CINCO DE MAYO, Derby Slime!

No blog yesterday, too much disgust

Leaves even more that we can't trust

If you look at enough slow replays

Then whiny losers get their ways

I'll never watch another horse race

I hope the sports falls into disgrace

Kentucky derby, dead for me

Preakness, Belmont will not see

A strong horse lead wire to wire

Fought off challengers, what desire!

But no, some lackey stole the win

Ridiculous ruling, on evidence thin

Local, state, national officials, little trust

Spend our tax money, soon treasury bust

Around the world, turmoil & missiles flyin'

Excuses made, daChump keeps on lyin'

Venezuela, Korea or the Middle East

Take your pick, insanity feast

And DonnyJonny calls up Vladimir

Message he sends is pretty clear

daChump puts Russian interests first

Slimy traitor, he's the worst

Human ever!!

While we humans keep doing our thing

Earth continues its daily fling

Monster cyclones nail east African coast

US tornadoes turn towns to toast

Little rain here, while nearby: deluge

On Earth, always someone taking refuge

More rain coming before we clear

Then more Spring, it's been quite dear

Lots of quakes, western Pacific rim

Subduction giving Pacific plate daily trim

Shaking, erupting, raging storms

Another day, more Earth norms

Get outside, check things out

And, while there's lots to make you shout

You can only do what you do

Be nice to others, say what's true

Change ain't coming from the top down

Do your part to remove that frown

I'm keeping the local pressure on

Writing letters, don't want our money gone

To black hole projects with nothing to show

Where all our tax money really did go

But, now it's time to take my dog walking

And, stop all this keyboard squawking

Get out and enjoy

Today On Earth!
IT'S CINCO DE MAYO!!