Sunday, August 31, 2025

Nevada Quakes, Solar Blast... Cool!

Lotta shakes in the basin & range
55° this morn..not even strange
'Quiet' sunspot with a big blow
Could spark USA aurora show
Monster spot remains unstable
Bigger flare chance still on table
Nevada shakes, middle of nowhere
Same off Burma, no one's aware
What you notice when venturing out
Early fall temps still lurking about
Cross the pond, down Brighton way
Man City sucks, no mo' to say
But, in mo' shocking PB news
The Anna's, the queens..lose
🌎
Mo' humidity on a NE breeze
But, rain, clouds just a tease
Labor Day, workers forgotten
In a land sinking into rotten
All we see.. big sales & greed
Lyin' prez onto next evil deed
Will we see the Epstein file?
Confirm donnie as a pedophile
Photos sure tell the tale
Just how big's the rapist scale..
Victims about to stand & speak
More proof, gotta li'l stubby..freak
😆
Today On Earth

Ringless Honey 'Shrooms

Hey donnie..
How's lil Vlady feel..
Up your butt!!!

Saturday, August 30, 2025

August Chills On Out..

Coolest August in this century
And, little rain did we see
Worst issue nearby, Erin's erosion
Another month of 'merican corrosion
As demented prez & lackeys steal
Our treasure, as fascism they reveal
Lil vlady still raining bombs down
donnie's speaks, clueless clown
You'd think a con man'd know
When up own ass it's a smoke blow
But, never smart & w/ dementia now
To other dick-tators he's quick to bow
🌎. 🌞
Sunspot 4197 w/ new instability
M or X class flares could soon see
Nevada desert w/ lotta little shakes
Japan & Kamchatka mo' 5+ quakes
Mormons in Provo slow to learn
Shock at mud slide post hillside burn
Ghina adding to satellite nightmare
Greed, power & control w/o care
Posers for jesus..they don't share
Today On Earth

Finally..
Cool & quiet @ my spot




Friday, August 29, 2025

Nooobody Expects The Spanish Inquistition!!

Shoot up a school, chicken-shit thing to do
But, Catholics..sure given world a screw
Guilt & fear, in the worship of death
Mix love & hell in the same breath
Hide pedophile priests, evil nuns
Put a collar on their so gay sons
Crusades, inquisitions, re-education camps
Go on, overbreed you rascally scamps
Man-god hate for hu-man control
Women must bow, learn their role
So, I get his hate, wanting to hit back
But, shoot up little kids, no! ya shitsack
He did, however, do an experiment
Proved time praying's time poorly spent
allah remains unseen in Gaza mess
But, hate all others..jews should confess
Cuz w/ man-gods, power thru fear & hate
For any goodness or joy, til death ya wait
Seems like a bad con that's gotten worse
Just don't mention it, you'll get the curse
No real change from new chi-town pope
To feed 8 billion, in peace, ain't no hope
🌎
Sunspots, many, no big blast, yet
Hurricanes, none now, soon, a safe bet
Over crowded Asia, got typhoons
Super packed India, season of monsoons
Around the Ring, 22-ish volcanoes
As down, down the Aleutian trench goes
We're still chillin' in Canadian air
Gulf of Mexico, of storms beware
Theft of millions by donnie in plain sight
fox & phone watchers..seems alright
Mommies screaming, baby need a phone
While kid's at school, I'm so all alone
Assbrain starts shooting up a school
How's a text to you go' help...fool
Today On Earth

Couple of baby goldfinches
Seem to have some issues
It's tough out there on Earth
Yes, I was as close as it looks
Sure wouldn't get that close
to a priest or nun
or president..



Thursday, August 28, 2025

20 Years Since Katrina!

To tweak a Beatles song..
It was 20 years ago today.
Katrina washed New Orleans away
And though the water lasted a while
Lame prez W said help ain't my style
So now we know it's so true
The truth we know for many years
The constitution, GOP wants to disband!!
And, we thought W was stupid & bad
Next to donnie, he don't look so sad
(But, he was, middle east mess
Still on him..no clue, no plan)
Today, typhoon flooding in Philippines
India, monsoons w/ washout scenes
We are still loving the September cool
But, don't think 'ain't no warming' fool
New wave coming off African coast
Out west things still set on: roast
Sun, huge spots looking Xclass unstable
Grasp any of that, our prez is unable
Just spew last lie stevie miller said
Cuz nothing lasts in a dementia head
Afghans, Mongols w/ shakes today
And, Pacific subduction still underway
Wars rage on in Gaza & Ukraine
Think donnie'll end it, you insane!
😱
Lil Vlady & Benny playing donnie hard
Art of Deal, not a hint of a truth shard
Traitor, rapist, pedophile, thief
To all he encounters, major grief
20 years back
We thought W was a hack
He was just lowering the bar
Dementia donnie...most evil.. by far
Today On Earth

Black-staining polypore
Update..and decline



Wednesday, August 27, 2025

Still September In August..

With Canadian High still parked
No rain or heat will be sparked
Quakes along edge of Asian plate
Locals nervy but none too great
SpaceX got a launch, mo' space debris
But, really any benefit for you or me?
Mo' racist hate spewed out of DeeCee
Blaming everyone but pedophile donnie
Want crops picked then driven on truck?
By a white 'merican? you're outta luck
Fat in mom's basement on a video game
Or stupid dancin' for tic-slock fame
Gotta be influencer.. or I'll be so sad
😭
Every day, drift closer to really bad..
Waxing crescent near Mars last night
🌒
Tonight, Virgo's Spica 5° off to right
Follow Big Dipper's handle ARC in NW
Toward Arcturus, for reliable eye test
Then SPIKE down to Spica, w/ the moon
Cool, dry, clear air, just might swoon
😁
Sun is covered in many massive spots
So far, no flaring CME Earth shots
But🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥We got..
51 LARGE fires burning in the USA
Over half in states where they don't pay
Much in taxes, run by the GOP..
That news on the fox, you won't see
Almost a million acres..ablaze
Across USA..a smoky haze
Today On Earth

Mojo
He knew it was Int. Dog Day
The rascal...



Tuesday, August 26, 2025

International Dog Day!!

I forget..
It's International Dog Day
Hope a furry hug is
Coming your way..
🐕
I sure miss my big brown boy
A year ago
I was grabbing him
Pulling him back inside
From the copperhead
Long dead..
At our door!!
WTF!!

The Breyer Dog
Looking kinda sad..hurtin'
I felt your pain, buddy!!


Cool Here, Lava & Dust Elsewhere

Aug. 26th & it was 59° here today
Kilauea, major lava fountain display
In desert west, Haboob has its way
Poor Burning Man, dust w/ final say
In fascist HQ up in occupied DC
stevie miller's ugly as ugly can be
Some ugly on outside, but good heart
Others pretty wrapper covers a wart
stevie miller's ugly & evil thru & thru
AND
He's usual the last donnie listens to
Since dementia boy can't 'member for long
He just spews out stevie's evil last song
Fascist take over plan well underway
First step: take elections out of play
They know, in a fair vote, they lose
Gerrymander so dems, you can't choose
Texass' loser greggg told to steal 5 seats
Next step, troops in Chicago streets
All as 'mericans gape at their phone
'Control' given to those evil to the bone
elon, markie, jeff & their ilk
Think this world is their's to bilk
Suckers buy their crap, then complain
meta, tesla, prime..definition of insane
Repeat, repeat..expecting change
Same outcome.. why a look so strange
Only tumble deeper into the trap
If daily, gotta buy more crap..
🌎
Quakes today, very local & seafloor
Ghina's Himalaya? rockslide on door
August looking to exit cool & dry
Sure, I know, elsewhere, still set on fry
Huge sunspot cluster turning our way
#4199 M or X flares? when'll we pay?
Today On Earth

A tomato per meal...
The summertime deal

Hey dementia boy..
Has li'l vlady ended the war?
😲
Your deal skills, never had any!!
But, lie...that you got down!!



Monday, August 25, 2025

September - On & Off Earth

September 2025 - On & Off Earth


The path this column takes each month usually begins out on the paths I wander through the forest that is my yard. My brain is stirred by something one or more of my senses latches onto as I walk my paths and trails. The planet itself shares much, I just try to pay enough attention to notice. What have I noticed this month; where did August go?


After a hot July with over nine inches of rain we transitioned into a cool August with less than one inch of rainfall. That wide, wild swing certainly added a layer of doubt to any long range forecasts for September. The lack of rain has reduced my creek to a series of pools but the timing of the rain, even just a few tenths of an inch, has removed any hint of crunchiness in the moss on my trails. The mosses, genetically coded to deal with deluge or drought since long before dinosaurs roamed the earth, will abide.


In addition to the messages I receive on the trails, my house, in partnership with the sun, is sending out notice of our tilted planet’s journey around our local star. The sunlight, welcomed deep into my house for the free winter heating is blocked by a slight overhang in the summer months. That star’s light is now creeping farther and farther into the house slowly altering my writing and eating seating. The Autumnal Equinox is coming!


Before the Fall season arrives we will have the Full Corn Moon (and a lunar eclipse for much of the Eastern Hemisphere) on the 7th. The next night, the ‘star’ near the moon is Saturn. The average peak of hurricane season is on September 10th. Hurricane Erin’s recent flyby, the lead news for days, should have been a good reminder to be storm aware and prepared. The sun moves from Leo into Virgo on the 17th. The Equinox is at 2:19pm EDT on the 22nd. Venus continues its reign as the Morning Star, joined by a thin crescent moon and Leo’s Regulus on the 19th.


With the moon lining up with the earth and sun for a lunar eclipse, two weeks later there is usually a solar eclipse. There is, on the 21st, but only a partial solar and only across the far off Southern Ocean. The next total solar eclipse is August 12, 2026 across northern Spain and western Iceland. My guess…reservations are already being made!


As the amazing August cool and dry trend takes us into September, where we go from there remains a mystery. Recent years have produced warm, or even hot days even as we lose two minutes of sunlight every day. I know I will still carry and swing a spider web removal stick with me on September wanders. New birds, headed south, will visit and sing. The hummingbirds will move on, northern bald eagles will move back to the area. Bucks, their velvet gone, will begin to strut into their fall rut.


Safety remains my top priority on forest walks, (it should for you, too) so I don’t push the daylight limits in the warm months; too buggy and potentially snaky. But, every now and then, I do go out after dark and early this summer the message, the word, the Earth kept sending me was: CACOPHONY. Once the sun goes down, unseen creatures of the forest tune up and begin to sing and they sing loud, a cacophony of sound. I hear an occasional whippoorwill (very late this year) and owl but it’s the insects and frogs that sing loud and long and likely for love; all night long. Hope you get out for a listen.


Today On Earth

Sunrise over OBX



Sunday, August 24, 2025

Spring Tides At Da Rivah.. Wind & Music Rockin'!

Serious NE wind blowin' up the York
But, old trees long adjusted to the torque
Kept the bugs down & party goers cool
The bands played on, fun was the rule
Different w/o Gretchen on the porch..:(
Great family & friends to pass on torch
🎉🎶🎸
Clouds today, slim chance of li'l rain
Cool late August, hard to complain
Still 9+" in July, less than 1/2" Aug. so far
Like my golf game, roller coaster to par
Kamchatka, Tonga & Chilé w/ shakes
Sun about to spin, so no sunspot breaks
Nice to get to da Rivah, salt spray in air
Sit on the bluff, have not a care..
Just watch the tide, beach at low
6 hours later, how high will it go??
Into reeds, beach a no-show:)
Today On Earth

Low Spring Tide..


Saturday, August 23, 2025

Goin' Down To The Rivah!!

As the sun rays slide farther inside
Soon, to write a blog, have to hide
August still, yet a September feel
Daily, a low sun angle on reveal
With the weather so fine on a Saturday
It's to the York, I'm going to play
🎉 🎶 🛥
Storms working toward next spin-up
Arrival at Bermuda, may be abrupt
Mag. 6.0 quake, Meso'merica offshore
No big waves forecast to El Salvador
Moon was New, early this morn
On FB..of a black moon did warn??
WTF??
The New Moon is black! on Earth unseen
FB usually waaay off on astronomy scene
Quick visit quickly reminded me
Why on Facebalk(Falsebook?) I'd rather be
Is NEB about to file for bankruptcy
As not a single farm worker do they see
donnie.. got economic failure thing down
Troops or collapse headed to your town?
National debt continues rapid climb
So waste on troops or ballroom for slime
Solar blast will cause auroras on Mars
Missing us but one will be in our stars
Or from our star, big spot turning
To face Earth...we ain't learning
S. Carolina..3 little shakes
Nearby, old but big Earth breaks
Pressures build..ain't nothing but change
Today on Earth

Hey, look Paw!
It's a Blackhaw!


Friday, August 22, 2025

Has Anyone Seen August?

August is missing, no heat, no humidity
Today, cumulus clouds all we did see
Erin is off in N. Atlantic, still w/ waves
Cold front pushed thru, big coastal saves
Yes, there's heat about, fires burn, too
Wars & famines a long way from thru
Big quake, 7.5, Drake Passage sea floor
But, no tsunami awash on any shore
Burma got rocked, likely issues there
Just like here, government won't care
Moon nearly New, CME off back of sun
Blog's late, out for li'l golfing fun
Thin skinned prez, still vindictive dick
Raided Bolton's, democracy gone quick
John sucked up, then realized 'what a fool'
Predicted retribution, as a king, taco to rule
But, other than lies & chaos, little done
DC fascist guard, have got out the guns
Another truth teller, fired for reality
Makes donnie a liar, ain't gonna see
Today On Earth

Chick of the Woods
Round 2

Local cacophony nightmare..
Grinds on..

Thursday, August 21, 2025

Memory Lane Strolling...

Only over time can you look back well
Cuz..takes awhile 'fore you can tell
What got you to where you are..
Which of your moves..took you far
Which decisions made the real impact
Some moved ya forward, some..back
Went back today: 66, 52 & 34 years
Mostly smiles as the smoke & fog clears
Kindergarten, college, move back to VA
All at a fine funeral, got personal clarity
But, we all remembered Gretchen Bradley
She was as fine a person as fine can be
At St. Matthew's church, got long histories
My mom & Gretchen regular attendees
She rented rooms, my VA return base
From there, my paths lead to current space
Life is full of decisions & sudden detours
I can look at mine, go on, check yours..
Today On Earth
🌎
Out on the planet, Erin rages so near
Little rain & mist, sky so not clear
On coast, dumbasses, had to stay
To fix up their mess, want us to pay
Live on the coast, suck it up bro'
Pretty simple rules w/ water flow
Water gonna go where it wants to
Hang on & surf, all you can do
Just don't stay, then call 911 for rescue
Anyone answers, hope reply, screw you!!
San Andreas few slips & shakes
Up Kamchatka, plates still w/ remakes
Delusional donnie, thinks vlady cares
Vlady: full boat, donnie raises w/ pairs
Full boat of bombs, still rainin' down
donnie sees a deal, lil vlady sees a clown
While we're in the cool, fires still rage
Be decades 'fore out of warming stage
Lot fewer human, if any at all
Simple Earth rules can lead to quick fall
Easy way to meet a simple need
Don't have kids you can't feed
Or clothe.. or teach to read...
Today On Earth

Now that's a hornworm that can stay
Thanks momma wasp!!
Some fine dining for babies!!



Wednesday, August 20, 2025

Sun's & Erin's Winds Kick It Up!!

Earth's atmosphere is stirred today
Fast solar wind'll make auroras play
Erin's waves gonna wash sand away
For stupid, rip currents w/ final say
Here, high pressure w/ sun on display
Still coolish..even humidity's OK
Most quakes on list, local reminders
On boundaries, rock, tenuous binders
DC news??? guess: mo' lies & chaos
Scam '25, li'l more democracy lost
For now, WIFI's down for maintenance
Hotspot seems good back-up defense
Erin remains the lead news
Flee OBX..be what I choose..
Today On Earth

Nectar drunk bumble bees
Lovin' some hostas
And..they did smell sweeeet!!

Gretchen Bradley
A fine, fine human being!!
Thanks for everything!!
RIP

Tuesday, August 19, 2025

Erin In Charge! Beach Erosion; Large!!

Overnight here, thick, falling mist
Erin forecast still, land to be missed
Wind & rain, big surf to be felt
Big sand erosion blow to be dealt
Dozens of OBX rip current rescues
Lotta stupid, leads to 'merican blues
Which leads to clueless dementia prez
Li'l vlady, bombs away, full con biz
"vlady wants to make a deal for me"
Said donnie, as played as played can be
vlady: Zelensky out, Ukraine in control
So that into Kiev ruskie tanks can roll
But, donnie thinks vlady's his 'friend'
lil vlady knows that he can easily bend
dementia boy like soft pretzel dough
Cuz after meeting mo' bombs did flow
At least VP Padilla kept mouth shut
Nee: Just Dance Vance, donnie's slut
A pair; one orders donut awkwardly
Boss; high class meal, bucket of KFC
Heroin hillbilly, NYC slum lord
Leaving 'merica badly gored...
🌎
Average day of shakes 'round Ring
Himalaya w/ minor rock fling
New sunspot w/ long flare, CME?
Not quite, yet, at Earth been set free
For Eastcoast, focus & concern
Is where & how bad Erin will churn
Today On Earth

That is a FUNGUS
Black-staining Polypore
BIG!!


Monday, August 18, 2025

Erin Rules Beach Week!!!

Although, forecast: no landfall hit
Erin's waves'll move some sand.. a bit
😂
But..it's storms that put the OBX there
And, sand's location, Earth don't care
Just doing its thing, heat relocation
All atmospheres get a spinning sensation
Jupiter's Great Red Spot 400 years old
Maybe..Galileo, Hooke, Cassini, stories told
On Jupiter..that's only 34-ish years
And, original spot or who saw 1st, unclear
Erin's seems unlikely to last that long
For now, playing OBX evacuation song
Some dumbasses will stay & then brag
'Rode it out' but rip currents will drag
Some teen away...'he had such a big heart'
Too bad he won't too ocean smart..
🌊8secs..  🌊 8secs.. 🌊
Got a good scope & viewing skills
🔭
Get up early as Titan's shadow spills
Onto Saturn*, now near equinox
(this will not be mentioned on the fox)
They really only spread donnie's lies
With fake smiles & heavy makeup disguise
'All's great, economy strong, world at peace'
As real as raslin' & singer in a mask
Cuz pacify the simple-minded.. the task
Seems phone swipes & ticky-tock dances
Does not lead to mental advances
🌎
Tunisia/Algeria li'l shaking today
N. Argentina also with some sway
Fast & slow solar wind streams
Will zap Earth into aurora dreams
A surprise storm late, missed here
So far, very cool & unclear..
There will be change..
Today On Earth

Chicken of the Woods
is back!!

*Eclipse begins @ 1:52amEDT
Takes about 4 hours to slide across
Saturn in the brightest 'star' in Pisces

Sunday, August 17, 2025

Erin Remains.. The Real News

Our 'notice me' prez into back seat
As Erin spins on, dining on our heat
Exploded to Cat. 5, now 'just' a 3
Far reaching effects we're gonna see
Big wind, big rain w/ monstrous surf
Won't be the last the season does birth
(Yes, TDS* FEMA head there is
an annual hurricane season..duh..)
Quakes, mostly sea floor, local concern
Solar wind uptick, auroras may churn
Air outside, warm, thick & gross
Or as we like to say in VA, 'feels close'
Cross pond, Premier League is back
(The Real ⚽ Football!!
Ya know..no hands y'all)
ManCity's upgraded, full on attack
Haven't wiped out YJs, but a lull
Tryin' to keep Hummer's feeder full
Looks nice out there..
Until you step out into air you wear..
Thick.. the real August!!
Today On Earth

Cherokee Purple, Mr. Stripey
& friends

YJ - Yellow Jackets..nasty vermin
TDS - still.. TrumpDickSucker
How's that Ukraine war, donnie?
Keep blowin' smoke out ya hiney!!

Saturday, August 16, 2025

Weak Prez Bows, Kisses Fascist Warlord's Ass

As Hurricane Erin quickens to Cat. 4
Lame donnie w/ open arms & door
Delighted to see li'l vlady on our shore
Lot in common, both like a Euro whore
One nasty fascist, the other a wanna be
Cross 'merica that's the plan we see
Invade & over run a democratic city
Demand their lackeys on bended knee
Fascist step 2: need a rigged election
Thin skinned donnie so hates rejection
Demand of Greggg, Texass protection
As all brace for price & flu infection
🌎🌩🌪
Standard issues around the world
Sure, prez, around thug's finger twirled
Quick jump to a Cat. 4 Erin's swirled
Solar CIR* onto Earth'll soon unfurled
Quake numbers back into normal zone
East coast surf..soon, bad to the bone
Sad..'mericans ignore fascist tone
Waaay too busy staring at a phone
Don't believe Earth's getting hot
OK w/ "need now" from a drone bot
Never satisfied cuz.. I 'need' a lot
Oughta worry 'bout kids gettin' shot
In 'merica, easy to buy or make a gun
Become ICE thug, 'll take most anyone
Then go out for legal racist fun..
donnie, vlady, adolph, so proud, son..
Today On Earth

There's the beef..
But, no bull here..

*Co-Rotating Interaction Region

TDS- TrumpDickSuckers
So.. proud of their boy...
Legitimized a warlord & thug
Art of the deal   😂
No..but master of the steal!! 

Friday, August 15, 2025

Yellow Jacket Nest Gets Poison Test!!

I cleared the growth from the site
Then went out after fully night
Sprayed 'em & blocked 'em in
A few on feeder but swarm is thin
The Bitches!!
Kinda like TDS* whining 'bout woke
Need a diversion when 'king's' a joke
But, fix a problem or even identify
Actually govern, don't even try
Would require work, a clue, a plan
None of that coming, from republican
donnie blowing smoke up vlady's ass
Any chance of war's end, gets a pass
🌎
Planet don't care, but getting wild
Erin to hurricane, effects to be mild?
Hardly, big ole surf, lotta rain
Tiny shift, major east coast pain
22 volcanoes on this week's list
6.3 quake in Solomon's, waves..missed
Sun still spotty, nothing going big
Still the slime working greed gig
Hear lots of ads for foundation repair
Built on crap soil, knew, didn't care
Developers long gone, in the clear
Back to real issue, too many people here
Way too many..
Today On Earth

Chinquapins
Poor man's chestnuts

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker
And, that ain't lil vlady..
KGB boy..playing our fool!!

Thursday, August 14, 2025

Li'l Rain, Lotta Humid

Heat's back & brought humidity
But, only a little rain did we see
Nearby, they got a 5" downpour
Add mo' heat, Earth will rain mo'
Erin, still storm but likely to grow
Quakes: fewer w/ magnitudes low
Sun got spots but all in decline
It's our space mess that ain't fine
Satellites added most every day
Greed for a few but we all pay
Once quiet forest now a cacophony
Dirt bikes, guns, amazon delivery
Gas & diesel, mo' & mo' they need
Chance of any quiet; set on recede
Always new & mo', never satisfied
Yet from the forest, most hide..
Rain, quickly brought the moss back
Cows in the field for damp grass snack
🌮
The always backs down pedophile
Should be added to DC arrest pile
But, about to give lil vlady a suck
W/ his 'deal' skills, Ukraine outta luck
winsome lose most, out of debate
Current gov. spews out more hate
Glennn, Glennn, Gennn
Screwing our young kin!
Today On Earth

Cows enjoying the wet grass
And, quiet..

hmmmmm
Just got a li'l shaky in Cali wine country
The Geysers
Easy to explain..in the name!


Wednesday, August 13, 2025

Solve A Problem By Creating A Problem... Huh?

While dozens of problems abound
Always, seems, a new one is found
In DC, major crime's actually down
But, donnie wants to rule a Dem town
So, calls in troops, takes over cops
To create crisis, pull out all the stops
To address those that already exist
A plan you would have to enlist
But, if only plan's takeover thru chaos
Real issues, to the side, get the toss
Top of list: population & climate change
Yet..neither can be mentioned; strange
😩  😲  😱
Easy to avoid if life is lived on a phone
Worst fear; both never & always alone
No escape.. Earth's universal cacophony
Airpods & a phone, seems awful lonely
Daily news of the stupid on flooded road
As glaciers melt & cloudbursts explode
Erin has not spun into hurricane.. yet!
W/ 80+ water temps, 'tis a safe bet
New course plots coming every day
For sure..lotta sand'll be washed away
Turkey & Kamchatka still w/ aftershocks
Indonesia, creation & shifting of rocks
Here, Perseids lose to clouds & moon
Unstable sunspot on sunspot, blast soon?
🌧🌧🌧
After over 9" of rain in July
August Ides...still passing us by
Ain't nothing but change..
We'll see, it is muggy & gross..
Today On Earth

The slow bloom..continues

Who's about to get played..
By Li'l Vlady...
Dementia donnie!!!