Because Earth’s atmosphere bends the sun’s rays, the day of actual ‘equal night’ (equinox), and day, is four days later on the 26th with both sunrise and set at 7:01EDT. No longer sneaking, we lose 70 minutes of sunlight in September, 25 minutes in the morning, a whopping 45 minutes at sunset.


I would like to sneak in early to the debate that will fire up again in late October: Day Light Saving Time. In a less agrarian society, moving the ‘extra’ hour of light to the evening for the spring and summer is a great idea. It’s the delay in the shift, the Fall Back, until early November that causes the shock to our world. Falling back, in early Fall (?last Sunday in September or 1st in October?) when there are still almost 12 hours of light makes much more sense. 


Sadly, it’s not common sense and safety driving the debate but greed. The candy industry has lobbied hard to get another hour of daylight for trick or treating, big recreation for another month of golf. As a retired teacher, I guess I just have more concern for the safety of kids not waiting in the dark at the morning bus stop than getting a little more sugar in their diet or a handful of people getting in a few extra rounds of golf. Year round DST means Christmas sunrise is at 8:23am.


There is sneakiness going on in the skies around Earth in September, too. Venus’ reign as the Evening Star is winding down. Our nearest planetary neighbor is catching Earth in the solar derby. Its last evening visit with a lunar crescent on the 13th and 14th. Venus will next visit a lunar crescent as the Morning Star in November.


Later sunrises means more people can sneak a peak at the morning sky as the visible outer planets arc across that pre-dawn sky. Jupiter is the bright ‘star’ just above eastern horizon, Mars, always reddish, is a little higher up. Saturn, slow in the solar derby is now visible most of the night, into the southwest by dawn. The Full Corn Moon will be above the ringed planet on the 26th. The sun drifts from Leo into Virgo on the 17th.


This September 11th marks 25 years since that day none of us will every forget; did it sneak by? About 1/3 of the US population was not yet alive on that nightmare of a day; a wild, somewhat sneaky thought itself. Remembrances and tributes will gush forth this year but embroiled in another war in the region, it seems we have learned little from that fateful day.


The above average rainfall of July and August, even without a single hurricane in the Atlantic,  has seen green grass replace brown, corn grow tall and drought maps no longer feature as a nightly news item. Mosquitoes and tent spiders are an item on my September forest walks but I swat the webs down with a stick and keep moving to avoid the skeeters. Hope you get a chance to sneak outside, wander around on your planet and enjoy the delights that September has to offer. They far outweigh the perils!

Today On Earth
Glacier National Park
Where there should be glaciers?
But, the planet is warming
Direct evidence:
Glaciers melt!!

"gonna end the war in Ukraine
On day 1"
If he's talking...he's lying!!


Sunday, August 30, 2026

President Dumbass: Yo Semite Park..

Dementia donnie, so slow, so sad
Everything he touches, turns bad
Rot in his brain, on hands, in pants
Out of his mouth, rot in his rants
Couldn't even pronounce Yosemite!
But, reader, thinker he doesn't be
He is a con man, thief, rapist, pedophile
Don't get why women just won't smile
๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ’ฉ
Still thinking, such that he can, he's king
Can freely gift all of America's bling
Turn Yosemite into a 'luxury resort'
Guild in gold, try a class distort
May have money, can't buy class
donnie, damn sure low rent trash
๐ŸŒŽ
Got lots of heat, no hurricanes
In Pacific, typhoons going insane
Heat, fires, ice melt..same old
For decades, warming been foretold
Lie & lie, Earth does not care
Again..of our presence, unaware
Plates still shiftin', few quakes around
In Nepal, still chance rock comin' down
Solar storm did not appear
Big wild spot about to spin clear
High in charge here, not too bad
Into September, big heat, sad..
101K views for August TOE
TDS*..ya never know??
๐Ÿ˜ฑ
Today On Earth


More Montana vistas

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers
Worn knees, puffy lips
Deep, slow, vacant gaze..
Good chance, red hat..

Saturday, August 29, 2026

Corporate Fascist Prez Wallows In The Loot!

A new Venezuelan oil grab play
As he gives National Parks away
donnie the con is all about the greed
Help the non-rich..sure ain't no need
War with Canada, next economic hit
donnie's consistent, still dumb as shit
Hormuz still closed, lil vlady threats
Put your money on chaos, safest bets
but..TRUMP-EPSTEIN FILES
donnie's chaos, to hide the pedophiles
He knows, he's at the top of that list
Planning.. lotta Dem ballots..missed
GOP knows can't win fairly - cheat
Put easy voting in retreat
Like..worst congressman in USA
Johnny Mcguire, pledge to flag, no way
Couldn't lead TDS* at a rally
Bills he's sponsored/passed, 0 tally
Pro-god, Pro-life, Pro-gun, Pro-trump
Sucking don's stubby, dumb as a stump
๐ŸŒŽ
Quakes today, barely hit mag 5
It's ice melt floods..may not survive
Dolly may bring island rain
Still, won't be a hurricane
Solar wind delay, maybe today?
High pressure..nice Saturday
Into September, into the heat
Taste of the future, not so sweet
Today On Earth

Moonrise over Flathead Lake
Montana..
Sweeeet

*TDS -TrumpDickSuckers
Like they could find
Lake Ontario
on a map...
Or the Gulf of Mexico
IRan???๐Ÿ˜‚

Friday, August 28, 2026

Eclipse Eclipsed By Clouds..:( War At 6 Months..:(

Pretty typical scene for a VA sky
Got cool sight, clouds roll on by
It rumbled & shook, no real rain
For eclipse viewing, a real bane
In other banes, our presidential lump
Screws farmers, imported beef dump
Decrees Lake Ontario has new name
After 6 months, IRan war; the same
No way to win, no way to open Hormuz
Every day, diaper donnie, w/ new screws
Not in his bed, EuroHo not in that scene
Destroy Kennedy Center, TACO seen
Lotta talk ๐ŸŒฎ๐Ÿ” Not much do
Same w/ his lying sycophant crew
If they say "no one has done more"
More 'braggging' & lying in store
Helping anyone ain't what he does
Self delusion in a brain of rot & fuzz
๐ŸŒŽ
Trop Storm Dolly will not live long
Dry air & winds aloft too strong
No hurricanes in Atlantic yet..
Will any form? Not taking that bet
Ghina with couple of shakes today
Insane pics from up Nepal way
Glacial melt..more coming soon
Will keep changing sea level tune
But, ice dams giving way..
Earth's biggest flood payday
Sunspot 4513 CME coming our way
Good chance tonight, auroral display
Big daytime heat is coming, too
Summer..long way from thru
Today On Earth

Early eclipse shot
KJJ in Spokane
Cool!

ATNA-All Talk No Action
TACO- TrumpAlwaysChickensOut
*TDS- TrumpDickSuckers
It's still the Gulf Of Mexico
And, Lake Ontario

Thursday, August 27, 2026

Post 3,100: Near Total Lunar Eclipse

Tonight..
The Full Sturgeon moon will slide
Across Earth's shadow..get outside
About 10:35 partial eclipse'll begin
๐ŸŒ•
At 12:15, only moon light, sliver thin
By 1:52 it's done, most, long in bed
Deeper into shadow, gets deeper red
Then another 6 months before
Earth & Moon will align once more
Smoke or haze or perhaps big rains
Will interfere..and be viewing pains
๐ŸงŠ๐Ÿชจ๐Ÿชจ๐Ÿชจ๐Ÿชจ๐ŸŒŠ
Nepal/Ghina dealing w/ big mess
Warming cause..won't quite confess
Melting, glacial collapse, flood
Hundreds now gone in rocks & mud
Warming reality elsewhere, heat & fire
Not too bad here, humidity higher
Summer is not done, strong finish
To August, hot won't soon diminish
Dolly the storm, still won't form
Quakes, only local, nervous shakes
Spot 4513 still flaring, wind still low
With that star, ya just never know
REMEMBER..
As the sun sets, Full moon rises
Pick eclipse view spot, no surprises
A NOTE..Early Risers
That's Jupiter, pre-dawn low in east
Mars & Jupiter higher, nice eye feast
Today On Earth

Moonrise in PDT

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers
donnie...still ATNA
All Talk NO Action
BlahBlahBlahBlah
Ended 8 wars..
Can't end one he started..
Pussy-ass lil bitch!!

Wednesday, August 26, 2026

DOLLY!! We Will Miss Ya!!

Dolly Parton!
Country singer, became much more
An Icon! even became a book store
A book a month, till a kid was 5
Knew it's reading makes a mind thrive
Sad to see donnie jumpin' on her wagon
After education funding, GOP draggin'
Dolly was everything donnie is not
Talented, kind, giving & yes, hot!
donnie: stupid, hateful & full of rot
And, said "she liked me" selfish shot
๐ŸŒŽ
Storm #4, Dolly, will not form
El Niรฑo keeping things way below norm
Our cool spell is winding down
High is bringing SW air around
Temps & humidity higher today
Mag. 5.2 Landslide up Nepal way
That sounds big for rocks a'rollin
Cause or effect; big flash flood?
For the missing, bells a'tollin
Big sunspot still turned our way
Yet, solar wind is slower today
2 little warblers w/ window hit
More sadness..
Today On Earth

Last night's near full moon
W/ clouds & street lighting..
Sweeeet!!

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers
Like to think..Dolly
didn't like them or donnie
But, wise to keep opinions close
One of a kind, not to be seen again
Dolly Parton!!

Tuesday, August 25, 2026

Lovin' The Cool; Much Cooking Elsewhere!

Europe is cooking, rivers running low
South & West near hot enough to glow
Fires rage and we're nearing a new war
WITH CANADA
Hey congress, maybe gone little to far?
Oh yea, even w/ AC need August break
Oaths & duties, they're quick to forsake
Kneel & kiss shithead king's fat ass
๐ŸงŽ๐Ÿ’‹ ๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ’ฉ ๐Ÿ’‹๐ŸงŽ
Likewise for big power, big oil, big gas
Prices rise higher, TDS* still believe
Non-readers, easy to scam & deceive
Watch a screen, brain's not engaged
Read words: form concepts, every page
GOP knows, educated masses won't vote
For slimy shysters, a campaign note..
Ban books that make people think
Only from koran & bible should drink
Books written by men, for men
Repeat: women are not worthy, amen
Trace most of our issues to THAT
Hateful men wearing a religious hat
๐ŸŒŽ
Of 'our' beliefs, Earth remains unaware
Turns out, chunk of rock, don't care
But, will react to what comes its way
Add CO2 & methane, heat'll stay
Ice will melt, trees move north, fast
We heated it quick, it's gonna last
Fire ants, armadillos northbound, too
And, on we roll with the self screw
No real quake issues, only sea floor
Sunspot 4513..X-class flare in-store??
Will new storm be Dolly, we'll see?
El Niรฑo to decide what'll be
Today On Earth

Lotta bug love
In the garlic chives

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers
Red hats, fat guts, dim stare..
Avoid & don't rile
Like tantrum ready child..

Monday, August 24, 2026

Another Lovely Puff Of Fall

To the south & west another scorcher
Obvious signs, coming warming torture
Love that deniers are feeling the heat
Burn Texass burn, in VA, air is sweet
Not just Texass, much of west a'blaze
Reno fleeing from acrid smokey haze
Atlantic storms, still not much doing
Pacific, Moke, mo' Hawaiian screwing
Pacific plate still getting the squeeze
Sunspot 4513 still no flare release
Tonight gibbous ๐ŸŒ” but..
Make plans for Thursday night eclipse
As mostly into our shadow moon slips
Near total, will be a shade of red
Peak at 12:19 Friday then go to bed
๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฃ๐Ÿ’ฃ
In today's war news, same old crap
donnie & lil vlady in can't win trap
Ukraine celebrates independence
Lil Vlady, war crimes his defense
Ukraine keeps kicking his lame ass
But, slime Ghina buying his gas
๐Ÿ’ฉ๐Ÿ‘‘๐Ÿ’ฉ
'Notice me' prez showed at DC race
Seems, wifey had to show her face
Not a happy face, a smile, might break
Think a Euro-ho be better at the fake
๐ŸŒฎ
donnie mo' lame IRan econ threats
Canadian tariffs, blow back he gets
And, of course, we all pay more
With fewer products in the store
๐ŸŽ’๐Ÿซ๐ŸŽ’
Schools are open, busses near empty
Coddling parents with the taxi
Their little darlings, never on a bus
Might get upset, if hear someone cuss
Angst & whining standard these days
Sooo sensitive in their phone haze
Retirement, beginning year 9
WOOOOOOO!
No parents to deal with, life is fine!
Kids are ok, they're mostly fun
It's parents screwing education..
Don't read to 'em, hand 'em a screen
Dull, slow brains will be seen..
Look around..
Today On Earth

Creek w/ under bank shortcut
Building little delta deposit
Coool!!

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker
Hear 'em talk, really dumb
watch the fox, brain..goes numb
Yea, both words have B!!

Sunday, August 23, 2026

15 Years...Since The Big Louisa Shake!!

15 years ago today, at 1:51
Earth moved, it was less than..fun
Ceiling shook, floor went up & down
Bricks & blocks flew all around
Quail fault slipped, was revealed
Ancient tensions no longer sealed
East coast rocks, dense, old & cold
So up the entire coast message told
Up in DC, George's monument broke
At magnitude 5.8, quake was no joke
High School, Elementary, beyond repair
School needed to continue, but where
Shared the middle, trailer 'park' grew
Then POD classroom, do what ya do
TJ kids worse than us
Actual trailers, quite the fuss
No matter what the weather be
Little kids..outdoor trek, just to pee
We all survived, not one death
Actually, into schools, a new breath
New HS, new elementary, too
County, quake insurance, who knew!
Traces still, on Roundabout, easy to see
Not a'one, standing, brick chimney
Aftershocks, roiled on for a year
Above mag. 3, tinge of fear..
Millions remember where they were
Any mention, the memories stir
After 15 years we will not forget
More to come, seems a save bet..
Today On Earth

Damn glad Obrigado made it!!
Trout, damn good!!




Saturday, August 22, 2026

Sunspot 4513 In The News? In Our Views!

W/ Beta-Gamma-Beta magnetic field
Are X-class flares.. to be revealed
Last M-8 blast missed, next will not
And, no, it will not help make us hot
But it will..
Create auroras, zap Elon's satellites
Test power grids, potential frights
๐Ÿ˜ฑ
It will not..
Open the Strait of Hormuz
Maybe, oughta cancel that cruise..
War, almost become rhetorical
Both sides liars, slingin' bull
Beef tariffs or not, who knows
donnie again, anxiety grows
๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ„๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿฎ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ„
Beef prices, consumer whoa's
Making the money, middleman hose
Produce nothing, take a big cut
Sell you soul, hit all in the gut
'merica, best money can buy
Get a fair deal, don't even try
But..
In Texass, sweating and always denying
Burning oil = warming, to self; lying
Gotta be tough living in world of lies
Tend to laugh..but, so pathetic, cries
Earthquake scene, usual boundaries
N. Mex & Texass, frackin' disease
In VA, sun, humidity, chance of rain
But, only 80's can't complain
Get out while you can..
Today On Earth

Pie for Strength
Huckleberry Pie!!

*TDS-TrumpDickSuckers
Natalie Harp
At the top..and bottom of the list
Put her in the trunk..
Something wrong with that girl๐Ÿ™