Stuck In The Yuck

Came thru as cool, now back as warm

Will we get showers or thunder storm

Frontal boundary remains quite stuck

As flooded hillbillies remain outta luck

What is that definition of insanity..?

Repeat actions, but same result ya see

Build your town where it shouldn't go

Make election claims w/ nada to show

Over & over & over again

It's gonna flood & donnie did not win

Maybe landslides from quake in Nepal

NW heatwave, temps just won't fall

Ghinese space crap fell in Indian ocean

Seems greed, the human stupidity potion

NatGeo article on India's issue w/ energy

While the real problem is so easy to see

Waaaay too many people, yet on they breed

And, burning more coal to meet the need

Morons, idiots, fools we be

Humans continue w/ insanity

Sun is shining, energy for free

Also, spinning, new spot we'll see

Moon, waxing, a crescent quite thin

Here, clouds will have sky socked in

Last of July, August cranks up tomorrow

Forecast to bring much more heat sorrow

Global Warming, is it here

And, getting worse, that is clear

Yet, still we're ruled by greedy sluts

W/ their heads  far up their butts

Guns & pills & oil, wrapped in fat

Visit 'merica, that's where we're at

With theft & murder on the rise

Having feral kids, should be no surprise

But, last prez was con man & a crook

He'd lie & rip ya off w/o a second look

If ya get away w/ it, must be ok

That's the way of the world today

So..here's the question, here's the deal

What ya gonna take w/ nothing left to steal

For little vlady..the answer is Ukraine

Again & again, like I said, INSANE!!

Today On Earth

Luna moth, looking to get in!!

Oooooh, Pakistan just got all shook up

Those dang quakes, are so abrupt

Maybe they'll give allah a quick pray

See if they get his help today..

I didn't think so..

Kentuck still waiting for jesus to drop by

More likely, just mo' rain from the sky

Here..verizon & google, a bad combo

A One Day Reprieve..

Little cool front slid thru overnight

So, outside, actually feels alright

Not too humid, not too hot

But, one day, is all we got

On the morrow, front pushes back

Summer returns, on the attack

From Kamchatka to Japan

Quakes are today's Earth plan

In more Kentuk flooding news

In Earth reality views

Earth has very strict rules

Natural Selection offers the tools

Have more kids than you can hold

Likely some will not get old

4 is too many, w/ only two arms

Gonna go when the river swarms

But, no real need to explain

To TDS* living on a flood plain

Already living in fox "reality"

So, Earth's truth is hard to see

Thought they're living 'merican dream

Turned out, just living in a stream

Typical response from slimy GOP

Give clean up money, let us be

4 lost kids.. w/ a little distortion..:)

Just view it as a late term abortion

Oh no, you can't do that here

Lock parents up, answer is clear!!

But, if ya voted for donnie daChump

Still think, thing on your neck's a bump

Nope; it's a head w/ a brain

Try using it..or don't complain

Getting into minor meteor season

Some comet debris is the reason

No moonlight w/ which to deal

Flashy streaks offer eye appeal

Me..watching sparrows collect dog hair

And, got a large dog w/ lots to share

Today On Earth

TAXI!!!

The name..

Bet even a TDS* can figure it out

Well, could still be in doubt..

*TDS -TrumpDickSucker

Deny, deny, deny, deny

Then..help me, help me they cry

Floriduuuh, another 188 dead

Mostly on gov. ronnie de satan's head

Trashed The Planet.. Let's Pollute Space!!

Down on Earth, running out of room

So, let's put it on a rocket & zoooom

Send our crap into nearby space

Soon, be no stars shining in our face

With less sun shining though

Wonder what that'll do

Give Earth a more Venus look

Keep it greedy, by hook or crook

All while a front remains stalled

4" rain, hillbilly towns were mauled

Voted for donnie & mine the coal

Welcome to planet gone outta control

Beg & pray but no jesus on the scene

Least slick Joe pushed us toward green

Manchin gave bitch Mitch his chip bill

Then got climate measure thru the mill

Local douche, Very Bad Bob Good

Thinks local schools should

Put cameras in class, monitor leftist views

But, schools would need internet, too

And, he won't vote for that

24/7 fox "news" is where he's at

Live stream class, will bring a smile

To Bob's boys..that are pedophile

But, if you claim to be republican

"woke" surveillance is you plan

Like russky, ghina & afghanistan

Believe like me or get out, man!

What will they do when nothing to steal

As Earth spins on, keeping it real

Few quakes today of local concern

Every fault, moving in its turn

W. Texass, fracking quakes

Drill more, get more shakes

We know big oil will deny

And, enforce laws, cops won't try

But, they will stuff jesus up our ass

And, obvious reality, take a pass

Another 479 on TrumpVirus list

Yet, 1/2 states, deaths they missed

Killing donnie's idiot supporters..

Natural selection, Earth's sorter

Put that in pipe & smoke it, bob

Then smack yourself w/ fox knob

Hard & again, harder

Then meet mitch for kentucky cleaning

Is that flood..leftist leaning?

Today On Earth

Still they push thru the weeds

Stirring up my memory beads

From Denny, in memory

Of the Hershey Dog

Now, both are gone

But, life blooms on!

Vote For donnie?? Enjoy The Flooding!!

Kentucky flooding.. 😱

In a state that votes for Rand & Mitch

And, fat, orange headed, pussy ass bitch

Welcome to the reality that you deny

Inbred hillbillies, give flooding a try

If this isn't global warming, then, explain

Why'd ya get such a monster rain?

HUH?? WHY??

Shanties on a mountain flood plain

Soon beggin' for FEMA, TDS* complain

One thing we know for sure

Little imaginary jesus, no help in store

Pray & blame & watch fox deny

Then head to walmart for a chinese buy

Know ya won't be going to the gym

But, do know, shoulda learned to swim

Seems after all that burning of your coal

For the future you'd me ready to roll

Seems, just, rolling down a river...

Now waiting for the feds to deliver

Cuz donnie ain't coming w/ aid

But, first, were your taxes paid...??

Chile' today rockin' the big quakes

Usual volcanoes not taking breaks

Sun is pretty quiet, moon is New

Which means, there'll be no view..

824, today's reported TrumpVirus dead

227K infected w/ the nasty dread

Keep an eye to the sky

Ghina space junk'll be dropping by

W/ billion+,  they won't miss a few

And, Xi ok giving the world a screw

Same evil as his little buddy Vlad

Odds of human's future, seem bad..

Today On Earth

Turtles will just hunker..

Wait for next shroom crop

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

Like Kentucky

Not feeling so lucky

Your coal

Has taken its toll..

Hear the bells

Oh no...that's water...

Philippine Quake..Mugginess..Earth!

With a little subduction push & shove

Earth showed the island arc some love

Mag. 7.0 will make your land go

Up & down & around ya know..

On land, so, least no tsunami threat

But, down hills, landslides you'll get

Epicenter rural but everywhere is a crowd

Grossly overpopulated catholic proud

Yea, like pope will step in w/ aid..

More likely demand tithe is still paid

Maybe send in some pedophile priests

Rape surviving kids under sign of beast

👹

Pope will surely ease your fears

Be back to apologize in 100 years..

Off Hawai'i, Loihi seamount oozing

As slowly upward new isle is cruising

TrumpVirus..still 500+/day dead

Lotta states, still nothing said

Stalled front that crushed St Louis

Is stuck here, will it screw us?

Only minor rain here but nearby

Inches fell from the sky

No rain falling right now

But, we're talking muggy, holy cow

And, no one won the mega jackpot

Now over a billion, that'd be hot!!

Solar cycle continues to build

For now, no monster blast spilled

Closing in on the New Moon

Back in evening sky, weekend..soon

But, planet Earth takes another spin

Long term, it's going to win

Don't care if air is full of CO2

But, heat up, it's gonna do

So, it may give some the screw

Adapters know just what to do..

Today On Earth

Dogs know...just chill

Some Rain, Some Power Issues..

A wild blast of wind, then the rain

Then no power, again & again; a pain

But, a less than hot day is ok

Just cut thru humidity, thick today

Japan w/ a big volcanic blast

Forecast(hope?) that won't last..too long

No big quakes, so little concern

In Burma, democracy on the burn

Junta hung 4 "traitors" yesterday

Hung a rapper just having his say

More & more not ok to speak out

Tough times, too many guns about

Little Vlady made deal to trade grain

Then bombed the port, he's insane!!

St Louis, city built where rivers merge

Seem quite shocked w/ flooding surge

Farther west(and Texass) fires rage

Deniers, "Earth's going thru a stage"

Not our fault & no, we ain't fat

Obesity..seems we're good w/ that

Another 500+ TrumpVirus dead

W/ 1/3 of states, no report, 'nough said

Monkey pox also on a gay surge

Same excuses/blame, it's not a purge

But, we know how easy it is to spread

When you're jumping from bed to bed

Solution: fix your own problem, no whine

Cover your ass, all will be fine

Sorry if straight world doesn't care

Lot bigger issues out there

Like, when will big glaciers let go

Antarctic melting is the real show

Then what whole Earth will see

3 to 10 FOOT rise of the sea

And, quickly

Monkey pox, TrumpVirus just a hint

Another warning, Earth sent

Too many humans, too much greed

Reality, for humans, Earth got no need

Will keep on spinning, on & on & on

Long..long..after we're gone

Today On Earth

Turtles don't care...

August - On & Off Earth

It's hot, but a chance of storminess

I'm pretty sure this is the column..

Posting it here, first..

August 2022 - On & Off Earth

The excesses of August can be summed up on one day, the 8th being the day to, ‘sneak some zucchini onto your neighbor’s porch’. Even as we receive 2 minutes less daylight every day of the month, the heat continues to build, gardens overproduce, both vegetables and weeds, and after four months of direct solar heating, the northern oceans begin to share their excess heat with the atmosphere, spinning the evaporated water in monster storms we call hurricanes. Summer may be fading but it’s not going quietly.

That summer fade is becoming a little more noticeable at my house. Designed to welcome the sun’s warm rays in the winter but keep them out in the summer, I am just beginning to notice the ever so slight change in sun angle as the shadow line creeps a bit farther across my desk every day.

That August sun angle matches similar days from about April 10th to May 10th; but with far different temperature outcomes. It’s the slow build up, the lag, in the heating of water, land and air that makes the same amount of sunshine in Spring mostly pleasant but in the last full month of summer somewhere in a range between hot, oppressive, to even deadly. August requires hydration, sunscreen and breaks in forested shade, a pool, air conditioning or in front of a fan.

An August walk along a roadway presents the standard summer issues, too much sun and heat, bugs looking for a snack and distracted drivers while a walk in the woods adds an extra annoyance this month; Tent spiders and their trail spanning webs. I appreciate their work to trap and devour the gnats and flies but please, beside the trails not across them!

A saw a neighbor, back when I first moved to Louisa, walking with a small branch, waving it erratically in front of his face. It looked rather strange but it was to take out those spider webs. I got it then and now I am that strange looking walker waving a stick at “nothing” as I wander the woods. I don’t get all the webs but it helps.

The month’s Full Sturgeon Moon is the night of the 11th/12th and will travel across the sky that night with yellow tinted Saturn just to its right. The next night is the usually reliable Perseid meteor shower but the still bright moon will wash out all but the brightest “shooting stars”. The waning gibbous moon is just below bright Jupiter on the 15th. The sun moves from Cancer into Leo on the 12th.

The Virginia Department of Wildlife calendar, an excellent resource for a host of outdoor adventures, used to mention, somewhere in August, the likely arrival of the first Canadian cold front and a momentary relief from the summer swelter. That note has not been on the August calendar for several years; the times they are a’warming. Those first puffs of cooler, drier air more likely to arrive in September these days.

What I hope keeps coming this August is goodies from my garden. Erratic spring weather is my excuse but procrastination is more the reality of my slow to ripen tomatoes. Plant late, harvest late! I will be sneaking zucchini onto neighbor’s porches on the 8th; might even toss in a few cucumbers, peppers and tomatoes. 

Until that cool arrives, be safe out there on the big wild planet… and do what gardeners do, share the veggies.

Yea..that'll do it..Today On Earth

Want Cool, Stay In The Trees..

Double reminder of what trees can do

Both here & away, the cool came thru

Out in the sun, w/ trees all gone

WorldWideWarming keeps rollin' on

Most everywhere in the denying USA

Monster heat wave remains under way

But, in the forest, not nearly so bad

Throw in T'storm, we were not sad

Under Hippie Hut shelter, cool & dry

Stop the party, we didn't even try

'Round fractured Earth, few quakes today

Sun put auroras in play in ole VA

Short show here, I did not see

Nor did big dog, romping free

With this heat & little rain

"Water me" is the garden refrain

By Tuesday, forecast, a break

And, 80's w/ showers we will take

But lot of summer left to go

And, haven't started hurricane show

But, that ocean water is quite hot

Sure it'll give dry Texass a shot

And, where else will a storm go?

We can guess, but'll never know

Certainly not

Today On Earth

The Big Guy

6 years of tirehouse living

6 Years W/ BigBrownDog!!

I met the Breyer dog 6 years ago today

After idiot owners, left him, drove away

For me, it worked out just great

Hopped in the car, no need for crate

So, off to a party to celebrate

He's a party dog, he can't wait

But, it's gonna be so very hot

In the Valley & trees, maybe not

Most of northern world set to bake

How much will Texass grid take?

W/ the heat, storms are likely, too

Pacific NW, it's soon coming for you

Yet, we keep adding the gas

That won't let the heat pass

Our new reality, so it now seems

Our home planet a world of extremes

Big quakes today, 'round Puerto Rico

verizon & google, seriously blow

Can't even change the color of the font

You'd think $90/mo. could do what ya want

But, no

Won't load a photo, try it again

Can't get on-line radio to come in

Instead of better, getting worse

The verizon don't give a shit curse

TrumpVirus still killin' em dead

Million + all on his fat orange head

That's it, got no more to say

'merica, heat & greed coming your way

Today on Earth

Just, Lock Him Up...

Another night of not shocking news

Do we really need that many clues

To put our fake news prez in jail

Give democracy a chance to prevail

donnie behind bars shouldn't be a hoax

Cuz none of his lies were ever jokes

Pussy Josh Hawley was on the run

Acted all bad, but a spine.. has none

Everywhere TDS* continue to whine

Deny global warming, but all is not fine

No water to grow AZ's desert cotton

Texass cattle ranchers, rain has forgotten

So..did ya vote for fat lying orange lump

Then it's all on you, you are the chump

W/ taxpayer money to support your greed

Now shocked can't grow your cotton seed

Block the Colorado w/ big ole damn

Still the desert, Earth reveals the scam

AZ actually wants ditch to a Great Lake

Just how much water can they take??

Shoot down any plan that deals w/ reality

Joejoe Mancin & his denying GOP

Earthquakes, Texass, still got 'em

Oil greed, lame cops, a real gem

Ahhh, Burma dealing w/ aftershocks

Goons w/ guns, democracy on the rocks

Blast from the sun headed Earth's way

Likely put auroras into play

TrumpVirus deaths continue to rise

But, in USA, that is not a surprise

Here, it's just another day of HOT

Advice: stay home, don't get shot

Cuz if one thing we know 'bout USA

It's Friday, gonna be some gun play

Today On Earth

Here we go again

Google sucks

verizon sucks

Just lost connection

'merican greed at work

Might as well drink...

Dog Days Roll On!!

Since Sirius is hanging w/ the sun

Double star shine bringing the fun

But..Sirius is 50 trillion miles away

And, feel it's heat, that don't play..

Course, ancients didn't know that

But, knew science observation was fat

Today we know sooooo much more

Yet, still dumbass rabble choose: ignore

One thing is certain, donnie ain't smart

And, the slimy lying pig has no heart

Still the suckers bow down to receive

Sending cash, brains ok w/ the deceive

Wonder who gave his 1st wife the shove

Accident, really, in a family light on love

New York should have locked him up

Or sniper..better his end is abrupt

Worldwide roasting continues unabated

Worldwide duuh..shouldn't 'ave waited

Really doesn't matter now, too late

Temp rise, ice melt, set to great

Still w/ bombs & guns we kill

Seems no longer the option to: chill

Burma w/ a big 5.9 shake today

More dictators'll want money their way

Here's what we should tell them all

Fix your own mess, then give a call

When abortions & contraception are free

Then maybe some change world will see

But, we all know the chance of that

Same as, pope won't wear pointy hat

ZERO...

Popo & Krakatoa may have a say

As to what future comes to play

One big volcanic blast..

Will humans last??

Earth has wiped slate clean before

Who know what it's got in store..

Adapt, Migrate or Die

Ignore the rules, go bye bye

785 did not make it to today

Unhealthy, unvaxed, virus don't play

And, that's w/ 9 states, no report

Most TDS* mo-rons, w/ no abort

But, w/ lot of inbreds shoulda been aborted

Only goal, election results get distorted

Like fat lyin' donnie said

If we let 'em all vote, GOP is dead

Wow, told the truth at least once

That's news right there...

Today On Earth

VERIZON JUST 

SUCKS!!!!!!

SUCKS

Perfect for google

Which also sucks

20 minutes to move 

and load 2 photos

verizon just sucks

Global Warming..The Real Deal!

We have done it, changed the planet

Yet, still denials run the gamut

"It ain't real, it ain't our fault"

So, burning oil, we won't halt

In Europe, already thousands dead

A new world order, a new world dread

Fires rage across continent, Texass, too

Got little water, whatcha gonna do

Rivers are low, lakes going dry

Welcome to Earth, humans gonna fry

Throw in a virus, many still ignore

We have tipped.. shut da door

Too late to go back & fix it now

In good news, lot of buzzard chow

And, still no big quakes to deal with

But, a warming world, no longer a myth

Little Vlady shooting rockets from far away

Got no troops that want to play

Seems Randy Newman got it right

Drop the Big One on Moscow tonight

4 days here, least a little rain

Could use more, no use to complain

Earth is in charge & on a roll

Centuries of greed, taking a toll

Yet, on we breed, most unplanned

Then, gimme gimme the demand

Time to go..take a dog walk

Hope no vermin, I have to stalk

But, we will see...

Today On Earth

Big Brown Guy got stung..yesterday

Poor baby..

He's tough, he'll be back!!

And..Another Near Miss.. Europe Cooks!

Another band of storms w/ a near miss

Another day, could hear the humidity hiss

Across the pond, where coal burning began

Earth reminder; planet is in command

Records across the continent fall

As massive heat dome, cooks 'em all

Way north, usually cool so no AC

My guess, lot of heat deaths we will see

TrumpVirus still killing them here

Ain't going away, remains pretty clear

Since 10's of millions won't get vaccine

Thru this nightmare, we'll still careen

Of course, more gun crazy in the news

As more innocent bystanders..lose

THEIR LIFE

110 gun deaths per day

And, w/ that we are A-OK

Vlady still killing civilians in Ukraine

Humanities inhumanity..are we all insane?

Over & over & over & over we kill

Earth w/ CO2 & weapons we fill

Got rouge waves bashing Hawaiian shore

Even w/ monster heat, reality we ignore

What happens if 300+ cops show at school?

Well..in Texass, NOTHING, ain't no fool

Didn't become a cop to get shot

Likely want raise, vest is too hot

300+ pigs against one punk w/ a gun

How many did their job..zero..none!!

Let 19 4th graders lay there & die

300+ fat cops, not one gave it a try

Not one fat pig did their job

Not one!!!! Texass..pathetic

🍩🍩🐷🐷👮🐷🐷🍩🍩

In Earth reality news

Mag. 5, Afghanistan, landslide loose?

Otherwise, not a big quake day

Nearby star, spots won't go away

Oceans hot, but not firing up storms

August/Sept. may come in swarms?

If land is hot, oceans are, too

But, burn less oil, we won't do

As big corps, big med, even landlords

Continue to rip off 'merican hordes

But, w/ focus hair, shoes & fast food

Why expect a country that is good

 Found most work better from home

Yet Glennn decrees, get out & roam

State workers must drive to work

Screw your Young Kin, what a jerk!!

Ban abortion

Promote the gun

Some future plan

That's republican

Today On Earth

Flowers continue to bloom on

Clitoria mariana

Pigeonwings..

verizon Still Sucks...July: Hot!!

Trying to register on-line for fiber optic service..couldn't do it; verizon sucks and I was disconnected!

At least I was able to call, they can still carry a call, barely, text; might go thru, eventually; send a pic, maybe not!! Thank You Firefly!!

Round the planet, cooking heat still rules; yes, it is July but records continue to get blown up and days of 100+ temps are becoming weeks - enjoy Texass, you're the source of the agony..in so many ways.

Usual quake scene, plate boundaries, nothing at mag. 6 so no real issues and no tsunamis.

Sun is still going wild as this cycle continues to build; huge prominence, far, far bigger than Earth seems to be coming apart, in impressive fashion (spaceweather.com).

Hundreds still dying every day from TrumpVirus..my guess would be mostly unhealthy, unvaxed TDS* morons..seeeeeya!! Don't know for certain on hundreds as most states no longer report on weekend, most 'mericans have moved on..likely another 4 or 500 will not move on to Tuesday. No news worthy mass shootings..?? Average in USA remains 110/day die from a bullet, charming.

No readers, I'll pass on a poem..

TODAY ON EARTH

Bovines working the shade..smart

Update failed, update failed, update failed..cuz..verizon sucks

Speaking of sucking..supporters of fat mo-ron w/ fake hair and orange head..why isn't he in jail..or got a bullet in his head? Attempt a coup, bye bye to you!!

Hello Humans, Global Warming.. Duuhh!

As the planet sizzles, we just ignore

The reality that our home has in store

Europe fries in triple digit heat

Texass sidewalk, you could cook meat

Montana dust storm.. why slow down?

1/2 dozen bodies did not make it to town

Town of TDS* in mountains of ole VA

Shocked as flood plain town swept away

Last week, bet they demanded be left alone

Now want government to toss 'em a bone

But, if ya voted for donnie the chump

Means you're good with world as a dump

Also, about reality, dumb as a stump

But, w/ denial & blame, so quick to jump

(Not that most TDS* could actually jump)

Whine about inflation, but don't even try

To factor in travel cost of all we buy

Want what we want & want it now

But, buy less or local, don't know how

No Ukraine wheat, less Asian rice

Add famine to virus, will not be nice

Least.. biggest quake, just mag 5.3

Although, off Hawai'i lava on spree

New island will emerge but not soon

By then.. still be humans left to ruin?

Sun will be there, likely w/ spots

To be humans, need fewer tots

Better parents w/ a plan

'Ho's & sperm donors, need to ban

Today On Earth

Little rain..

Mushrooms

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

Surprise Shower!! Back To Muggy!

Out w/ dog at 7:25, sky was all sunny

Heard a noise at 9:35, sky all runny

Another shower edge didn't slide by

Ya never know w/ a hot humid sky

Meanwhile, across pond, at home of golf

Last few groups are about to tee off

Big positive with that today

Phil & Tiger will not play

Phil can hang w/ buddies w/ oil glut

Tiger can limp on back to latest slut

Slime ass TV showed Tiger's every shot

Which was most of time.. he hit a lot

Checked..only 0.19" in the gauge

But, will kick humidity up a stage

Sun w/ spots & new "canyon of fire"

It's a star, 5 bil. yrs. 'til it's gonna expire

Will send lots more blasts our way

Just..doesn't seem to be one today

YET...🌞

Quakes, usual scene, Pacific plate

Chile & Tonga, but no tsunami wait

500+ more TrumpVirus dead

W/ lotta TDS* states, nothing said

Lot of variants, evolution, it works

Lot of deniers, lot of TDS* jerks

BigBrownDog deep in a puppy dream

Me, time to wrap today's blog stream

Get a napping dog into the wood

Where the bugs are bad, wanderin' good

Get out, it's a pretty nice planet

For awhile longer...least

Today On Earth

Rain will get

The fungus

Among us

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

A sucker in soooo many ways

Or..ya could be like donnie

A VladyDickSucker...pig!