Google Just Sucks...

Tried to reply to an email, hit reply, but suck ass google typed it all as addresses in little red blurbs, what a pain in the ass..always sucked as a word processor..seems like every time it does something different..but, like most everything in 'merica (or the world) once a company gets so big, it just doesn't care..don't have to and they have slimy lawyers to write fine print no one ever reads to cover their fat stupid asses.

Yes, I get the irony of whining about google while using it for this blog..it's free..and still barely worth it.

Around the Earth, storms still roll

Agatha to Alex, new ocean, same role

Hope it hits Floriduuh, sex change storm

Will make Gov. DeSatan's head swarm

Already know what that fool will say

It's just a hurricane, can't call it gay

And, please don't mention tie to slavery

In Floriduuh, we just can't let that be

Whole lot of stupid in sunshine state

Too far to go for any hope of "great"

Here..the heat continues to build

But, it's end of May, shouldn't be chilled

Only 3 quakes today above five

All, plates taking subduction dive

Meteor storm, more of a shower

Didn't check, muggy & late hour

Real Memorial Day..

Over last 50+ years

Whole lot of 'merican tears

More killed by a gun

About 1.5 million

Than have died in all wars

Just who should be getting gold stars

Sure not the slime-ass NRA

Their gun safety sure seems to pay

But, only gun makers

"It ain't the gun" fakers

Another idiot gun dealer w/ fake claim

That it ain't ever the guns to blame

Actually, faked a stab, w/ a knife

Swore..still be massive loss of life

HE ACTUALLY SAID THAT

Basic TrumpDickSucking asshat

But, we know, no gun, less suicide

In schools, kids wouldn't have to hide

REALITY: it's always the gun

Today, 300+ more on the run

Another 110 dead in the USA

200 more shot in some way

Cuz, guns only job..# 1

Is to.. kill someone

And, they will..

Today On Earth

Didn't mess with this thing

And, true to the end

google sucks

Coupled w/ verizon

SUPER SUCK

New Mexico..Ya Burned

Nice job fire jocks in New Mexico

Controlled fire, supposed to go slow

🔥

But, controlled burn when hot & dry

Maybe should have passed that one by

🚒🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🧨

While many(most) fires are arson set

Not by forest rangers ya wouldn't bet

Turns out.. this one was, that'll cost 'em

Hundreds of homes, millions of acres, dumb

Maybe not as bad as slack Texass ranger

🍩👮🍩

Garbed for war but avoids school danger

Eating doughnuts, picking their ass

But, unwilling to go into a class

If guns make us so safe..why

Did 19 more kids just die?

How long till simple fact gets thru

People don't commit mass murder, guns do

11 million AR-15's, military grade

So...mass murders ain't gonna fade

Bows & arrows, spears or knifes

Last year, didn't end 45,000 lives

Guns did, proud scourge of the NRA

🔫🔫🔫🔫

Blew 45,000 'mericans away

While locally certainly issue w/ guns

But, now, seems quakes on a new run

Two yesterday, both at mag. 2.3

Made our world a little shaky

Hoping these are not foreshocks

Warming for bigger moves of rocks

No quake concerns in rest of world

But, Mexico about to get Agatha swirled

Cat 2, headed for SW coast

Holds together, soon, Gulf may host

Here, quakes & few days of big heat

Auroras, both north & south..neat

Moon is New today, but no eclipse

Just higher up the tidal range slips

🩸OMFG🩸

Just looked..6 mass shootings yesterday

YESTERDAY!!

4 more happened on Saturday

51 injured with 4 dead

All on NRA, GOP & Punk'n Head

That's so far Memorial Day weekend

5 more today, if we follow the trend

Likely couple dozen more shot

Yea..'merica's great, we are so.. NOT!

We're killing more than little Vlad

Compared to NRA, he ain't so bad

I think I'm gonna stay home

Just ain't safe to get out & roam

In the USA

Today On Earth

Cowabunga!!

Dude...

Many Tides A'Rising

The moon is closing in on new

So, big spring tides be comin' thru

Skies are looking hazy, not so blue

Warm times coming, watcha gonna do

Mexico is hunkering ahead of the storm

Ukraine & 'merica, killing gun swarms

Mo' lies, denial, blame, fear & hate

Still donnie's virus & very far from great

Problem..when everyone waves a gun

Just means threats w/ no solving discussion

Sooo many issues but we don't even try

To find solutions..just scream blame & deny

Entire world mostly built on stealing

Centuries of it, we're still dealing

Empires all mostly built by slaves

And cheap labor of immigrant waves

'Merica stolen w/ disease & gun

Still claiming "ours" & only white run

Little imaginary jesus says it's all ok

And, only poser christians get to play

All the "others" just work for "us"

Just suck it up, don't make no fuss

But, only an idiot..a complete jerk

Would think w/ 8 billion that'll work

But, mo-rons elected that idiot jerk

And, for 4 years, his job, he did shirk

Sooo not great is where we are now

Still nothing from GOP as to how..

Here in VA, donnie's liar, gov. Glennn

Main goal to screw our YoungKin

Well..least non-whites w/ his new rules

Can't offend whites in VA schools

So..any mention of evils of slavery

No young minds are going to see

Our Lt. Gov out lying w/ the NRA

Don't like that, she'll blow you away

All the while, earth spins, heat builds

 Rapid changes not bringing thrills

Hurricane Agatha giving Mexico a test

Likely more tornadoes, upper mid-west

Here we got heat that's gonna grow

Back into a mid-90's show

Least no quake issues, 'cept Peru

Still cleanup after recent one at 7.2

Sun blasts remain mostly small

Baby formula still on will-call

How soon will it be, ain't no food

Shutting off Ukraine wheat, not good

Just what will be little Vlady's deal

When ain't nothing left to steal

Gotta hope for Vlady an easy answer

Hard to say..but..come on cancer!

And, best way to stop the donnie joke

If he's a drooler from a big ole stroke

Time for a walk, ponder my dreams..

We've gotten to Sunday..it seems

Stay safe, seems can't turn the page

TrumpVirus building to new rage

Today On Earth

Cows do not care

Plenty of grass to share

After A Week..The Sun Returns

After a wild day of tornadoes & storms

The sun returns & the temp warms

Tornadoes ripped Bedford & Beaverdam

Wild spinning air w/ the big house slam

1st storm headed from Pacific to Mexico

Will it cross and make an Atlantic show?

No early (pre-June) hurricane this year

Well, at least the Atlantic is clear

Also clear, lame & slow Texass cops

1/2 hour to arrive as onward shooter pops

School cop was not as school

Idiot teacher broke a major rule

So pissed 18 year old w/ his gun

Walked in an open door, had his fun

Constant calls to 911, cops still a no show

"Gotta finish my doughnut, bro"

Same in Fla, when cop stayed outside

Gun little use if gonna run & hide

Only safe if everyone is armed??

Yea..& all poop comes out charmed

Fat donnie made being a dick A-OK

Now every mo-ron has their stupid say

TrumpVirus still raging worldwide

Deeper into hate & stupidity we slide

8 billion humans, with lots of guns

And in Ghina, they only want sons

We're about to be done w/ May

Another round of heat coming our way

Moms can't get formula &won't nurse

Even peanut butter hit w/ a curse

Think gas & inflation is bad

How soon 'til no food to be had

Sucking aquifers dry to grow cotton

Billionaires gains all ill-gotten

Our entire government..rotten

Wanna have hope, hard to do

Humans giving ourselves the screw

Time to go, too nice to stay in

Sun w/o rain..for the win

Today On Earth

Gravity..in charge

Squall Line W/ Tornado... Happy Friday

Tornado reports from just south of here

Squall line quick passage, w/ low fear

2/3" of rain, HersheyDog Creek rollin'

BigBrownDog limited his water strollin'

Almost seems like we might see some sun

But, I'm thinking nap after too much fun

Hail to all teachers, locals year is done

And..no dumbass showed up w/ a gun

But, we know it coming, again & again

Kill class of 4th graders, NRA for the win

If only we had more guns, all be safe

Didn't like his drivin'..car you could strafe

W/ as many mo-rons as in this country

Mo' & mo' guns will not set us free

45,000+ gun deaths last year

How that feels safe is not clear

But, most anything from the GOP

Is completely logic free

Just watched 2 birds take puddle bath

But, miscalculated window distance math

Hit window way too hard

Became dog snack in the yard

Bummer..every time

6.2 quake near East Timor

No waves headed for shore

Few minor 5+ shakes, average day

TrumpVirus 343 dead w/ missing reports

But, 125K new cases so kinda distorts

Another surge coming, not a shock

So many unvaxed, bought donnie's crock

Sun still spotty, but mostly small

But, still bigger than Earth and all..

Sun is out, heating up for next storm??

In yard, still tree rat swarm

Just another spin

Today On Earth

Bet you can't get your

Efts

To pose like this

Now..will google load it

and verizon post it..

Not looking good..both suck

finally...

4 Years..Retired..Woooo!!

'Xactly 4 years ago..today

From teaching, I walked away

Little did I know, how smart that would be

As continued death & insanity we see

In a typical response from the NRA/GOP

Only more & more guns will set us free

Texass AG, comment most bizarre

Why pass 'em, folks just ignore the law

Or arm all teachers, or ex-cops or military

In school halls we should see..Oh weee

Problem: anything but guns, fill in ____ blank

But it's NRA and big gun money to thank

90% of Americans, better background checks

To NRA & GOP, that just seems suspect

If you check, might know where crazies are

And, in 'merica, that's just going to far

But poser christians & the GOP

Think insurrection & armageddon'll set us free

Same old christian thought they shout

"Kill 'em all, let god sort 'em out"

Knowing we got 400 million guns in USA

(W/ 70 million who's brains are gone

Suckered by donnie, the wrath of con)

Sure don't make me feel safer today

Not old enough for beer..buy a gun

Hit the crack pipe, go have some fun

Or don't wear a mask, get no shot

Another 800 'mericans not doing so hot

Cuz, they are dead

Still on the fat liar w/ the Punk'n Head

23 volcanoes blasting away this week

Today east side of Ring going freak

Quake at mag. 7.2

Deep under Andes in Peru

Big sunspot w/ a fading last blast

Not sure if it is our way cast..

Time to go, last day of school..today

Party goers soon coming my way

WOOOOOOO!!

Today On Earth

Least it ain't snowing

Recent Colorado scene..

Russian troop dinner option

🥔

Is potato..

Welcome To Texass, Prepare To Die!!

Texass: slightly different Golden Rule

🩸Always bring your gun to school🩸

Then you know what to do

Shoot someone 'fore they shoot you

Cuz ya know..

In Greggg’s Texass, easy to get a gun

Then go out and kill some kids for fun

No way in Texass to get an abortion

But, anyone can go buy a killing gun

And, that’s the only thing a gun’ll do

That’s to kill them, him, me or you

If gun safety’s the goal of the NRA

Why are so many getting blown away

NRA's the gun lobby's stooge, total joke

Load another clip, take another toke

Screaming 2nd amendment; what a crock

Be ok if you only had an ole flintlock

Cuz, only one reason to buy an AK

That’s to blow lots of folks away

Weird little dick, ain't wrapped too tight

You should have a gun, you got a right

At least this latest shooter is dead

Don't have to care what was in his head

Without guns, when ya have a bad day

Dozens don't get blown away

But, that ain't true in the "great" USA

Blame someone else then make them pay

It's never our fault in the land of Da Nile

"I don't unnerstand, was a perfect chile"

21 dead in Texass, likely 5X more elsewhere

In the USA, about gun kills, we don't care

Maybe GOP's not Gang O Pedophiles, no

Guns Over People, is the way they go

Still they spew same old tired jive

Tshirt over fat belly: Guns Save Lives

W/ maga hat on gross, bulbous head

If we're so great, why are 19 kids dead?

🩸⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰🩸

Count 'em all, ya NRA TDS* bitches

On you Greggg & your abortion snitches

Last week of school, ready for summer

Now gotta live the ultimate bummer

Texass, # 1, case/death TrumpVirus ratio

If you wanna die, it's the place to go

Maybe..should give it back to Mexico

At least trade Ted for a taco or two

Today On Earth

🌎

Today just clouds after 2" of rain

Cool in late May, shouldn't complain

Big storms in dixie, more rain on the way

But, sure on cool side of the front today

Very few rocks doing the slide

Showing low quake numbers worldwide

What isn't low, TrumpVirus dead

PA reports 175 in their forever bed

Bird flu, monkey pox, we got it all

Real issue still, human numbers not small

In 3rd world, live w/ or eat anything

Give new viruses a chance at a fling

Lot of whining about clean water & food

Won't consider..having 8 kids not so good

Claim, a great dad, to his kids, all ten

No..just a sperm donor stickin' it in

Hear sun's still spotty, moon wanes on

Locked in clouds, both seem gone

Small sun window tomorrow??

But, good weather for Memorial day sorrow

We kill more than Russkies in Ukraine

Logic of mo' guns..hard to explain

Onward w/ mo' murders & suicides

In 'merica, no safe place to hide

Today On Earth

Local beef

Looking for trouble

Or a bun...

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

Sorry about font..

Did I mention..GOOGLE SUCKS

Rain, Rain, Rain & Rain...

No lightning, thunder, no tornado

But, the rain is sure not ready to go

Much like 'merica, we're stuck in the 50's

For mind set or temps, neither is nifty

Cool is ok, needed the rain, too

Gotta adapt, it's Earth, nothing else to do

Big dust storms, rip currents, moose on ice

Earth getting wild, it rarely plays nice

Actually..looking like a little lull in the rain

I know a big dog, that will not complain

Bird feeders low, feathered pigs glomming down

But, just saw one pull a worm from the ground

Few medium shakes, most round the rim

Hard to notice, but Pacific's gettin' slim

Up in Arctic & in Afghanistan

And along the plate, Caribbean

Storms down south, but no hurricane

For years coming early, now on the wane?

With 3 year La Nina, that won't be true

Late summer, somebody gonna get the screw

Baby formula low, gas prices high

Cheap, needed drugs, is no supply

'Merica sucked dry by worthless sluts

As lawyers & middlemen take their cuts

Millions produce nothing, a pain in the ass

Elected buddies help stealing the cash

In VA, can brew beer, not sell it to store

Need "distributor" to jack price up more

'Merica, worst system money can buy

Criticize big oil in TX, don't even try

It's now illegal to say anything bad

W/ GOP in charge, we've all been had

😱

So. Baptist, for decades, hid all abuse

If you're surprised, your brain is loose

Use money & god for power & control

Earth to 8 billion, "time to pay the toll"

If your religion's into hate & Armageddon

Pretty sure, there ain't no heaven

Just another excuse to sin & lie

Pretend there's glory when ya die

And, all your sins will be absolved

Problems you created, all be solved

And, they will, Earth still won't care

When we humans no longer here

Cuz..once you tip..it's too late

Sadly, don't think we have long to wait

And, for 8 billion, will be no box

⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰

Who'll be first to go by monkeypox?

Little Vlady's war still rages on

TrumpVirus, 100's daily, so long..

Old Scranton Joe w/ another gaff

War over Taiwan, 'nother good laugh

Sun got our upper atmosphere energized

Spontaneous auroras, not surprised

Be we humans, too, w/ air energized

What ever comes next, don't be surprised

Today On Earth

After rain, on evening walk

Saw 13 of these kids

A baker's dozen

Lookin' for love

What A Comeback..!!!

Down by 2, looking bad

Subs w/ energy, suddenly rad

3 quick goals, bing, bang, bong

Whole new story came along

Man City, champs again

38 matches, by single point, the win

More later..

Congrats also to Justin Thomas

Play tough, good things tumble

Your way

The PGA!!

And, then there's my column...done..Today On Earth

June 2022 - On & Off Earth

I had to go all the way back to my first column, over two years ago, to find a reference to the reality that not far below our feet lie tilted bands of very old, fractured rock that will occasionally shift a bit, to relieve pressure and get more comfortable. At midnight, on May 20th, the new day began with a magnitude 1.8 adjustment tremor. That big shake and rumble (felt bigger than 1.8 to me) brought all the quake and aftershock memories back.

As a geologist teaching Earth Science and, as my students would tell you, someone seemingly obsessed with rocks, I was often asked after our big 2011 quake if I liked living in such an active earthquake zone; NO, was always my reply. In hindsight, I’m glad I experienced the big quake, that no one was seriously injured or killed but living near the epicenter, with hundreds of aftershocks; the shaking got old. I’d move to the west coast or these days, west Texas if I wanted daily quakes.

The fractures in those old rock bands became a conduit for hot fluids from deeper in the Earth to work upward, forming the Central Virginia mineral (and gold) belt. We see the evidence when we work in our gardens, or when I cut my yard (closer to a field than a lawn) in the chunks of rocks we encounter; almost without exception, the mineral, Quartz.

Quartz (Silicon Dioxide), in its many shades and forms is likely the most common mineral on Earth’s surface. It is fairly hard (resists scratching), polishes nicely (Amethyst, Onyx, Citrine, Agate, Rose, Opal; all semi-precious varieties) and dissolving in very hot water, with a host of other minerals in tow, is the milky white vein that gold miners seek out.

If you have beach plans this summer, more, once local, quartz will be there waiting for you. Most of the sand on the beaches of Earth, and certainly the eastern seaboard, is quartz. Earth, rarely in a hurry, is slowly breaking down the quartz in your yard and garden and storm by storm, moving it ever closer to joining the river of sand, that is a beach.

If you are at a beach mid-month, the Full Strawberry Moon on the 14th, is also at perigee (closest monthly approach to Earth) and will look bigger than normal and cause huge tidal swings for several days. Enjoy watching our natural satellite and planet interact.

June 1st kicks off the Hurricane Season and the Summer Solstice, at 5:14am on the 21st, the Summer Season. That point of greatest northern tilt allows the sun to shine over the top of the Earth, gracing June days with almost 15 hours of sunlight, and long, lingering twilights; lots of time to explore the countless outdoor options of summer(all requiring sunscreen!).

But, all that daylight, combined with the warm, hazy humidity of our summer sky, limits evening sky views. I try and get out, on that rare, cool dry night for a peek at the Milky Way and summer constellations but June is about daylight, and with lots of it, it’s time to get out and enjoy Summer.

Premier League Final Sunday

A point 'tween Man City & Liverpool

All play at once, a final day rule

UhOh..Man City now a goal down

Closing in on half, clock goes around

Outside back in the USA

Heat still having it's way

But, west of front, quite the chill

Soon..this way, the cool will spill

W/ chance of rain much of the week

Just big planet, set to constant tweek

TDS* think all white 'merica be good

Yet, fat racists pounding Mexican food

'Merica remains mostly irony impaired

Might require thought, show they cared..

Saddest sight, tattooed TDS*, hurrying out

Cig in mouth, hand spinning lighter about

Just couldn't wait to get it lit

Suck down his needed nicotine hit

He & wife, picture of 'merican health

Flaccid obesity, low class wealth

Philippine plate couple of 6 quakes

Tonga, also, big rock shakes

Sun spot, still huge, maybe a blast

Still years this cycle will last

1/2 hour left in Premier season

Man City saddness, losing the reason

Now 2-0

Time to go..

Today On Earth

Rain leads to fungus

*TDS - TrumpDick Sucker

Cookin' Hot..Butt Cold..Woooo!

While waaay up near the North Pole

Several big earthquakes set rocks to roll

Down here in the ole USA

An extreme Earth is having a day

Got frostbite out west, heat strokes east

Upper midwest, tornadoes are going beast

Still TrumpVirus putting 400/day in a box

Now it's confirmed, we got monkey pox

Forest perils many but daily it's the ticks

Many sizes but all blood sucking dicks

Whoa..could be describing the GOP..

Obstructionist slime, goal: ruling minority

Governors giving tax money away

As roads & bridges crumble every day

Same ole story, want great, won't pay

But, planet Earth gets the final say

Colorado snow no help for NMex fire

Like digging sand pit for cooling desire

Actually, one dug a tunnel, one a pit

Teenage guys, well known dumbshit

Not a shocker, sand collapsed, buried alive

😱

Sometime amazing any teenagers survive

Natural Selection wins the day

Sure.. parental blame soon on display

But, to get all problems to halt

Got remember, always parent's fault

Fortunately, most really do alright

As seen today, at LCHS graduation site

Way above normal high school hell

Living in insane TrumpVirus shell

Earth's luck still holding w/ sunspot

Ginormous but blasts toward us..not

Yet, anyway

Easy to see w/ eclipse shades in play

Humans on Earth, still mostly disorder

Coming tomorrow, moon to 3/4

Sadly, Ukraine not much in the news

W/ so many US gun deaths views

What's truly insane

Mo' gun deaths here than russkies in Ukraine

2nd amendment right to blow you away

But, rights for women..ain't no way

Sad, twisted crap in the USA

That's it, all I got to say

Stay cool..or warm

Today On Earth..

Good news

Hit the window..hard

But, he/she flew away

 

Heat Wave, Snow & A Little Shake

While republicans destroy democracy

Crazy warming weather for all to see

W/ snow falling on Denver & Boulder

But, in SE, we sure aren't getting colder

Mid-90's today, even hotter tomorrow

Local graduation w/ heat stroke sorrow

Then last night w/ a big rattle & boom

Local quake zone stepped back in the room

Only a mag. 1.8 say USGS  of the quake

But, anyone sleeping was shaken awake

So many 1st world problems in USA

But, for any fix, we're unwilling to pay

Yesterday...

Throw in 400 mo' TrumpVirus dead

Prob'ly another 100 from easy gun dread

Got cancer from smoking & opioid scam

Throw in ills from obesity & wham

Funeral home stocks not in free fall

W/ 8 billion.. room to bury us all?

Course in India, pyres alway on burn

Just helping CO2 take another upturn

Already 77 & rising here in the trees

Not getting much help from a SW breeze

In land of mormons, got a pressing need

Well..beside male desire to overbreed

Build big in the desert, now got a drought

Pipeline from Pacific w/o a doubt

Said w/ a straight face, working a plan

Refill Salt Lake, sounds easy, man

Cali still working plan to tap Great Lakes

Water to the desert, whatever it takes

Cuz, why should it be so hard

In the desert to have a green yard

We don't get it..Earth gets final say

And, we are all going to pay

Rapid rises along every coast

As we've turned planet up to roast

And, we're the ones in the oven heat

Even now, Earth no longer sweet

Worldwide deserts grow, droughts all big

And, still 'mericans supersize like a pig

Dealing w/ bird flu & now monkey pox

What we are not, is sly like a fox..

Hateful deniers claim 'merica's great

W/ 70 million, that'll be a long wait

Off Earth, on our big sun, blastin' hot

W/ eclipse shades, check big sunspot

Time to get out, take dog on a walk

Maybe check all my likes on facebalk..

😂

Now that's funny...

Today On Earth

Mr. No Shoulders

Shaking his tail..