Show Him Big Booms, Kiss His Ass..

Dementia Donnie, damn sure true..

Fight a war, he ain't got a clue

Just repeats the last thing he heard

Rotting brain, consistency of a turd

💩💩👑💩💩

No one tells him the truth, outta fear

So, only ass kissing does he hear

💋💋💋

And, it's a fat ass, smooch room for all

Over IRan, our bombs continue to fall

💣💣💣

Too bad, their drones inflicting mo' pain

Not over..no win..no matter what he sayin'

⛽⛽⛽

donnie's blockade, Cuba low on gas

But, he'll let li'l vlady's boats pass

vlady & bibi got the goods on don

Anything they say, he's goin' along

Trump/Epstein files, will all appear

That's lying donnie's biggest fear

At last, wipe off those TDS* smiles

Details, your boy's a pedophile

🌎

Lotta quakes in Puerto Rico trench

Elsewhere, usual plates feelin' the pinch

Bermuda High bringing us the heat

Not sure, end o' March, 80's..sweet

Out west, no snow, no rain

Great Lakes, storms & snow..again

Nearby star, covered in spots

Coming our way, more CME shots

War, pestilence, denial & hate

Rapidly warming world, ain't no great

🌔

Big ole moon closing in on full

Nearby oceans..will feel the pull

'Ain't never seen the water so high'

8 billion, letting reality pass on by..

Today On Earth

Brazen little punk bitch..

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

You been played..

But, it justifies your hate..

April - On & Off Earth... No Fooling!

April 2026 - On & Off Earth

April takes us fully into Spring where change rules and eye delights abound. Here on Earth, it is Dogwood season and our forests and yards are highlighted with their white (and pink) blooms bursting out everywhere. Off Earth, the Full Pink moon lights the sky all evening on April Fool’s Day. Opposite the moon, in the west and climbing a little higher and shining a little brighter every evening, Venus, our planetary neighbor, is now easy to spot as the Evening Star.

The dogwood’s glory will be short lived while Venus’ reign as the Evening Star will continue into the early Fall. Jupiter still shines above Venus amidst the slowly setting stars of winter. The moon, if NASA’s Artemis II plans hold, will be circled by astronauts for the first 10 days of the month, humans first visit in over 50 years.

April also offers, even if a little less dramatic, a slow and steady change from winter’s dull colors to spring’s mallow green. Leaves, tiny as a squirrel’s ear (a local expression) as April begins, will grow to near full size as the month proceeds. Those leaves, happy to feast on the two extra minutes of daylight every April day, will decrease sight lines through the forest but will create shade. We will all welcome that shade as April temperatures seem poised to finally erase this long winter’s chill. I’m ready for warm, we’ll see how long it is before we move on to hot.

But, hot, if this week’s forecast is correct, seems to be on the way. The World Meteorological Organization just released new data confirming the steady, rapid rise of temperatures on our home planet. World wide temperatures have been steadily increasing since the industrial revolution but a bigger jump, new records set and then surpassed each of the last 11 years, is, or should be, alarming.

Locally, the climate change reality is reflected in eight straight months of below average rainfall leaving us, still, in the moderate drought zone. Our pending water usage needs and plans do not seem to be meshing well with current reality. A reminder, NO BURNING is allowed until after 4pm in April and much caution should be exercised then!!

I just saw that Forest Bathing is back in the news. A rather simple idea, begun in the 1980’s in Japan to try and reduce work related stress in an increasingly crowded world, it encourages everyone to get out and spend some time in a quiet patch of woodland. It last popped up as one of the few, safe avenues of escape during the Covid debacle, when we all had lots of time on our hands.

Most of us, myself included, rarely have time for a multi-hour, sit and ponder, forest bath! But, I know that time spent in the woods does tend to wash away your troubles; the quiet, the solitude, the peace. Living in the woods, it’s easy for me to get in a forest ‘shower’ or two every day. Most of us (although our woodlands are rapidly shrinking) live close enough to a patch of trees and have an extra 15-30 minutes for a quick forest dip.

April is the perfect month to find your spot to get out and sneak in that quick, perhaps daily, forest shower. Take your phone, for safety, just don’t look at it, the peace the forest brings does not require an app.

Next month: A Blue Moon!

Big quake, 7.3, deep below Vanuatu..no tsunami issue. War stupidity, still got that..Today On Earth

Can't Eat Oil, Can't Eat Data..Then Why...??

Then, on second thought, maybe we can

Daily, microplastics in our dietary plan

And, who needs to water their crops

When needed for overheated data stops

No fertilizer's making it thru Hormuz

Natural means..will we have to use??

No quick easy money in that 😱

And, gotta keep 'mericans fat

Over-process, load w/ sugar & salt

Cuz don't want the greed to halt

War bombs on, or whatever called today

Pretty certain, any end is far away

How many marines gonna die?

As congress & donnie wave bye-bye

Gotta go on break but gotta pay to fly?

Bill 'em for health care, a fix might try

All these 2nd 'mendment screamin' fools

'Need our guns as king overthrow tools'

So, why aren't they using them now..

King donnie using 'merica as a cash cow

TDS* all too happy to kneel & bow

Support any racist, any way, any how!

Pedophile, TDS* good w/ that, too

Wishing could afford a 'ho to screw

Wanna be just like donnie, but no cash

So sit, denyin' & blamin' on a fat ass

Meanwhile...

93 million miles away, on our star

Lotta spots w/ blasts going far

Latest just not headed Earth's way..

But, sun rotates..soon we see display

Quakes, pretty average day

In IRan..be from our bombs blastin' away

Can't wait til bibi & lil vlady call

And tell donnie..how next to fall

Or else...it's Trump/Epstein files

Bribery & death, in land of pedophiles

Today On Earth

Venus, as the Evening Star

Is Back!!

*TrumpDickSuckers..

Posers for jeezus, too

Hypocrisy as lifestyle..

Share A Little Gratitude...

3/26/26

RVA Writers

On Gratitude..

Gratitude was an unspoken human quality

Working together’s how humans came to be

Without claws or fangs, can’t run at great speed

Working together was our basic human need    

But our numbers grew, became harder to share

About all, beyond family, became harder to care

But, remain connected, we needed to be

’Twas then a show of gratitude, we began to see

Too big for just sharing, trade was born. 

Villages & cities, many new hats were worn

Still we needed connection, shared empathy

And, a new idea, Thank You, was set free

Original word, lost deep in our history

But, have to believe, it came very early

Today, often..said without a second thought

For a door held or a coffee we bought

Some seem to forget, think there’s no need

Me thinks, their focus..may be more on greed

Too bad, cuz we’ve all needed a helping hand

Maybe a fewer ‘rights’ we should all demand

Self is our focus, without it we don’t survive

Yet, without shared concern, we don’t thrive

Say thanks to 8 billion fellow humans, we can’t do

But, an easy first step, say hi to those next to you

Let a glance, a smile, show your grateful attitude

We all feel it, how ‘bout we all share a little gratitude

Today On Earth

Tiger & trump..Classic 'Merican Role Models

Need an example of a 'merican male

Got cash, lawyers, they payin' for tail

The tiger's a drunk that can't drive

donnie's a retard uses lawyers to survive

Both should be in jail & forgotten

💩🏌💩   💩👑💩

Both are shallow slime, totally rotten

One turned Master's chance on its side

One doesn't get IRan's leaders can hide

Both are liars living in total denial

Still fools worship, the wise; revile!

🌎

Out on Earth the truth is what we see

Tis Spring and we're back to 'it's chilly'

Little rain doesn't end moderate drought

That big heat is coming, ain't no doubt

Dogwood blooms starting to show

Maples got lil leaves starting to grow

Average Ring quakes, biggest mag. 5.4

NASA, 4/1 for a moon mission restore?

Really gonna launch on April Fool's Day?

Or maybe just me that bought that play

😱

Sun still spotty, but solar wind has slowed

Any auroras will be out moon-glowed

🌔

Moon, Jupiter & Venus will be the show

But, winter's star still w/ colors ya know

Likely a light freeze over-night

Surely not an early bloom delight

💣🚢🚢🚢💣

Take a tanker thru strait of Hormuz

My guess...oil ya gonna lose!!

Nice planning donnie...

Blow mo' lies outcha hiney

Today On Earth

Love the guardian burl..

*TDS - Trump/TigerDickSucker

both...pieces of shit..

Think otherwise..

You are, too!!

Dream of being a whore-monger

Just like them..

If you didn't live in a trailer..

World Wide Roller Coaster Ride..

Another day, another wild ride

Really, ain't no place to hide

Rain is pending, gonna stay inside

But, ain't gonna push drought aside

💩👑💩

Mo-ron prez pushes downward slide

As new fake 'prize' boosts his pride

Like a toddler confused w/ square peg

'Mommy help me' he's quick to beg

Then he'll claim he knew all along

In the round hole it did belong

Who knows what's up w/ our war

Cuz he just lies more & more..& more

Ain't no 'talks' happening w/ IRan

For real, 2 mag 5.0 quakes; Pakistan

5.7 Indonesia & 6.5 off east Japan

5.5 in Nicaragua fits Earth's plan

🌋🌋🌋🌋

Usual suspects erupting still

Reunion flows, in sea, does chill

Sun is suddenly covered in spots

So far, no pending big Earth shots

great, google just w/ a screw

Add a photo...but nooooooo!

Hope you saw Moon/Jupiter day 2

Before google erase.. did do..

Already a pain dealing w/ ai

Maybe give better searches a try

All I got...

Today On Earth

No Jupiter in this pic

Can sure tell it's reflected sunlight

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

So pathetically gullible

Admit they're wrong..

Can't do it..

Pop another lite beer..

🍻🍻🍻

Need 6 pak for a buzz

Naw..just pee a lot..

Temperatures Climb Ever Higher..

World Meteorological Organization..

News should cause a big sensation

11 straight years blowing records away

As temps grow higher, by year, by day

Cuz we're burning up coal, oil & gas

Predict it'll be centuries for CO2 to pass

Oceans absorb much, seems a good thing

Means bigger storms, more ice melting

15 years I've been saying just that

But, in 'merica, 'leader' is stupid & fat

Fillin' his Depends w/ mo' shit every day

Watchin' videos of bombs blastin' away

No idea what it's like to be in a war

Sad w/ his bones spurs & old Euro whore

Aides can't tell him truth, might get mad

So he keeps lying, says good, means bad

WMO temp news will piss him off, too

For 11 years now, he's added to the screw

All that's bad traces straight back to him

And democracy's chances, grow ever slim

Once world leader, now we're a joke..

Least mostly legal & needed.. take a toke

🌎

Least no real quake issues seem to show

Maybe locally, Indonesia & Mexico

Sun may zap air w/ a glancing blow

Here, air temps will rapidly grow

But, it's spring, by weekend, cool

Think heat's gone, 'pity the fool'

Clouds blocked my Moon/Jupiter view

Try again tonight, close for day #2

May be a comet in April skies

Harbinger of doom if bombs still flies

Clueless liar, no end plan in sight

Leadership? NOT! in head they ain't right

Today On Earth

Caught a peeper in full hop

Into creek, did a full stop!

*TDS -TrumpDickSucker

'bout time for new knee pads

for the whole crew..

You first Mikey Johnson

Mo' Blistex, too

War Is Done...We're Sending Troops

Why, if the war is over & done

1,000 marines coming w/ a gun??

Easy answer, commander in chief

Started war as mo' pedophile relief

Trump/Epstein files ain't goin' away

Cuz w/ lil girls donnie likes to play

Then repeat lies about voting by mail

Knows if all vote, GOP won't prevail

Like at MarALago, special election

donnie's home, big GOP rejection

The GOP - the Gang Of Pedophiles

Kneel & pray, sin & lie w/ big smiles

ICE gestapo thugs into airports now

Dumbass Dems taking shutdown kapow

Good intentions, still clueless & old

How to change, need to break the mold

Cuz Bernie & AOC ain't mainstream

Radical ain't the American dream

Basics of our government mostly works

Screwing comes from few greedy jerks

But, all have a grabby hand in the pie

Posers for Jeezus, sharing, will not try

Mostly self-centered staring at a phone

Mostly scared of being alone...

But, w/ 8 billion, space, we all need

To fellow Earthlings, we're the weed..

🌎

Roller coaster temps..it is spring

Tomorrow, heat back w/ the zing

Late Friday rain, to end drought?

Very unlikely, very little doubt

Sun still cranking the solar wind

To higher energy, upper air will send

Tomorrow night, auroras, maybe??

Tonight, Moon & Jupiter you'll see

Venus remains a beacon low in west

Another day, we passed earthquake test

War, chaos, bedlam from the 'top'

Hopes for clog, stroke, he'll drop

donnie wishes people...dead

Slimy Jeffy Webb, hit his head

Made competitive cheer a thing

Old guy...sure has GOP pedophile ring

Joinin' Chucky Kirk down in Hell

Unlikely, but none can tell..:)

Today On Earth

Lotta contrails, all rather close

Hope, not an at home war dose..

*TDS - TrumpDickSuckers

Cabinet & entire GOP

Biggest hypocrites: Ted & Lindsey

Peace Prize for donnie..

😂😂😂

Wildly Different Hormuz Views: Choose!!

Dementia boy, "close on deal w/ IRan"

No he's not, just lies again & again

Draft dodger glad war hero is dead

Deep, deep rot is deep in donnie's head

Pretty typical as a poser for jeezus

Hating everyone ain't white, ain't us

The fox very selective w/ their 'news'

No mention if it adds to pile of 'screws'

That dumbass donnie is trying to avoid

Like, Trump/Epstein file, his hemorrhoid

Probably not much room in his Depends

🌬💩💩👑💩💩

Staff faces show it solids & the 'winds'

🌎

Back on Earth, where it's reality

Big break under Tonga sets energy free

Mag 7.5 but safely down deep

Be no waves doin' big beach heap

Solar wind slowing but just for a bit

Couple of days till next aurora hit

Spring swing of temps back to cold

But, for 70 years, warming foretold

CO2 the issue, still we burn

Century w/o humanity 'fore a turn

Earth will be here, numbered our days?

Another donnie feeling..nuclear haze

No one in GOP congress w/ a spine

As thousands wait & wait in TSA line

😞 🛫✈🛬 😢

Today On Earth

Spring @ the tirehouse

Periwinkle madness!!

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

What a mo-ron..

Safe to say..minor retardation

Just like donnie..

Theft: Money, Countries, Youth, Elections..It's What donnie Does!

As a pedophile, donnie stole innocence

As a con-man, it's dollars & cents

In IRan & Venezuela, it's lives & boats

Now with Congress, they're stealing votes

Cuz if everyone can cast a ballot easily

Behind bars, donnie, we will see!

Until that time, it's just more chaos

Constitution, gonna give that a toss

Catch your flight, little chance of that

See a 'merican, gonna be fat

Gonna be looking at their phone

Gonna be whining, I'm so alone

Meanwhile, Earth spins, sun beams

Big solar wind, aurora dreams

Aleutian trench still gettin' busy

Time to get out, it for me

Today On Earth

Spring..

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

Don't get much stupider..

You Call That A Government!?!? WTF!!

One thing that history shows..

At governing, the GOP blows

Tax breaks for rich, collapse economy

Then start wars w/ no end plan to see

Nixon, Rayguns, Bush 1&2, now donnie

Then dems come in & clean up debris

But, GOP lies & denies, then blames

And, dumb 'mericans buy their claims

No shocker, 😱 here we are again

Won't pay TSA but he did payoff IRan

ICE in airports, sure, no problem there

Hateful, racist thugs, none who care

Create such a mess, declare martial law

Then throw up the big ole election bar

Crash stock market, collapse economy

Then standard donnie, declare bankruptcy

💣💰⛽⛽⛽💰💣

Can't catch your flight or fill the tank

And, there's only one person to thank

Dementia, douche-bag donnie trump

💩👑💩

All to dodge Trump/Epstein file dump

He still don't get why women don't smile

When leered at by a pedophile..😡

🌎

Record heat is moving east

Foreshadow; summer'll be a beast

Quickly back to drought here

Real rain relief, forecast unclear

Quakes, Aleutian subduction

Ongoing Pacific plate reduction

Now normal fracking quakes, too

In space, solar wind, auroral view

Down deep into the US of A

Shame, won't take Hormuz mines away

💩💣💣💣💩

Congress, nothing done, go on break??

Host town halls for local take??

😂😂😂😂

More likely, join donnie for golf cheat

Then rape a teen, a nap, sweet

Sounds like a plan, right Lindsey

Tough to golf from a knee..

Today On Earth

Moon (high) Venus (low)

Putting on a courthouse show

*TDS - TrumpDickSuckers

They ever'where

Glazed eyes, belly, red hat

Feels Like Spring...War Is In The Air!

War is over, of course, we won

Now...just bombing IRan for fun

💣💣💣💣

Marines are slooowly on the way

Stupid, not surprise, donnie's play

So, a good time, Ghina invade Taiwan

With 'merican boats..they all be gone..

But, Mr. Fake Peace Prize, no clue

As mo' pedophile pics come into view

Gas rises higher every day, but why

We pass ARab Gulf oil right on by

Venezuela gonna make gas so cheap

Sure got excuses & lies in a big heap

Is it still Joe's fault, or blaming Barack?

Nope, donnie, whole big pile, your crock

💩💩💩💩👑💩💩💩💩

Going thru Depends, more than a few

Also, going thru pricey bombs, too

Million+ $ missile, take out truck crew

IRan's leaders, can't seem to kill 'em all

But, donnie's tales, grow so tall

Already making plans, set Cuba free

Draft dodger punk, our 'big' bully

🌎

Under Atlantic, mag. 6.7 along ridge

Lava? moving plates a smidge

No tsunami, but got solar wind

Charging up & giving sky a bend

Colors seen across Canadian skies

Tonight, moon & Venus, w/ good eyes

🌋🌋🌋🌋

2 dozen+ mountains blasting away

Reunion Isle, nice lava display

Shut down roads, tourist delight

Basalt, slow, so low on fright

Usual crew 🌋 around the Ring

Got subduction, get rock melting

Back it rises, on Earth time..

Unconcerned with human slime..

But, our CO2 in the atmosphere

And, warring for oil makes it clear

We don't get it...

And, 'leaders'...all are shit..

Today On Earth

Gravity.. Rain.. Soil.. Rock

Slumpage..

And, on the HersheyDog creek rolls

*TDS - TrumpDickSuckers

They believe all his lies..

Hateful racist..

Wishing they could be pedophiles

Although, many, likely are!!

Spring Arrives; Hot, Warm, War!!

I guess there's a war going on

And, NO, Trump/Epstein ain't gone

Photos keep coming, the lies, too

Cuz pedophile & liar..is what he do

Gas prices rise higher & higher

Of the lame excuses, we all tire

Bibi tricked you, gave you li'l praise

Thoughts of a prize, head in a daze..

Same w/ Petey, using a cocaine gel??

Or stoned or drunk, it's hard to tell..

Pammy 'bribe me' Bondi, taking the 5th

As truth/lie gap grows greater in width

ValleyLink nightmare coming to steal

Or land & lives, big greed deal

Fuelin' the AI madness, even as I type

So, more losers can stare & swipe

"Got no time, gotta stare at my phone"

"Oh poor me, I'm so all alone"

Too bad, on a phone, ain't nothing to see

Just more stupid & more stupidity

🌎

In Earth reality news

Monster heat dome, early season screws

Earliest ever to hit 100 degrees

So..why not cut down more trees

Cali got water, so far, this year

With usual waste, future, unclear

Lotta quakes, mostly on sea floor

CME's & equinox, auroras in store

Earth & donnie, neither a real plan

Just pressure relief where they can

Latest scam, blocking the vote

If he can't, he'll be minor footnote

Living his life out in a cell

??A prelude for next life in..hell!

I did spot Venus last night..

A'ways to go to get to full bright

Today On Earth

Venus is in this sunset shot

Good luck finding it..

TDS*-TrumpDickSucker

so proud, so stupid!!

Still Winter Here, Full Summer Out West!

SE, killing freeze, SW 100+ degrees

In DC, hateful liars w/ TDS* disease

TSA still ain't getting their pay

Get an on-time flight, ain't no way

NASA w/ 'asteroid' info - 6 feet

Good it couldn't handle air heat

IRan dropping own meteor swarm

Mo' hateful..jews..soundin' alarm

Genocide seems ok if it's from them

After 3K years, peace chances, slim

Jeezhovah & Mo'hammad can't get along

Even when singing same lame god song

Keep your beliefs firmly up your ass

Don't need to hear your lil god gas

Ain't what I 'believe'...only in one place

The feeble brain right behind your face

Gotta group together, pray & agree

So many fools, true, it's just gotta be

But, cuz a billion say same stupid thing

Earth unmoved, if no reality ring

🌎

Earth just 24 hours from 'equilibrium'

CO2 juiced air, more of a wild scrum

Hot & cold, tornadoes & snow

Sparse rain, back into drought we go

2 CME's are on the way

First to charge the sky today

Saturday will be zapping #2

By then, in west, moon & Venus view

Quakes, faults around Pacific Ring

Northern edge, subduction fling

Meso-American little shaky, too

AND

Tecnically, winter is through..

We'll see..

Today On Earth

Looking Quirky!

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

Too stupid to get...

Priest, rabbi, imam, preacher

Is a liar..just like donnie

Record Heat, Nasty Cold, Prez: Stupid & Old

Insult 'em all then beg for their aid

All his women, they gotta get paid

Lies & blames, never his fault

'merica's downslide will not halt

Catch a plane? got hours to wait

Hey donnie, when we gonna be great?

Damn sure not any time soon

Good day to mark, it is New Moon

In a moonth, will IRan war be done?

Even tho' losing, you'll say we won

Mines & drones, ships ain't gettin' thru

But then, PLAN, ain't what you do..

Everything, every plan, 2 weeks away

When it gets tough, you won't play

🌮TACO - Gonna chicken out🌮

But, that you're a pedophile, no doubt!

🌎

Earth don't care, if peppered from space

If hot or cold, deep snow or a'blaze

When we're gone, be quick to erase

Our massive destruction, just lil trace

JeezBuddahMohamed still a no show

Well, getting us closer to nuclear blow

Bibi & donnie's little war in IRan

Exactly what ya get w/o a plan

Bombs away, an easy win!!

Seems IRan may get the last grin

Quakes today, pretty usual scene

Only Guatemala, lil careen

Solar wind coming, could light the sky

Several states saw meteor fly

Weather big news, got sun & cold

Out west, heat records'll be old

Gonna park, sit for awhile

Gettin' rid of cold'll make me smile

But, not..

 Today On Earth

Big wind + gravity

Tree go booom

One of many!

*TDS - TrumpDickSuckers

Avoid 'em at all costs..

All Was Good, Until It Went Wrong..

All seemed good, was winding down

Then power, gone, not a big frown..

Be back on soon, hours, less than 2

But, big power, lie is what they do

7 1/2 hours later, it was back

As the dawn was about to crack

Blizzards, tornadoes, record hot & cold

Weakened polar vortex, it was foretold

Simple reality, our CO2's trapping heat

Future prospects not looking too sweet

Ongoing war for jews & oil

W/o pay TSA workers toil

Sitting fat up in DeeCee

No shutdown end we see

No end to war or gas price rise

No aid from 'former' allies, no surprise

dementia donnie, more lies & spin

What'll he & fox call a 'win'

Cuz 'merica is soooo not great

Land of lies, denial, blame & hate

🌎

Too bad it's Earth kicking our ass

Too bad this warming ain't gonna pass

Sunspot 4392, gotta flare headed our way

Moon near New, wild aurora display??

Biggest quake, off Cuba's east end

Next spot for a donnie troop send

Should stick to golf & Euro whores

Make plans, future behind jail doors

Only thing he can do; run a con

And, millions believe their boy, don

But, they're all racist mo-rons

Today On Earth

Eft

Teenage salamander

Don't tell donnie..

He'll wanna hump it

His little nubby might work

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

Huuuuuhh... Whaaaat..

Amped Up Earth Ready To Rumble!!

The entirety of the eastern USofA

Is under a big weather gun today

Wind is howlin', big rain has fallen

Little solar heat, atmosphere be ballin'

Straight line winds, long lived tornadoes

Showing just how far our CO2 goes

Solar wind is still cranking, too

See auroras if hi lats you choose

Least quakes # average, nothing big

'Cept maybe in Hormuz, mining gig

Fighting own war here, Earth'll win

But ain't forgettin' prez's pedophile sin

TrumpEpstein files, keep coming out

Seems Pammy took hush payoff route

If justice & democracy are to prevail

Whole administration gotta be in jail

While 'mericans dying in Gulf

Prez in Floriduuh cheatin' at golf

After ordering shoes for whole staff

All too big, tough to hide that gaff

Wonder if knee pads next on list?

All wear Depends, he will insist?

Can't use bathroom, full of files

Solution: in da pants w/ da shit piles

💩💩💩👑💩💩💩

👖👖👖👖

Tornado watches, + few warnings

In Va, move for TDS* disarmings

Ban assault weapons, hunters, no need

Ghost guns, too, but sell legal weed

2nd amendment, flintlocks are OK

NRA, resist tyrants, ain't blown trump away?

Claim guns needed, defend democracy

But hateful racist, quick to a knee

Can't articulate, just grab a gun

Scream 2nd 'menment for explanation

Guns don't save lives, only will kill

Tool, only use, blood to spill..

🌨🌨🌎🌪🌪

Guns will kill someone today

But, it's Earth with final say

Blizzards rage as tornadoes spin

Crazy out there, I'm staying in..

Today On Earth

Double desserts

Full Nelson & Chocolate Hazelnut

Yuuuummmmmy!!

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

Gotta suck to be that hateful

That stupid..