Hey TACO Prez... Big Solar Blast Comin'!!

Huge sunspot on 3rd time around

Had 3 hour blast & w/o a sound

Is sending big solar wind Earth's way

Better hope only makes auroras play

And, doesn't fry our electric grid

😱😱😱

Cuz to repair, no one left to bid..

Our poser, leader, the TACO belle

(TrumpAlwaysChickensOut!!)

Has converted USA to bribery hell

Got a $million or an old plane

A full pardon you can obtain

🌪🌪🌪

Kentuck' TDS* want us to pray

After twister blew their town away

'Bout as much good as a FEMA call

Either way, no help comin'.. at all!!

Or standard..it's 2 weeks away

Shows TDS* memory display

Only can 'member, rant 'bout yesterday

As more fox lies & chaos come their way

Mag 6 quake just off N. Japan

Recently, 6.1 N. of New Zealand

Our mess is now up N. England way

In N. Central US, Canada making us pay

'Ain't no warming' fires on the rage

Smoke is ruling any outdoor stage

N. & S. F Dakota, so deserve

Guessing, soon our way it'll swerve

Along w/ warmer temps, 'bout time

8 1/4" of May rain, not sublime

But, sure droughts are ahead

And, some yet unseen dread..

Ain't nothing but greed in charge

We've all been living too large

For millennia.. not just

Today On Earth

BOGO plants at local Ace..

They seem happy in Earth

W/ plenty of rain..

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

They buy the jesus con, too!!

When you're a hateful racist..

Gotta blame somebody

ain't your fault...

Dumbass...

Hey lil vlady...donnie's so mad..

And been played so bad..

Taco, Taco Man... ATNA, Too! All Talk, No Action!

Trump Always Chickens Out!!

🌮🌮🌮🌮

Huge idea, always 2 weeks out

ObamaCare still up & running

Ukraine war, bombs still coming

Prices aren't low, tourists ain't here

Don't visit USA, warnings are clear

Canada continues to retaliate

Smoke is coming, we can't wait

Texass trashed by hail, again

Later today, we got storms coming in

NW Pacific plate shakes today

Another solar blast headed our way

Courts, no tariffs, then, tariffs ok

Congress..got no spine in the way

Squirrels taken both feeders down

It's war in this forest town..

Today On Earth

Mr. & Mrs. Summer Tanager

Taco, taco don

Ain't got nothing comin' on

🌮🌮🌮🌮

 

Tariffs & Glaciers Come Down

Warming & gravity doing their thing

As courts smack down da clueless king

Small Swiss village's now under rock

donnie's econ plan an illegal crock

Markets rebound w/ the tariff news

Sadly, dems still looking for clues

2 1/4" of rain from last big mess

Climate wilding, truth we gotta confess

72 years ago, Everest first summited

Now concern, mo' ice & rock plummeted

In RVA, no drinking water, again

Another sign of collapse from within

We want all this stuff, but pay no tax

Got insanely high debt, dat's da facts

Declaring bankruptcy is doonnie's plan

Cuz he's such a great businessman

😂😂😂

Eye-Ran only quake issues today

Surprise solar blast, aurora display

elon's rocket didn't work.. again

So much crap, where to begin..

Today On Earth

Is this momma preggers

Seems to have a lil belly..

Noachian Rain! But, An Ark... Come On!

All the animals on just one boat

🦁  😱  🐑

Pretty stupid for that idea to float

But, the gullible'll believe anything

So, con men doing their con thing

Send ME money, get eternal peace!

Simple minded..so easy to fleece

When already hateful, easier still

Looking to blame, swallow any swill

'Not my fault'..but, it damn sure is

On yourself, you've taken a whiz..

Cuz..what we do, it's all on us

Can lie & moan & make a big fuss

But, your problem's looking back at you

In the mirror, each of us..'tis so true

Voted for W or donnie, you're to blame

Trailer's trashed cuz tornado came

Deny warming, science..no vaccine

On your kids, hope measles are seen

Natural selection gets the final say

Darwin Club membership on the way

Rain's kinda letting up..for now

But, occlusion still w/ lotta POW!

All this rain, sea water yesterday

Til Gulf of Mexico sent it our way

🌎🌧

Dominican Rep., Guam, W. of Mexico

E. India, Vanuatu, Peru w/ shake show

Big sunspot's back for trip 3

For us, good news, lotta stability

What ain't stable, poor donnie boy

He's mad at lil vlady, no bombing joy

How dare lil vlady not listen to him

Sad..his body's so fat, brain's so dim

Like his TDS* he's easily played

Fools for his crypto..paid???

Invited to dinner & fireside chat

Bad meal, donnie left, that was that

Might be rich.. still be stupid.. elon!

Today On Earth

Maggie..  all clipped up

Looking good lil girl!!

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

You'll believe any crazy tale

All animals on one boat..

And, off you sail..

Rivals Santa Claus for stupidity..

Seems we're taught early to believe crap

Big Bad Beautiful Bill Bull.. 86 The Bitch!!

Give to the rich, steal from the rest

Truth says worst, fox calls it best..

(NOT truth social, the actual truth!)

If he says fake news..he's lying

Witch hunt means guilty, I'm crying

😭

6 months later, proclamation a 'joke'

Is he hitting don jr's pile of coke??

Tariffs are on? delayed? or off?

No plan or clue, cheating at golf..

(Have you seen his lame ass swing..

Like he could win tourney bling)

How dare he speak on Memorial Day

His service, fake bone spurs in the way

We need to 86 this punk ass bitch

Nuke codes? not safe w/ a light switch

Blow buddy lil vlady still bombing

As rusky troops keep succumbing

Euros keep stopping oil ghost ships

Poor lil vlady's power slips

As kgb thugs keep up the killings

Worldwide..signs pretty chilling

Except for Earth, getting warm

Hurricanes already starting to form

In the Pacific, off Mexico

In dixie, it's a hail & tornado show

Greek isles & Iran got the shakes

Sunspot..stabilizes, on short breaks

Big bad boy spinning back our way

We'll see how it looks in a day

My war w/ tree-rats is ongoing..

Vaseline w/ tabasco, paws a'glowing:)

Rain is just starting up here

May be days before skies clear

But...not

Today On Earth

Little momma tanking up..

On the sugar water..

Twain got it so right..so often

"The truth has no defense against

a fool determined to

believe a lie"

The MAGA philosophy...

TrumpDickSuckers all..

June: On & Off Earth

June 2025 - On & Off Earth

After an April somewhat lacking in showers, the plentiful rains of May have replenished stores of ground water and removed us from the drought map. May’s coolish temperatures have made for a lovely spring but delayed the coming reality; June means summer. The six month long Hurricane Season and meteorological summer begin on the 1st.  On the 20th, the Summer Solstice starts astronomical summer.

After risIng due east and setting due west back on the spring equinox, the sun has been rising to the north of east and setting north of west for the last three months. That northward movement stops at 10:42pm on June 20th as the sun ‘stands still’; the Summer Solstice. That day also marks the closest to overhead the sun gets here at latitude 38°N. The sun will be directly overhead at 23 1/2°N along the Tropic of Cancer and kick off summer. Serious sun protection is required!

Walking the woods, leaves providing the sun protection, my June focus is somewhat copperhead-centric. Walking in the woods without a dog, my life for the last six plus months, is very different than walking with a dog. I have to pay attention to everything now. Not only is a dog great entertainment, romping leash-free in the woods, their senses fill in the gaps that our vision heavy awareness miss. I’m working on improving and extending what I take in as delights and perils abound.

One of the delights is a walk in the woods as a rain shower begins. Often pushing the weather envelope, I have learned all those leaves provide a free umbrella service. It turns out that leaves, billions of them, slow and collect the billions of rain drops, delaying their fall. Caught without a raincoat, I do head back toward the house as a shower begins but have, after numerous experiments, discovered I can enjoy the sound of the falling drops on the leaves while remaining mostly dry. WARNING: Don’t try this in a downpour, especially with nearby thunder/lightning.

Living in the woods, amidst ever growing trees, my view of the summer night sky is very limited. For those with better views of the sky, June’s fifteen hours of daylight, still puts a cap on everyone’s star gazing. With a view of the southwest, you can catch the waxing crescent moon below and right of Mars on May 31st and very close to Regulus, the heart of Leo, the next night, June 1st. The red-orange planet will sidle up to the blue-white star at dusk on the 16th.

Nearing Full, the moon will be near reddish Antares, the heart star of Scorpio, on the 9th. The next evening, the Full Strawberry Moon, will follow the constellation low across the southern sky. June’s Full moon is always in or near Scorpio. The Moon and planets may wander around in our sky (planet is from the Greek for wanderer) but the constellations are, over our lifetimes, in the same place in the sky, on the same day, every year.

Sky changes do occur over the millennia, the sun’s journey through the signs of the zodiac is now a month off from when first created. That reality moves our star from Taurus into Gemini on June 21st. Early risers can catch the waning crescent moon, low in the southeast, near Saturn on the 19th and left of bright Venus on the 22nd.

June: sunglasses, SPF 40 and bug spray; pool, lake, river or beach lounging; vacations or staycations; music festivals and summer fairs! The options we have here in Virginia boggles the mind. Get out there, it’s June and summer is here!

Sun could be flaring...Today On Earth

Premier League Finale!! WTF Pep???

5 want in but only 3 go through

Pep's line-up..more sucking due?

No KDB or Fodon, Grealish unseen?

Champions house..getting a big clean

Sun lit up w/ an X class flare

Surprise, no one on Earth was aware?

Still at maximum..so..more to come?

Fly-over TDS* more stormin' bumm

How's donnie make Memorial Day 'bout him

Traitor & draft dodger, sure not at the gym

Military parade, bigger lie or bigger joke?

don jr. celebrates w/ snort & a toke..

Tonga quake hit's mag. 6 jackpot today

For tsunami issues, too far away

Here, it was 50 on 25th of May

Ok w/ the heat on a delay

And, Tasia..Happe birthday

🎂

Today On Earth

Let's play football!!

⚽

Somebody is puppy sitting

Not me...

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

Hateful

Racist

Poser for jesus.. very sad..

The Cool Continues.. & GOP Insanity

In DeeCee, destruction of democracy

Rolls on w/ more lies & thievery

As Dems lies 'bout Joe come to light

Ain't no one doing anything right

Get elected, play the game

Get re-elected it's a real shame

Take the money, tell us mo' lies

Yet, we continue to show surprise

Earth don't care, don't know we're here

Cool spell but warming is so clear

All the poor lil TDS* homes trashed

Too bad don & elon... FEMA's bashed

Sun still spotty but most seem stable

Opposite Earth, sending Mercury a cable

Buzzards in the yard, clean-up crew

I pop a squirrel, they do what they do

Quakes, off Bama in Gulf of Mexico

Inland Australia, rocks move to & fro

Then usual boundary zone stuff

Local issues, nothing too rough

Mt. Washington, they got snow..

And, usual hurricane winds blow

Just Earth doing another spin around

Gold Finches rake seed to the ground

Today On Earth

Lil yellow rascals

*TDS -TrumpDickSucker

Posers for jesus

Every last one...

Hurricane Forecast: Forecasters... You're Fired

FEMA fading, meteorologist, too

What's a coastal dweller to do..

Wait for donnie to make up mo' crap

Then draw random sharpie lines on a map

As we add another few trillion to da debt

USA bankruptcy coming, pretty safe bet

Cuz bankruptcy's what Mr. Deal does

When he speaks, you think...he gotta buzz

Maybe..more likely dementia + not smart

Gotta hope for an explosion in his heart

Few 5+ quakes around the fiery Ring

Skies are clear, cool the new thing

Dixie TDS* same.."ain't ever seen"

Good news, ain't no trailer to clean..:)

May get a glancing blow from the sun

Hey donnie, Ukraine war is not done

Things ain't cheaper, your tariffs suck

But, super rich, taxes they can duck

donnie never pays.. for anything..

Cons & steal, his style: tacky bling

All the TDS*..he is their dream

To be rude, nasty..poser for jesus & ream

If they pray, better watch what they say

Cuz their evil & hate, comin' your way

Today On Earth

Actually..

There are a lot of Twayblades

Just hard to spot..

But, the more I see 'em

The more I see...:)

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

On their knees...so quick

'Course, too fat to get up..

Big Crete Shake... Another Space Rock Fly-by..

The rain is gone, sun is back

Space rock miss but democracy attack

Take from the workers, give to rich

Sucks when prez is a punk-ass bitch

He's got dementia, rest..just dumb

'Great' 'merica becoming a slum

All problems are donnie's doing

Blaming others as he keeps screwing

Well, not really screwing w/ 'at li'l thing

And, would cost him too much bling

Wife, she ain't seen, likely Euro whorin'

Or if she's speaking..it's beyond boring

Or like hubby, claiming what Obamas did

🌎

Earth damn sure's taken off the lid

Usual 2 dozen mtns blow out stuff

Sea of Crete, shaking @ 6.2.. rough!!

Asteroid about the size of a house

Snuck by Earth...quiet as a mouse..

Had it hit, Joe wouldn't got the blame

Cuz it's only the good donnie claim

But, if he's talking at all..

The truth..takes another fall

ARab bribe is flying our way

Rich won't but we're all gonna pay

Today On Earth

Tree eatin'

Orange Patched

Smokey moth..

Should'a popped it like a squirret

It's so nice that Ukraine war..

Is over...LOFL

What crap you are donnie..

Early, Rainy, Sad But Joyful Day

Very early, still no caffeine

Quickest hospital trip ever seen

Then home for a nap & coffee

Off to RVA & byebye to Auboleigh

Into a 100th trip around the sun

Hubby gone, life's fun..was done

Lovely lady & lovely memories

Why humans have families..

Still words spoken today in church

Left me a bit in usual lurch

Jesus' crew sing of kindness..love

But, voted for donnie, gave hate a shove

Up the ass of all who dare oppose

Seems jesus' gang really all w/ a pose

Use his name when it fits the bill

Repent their sins, then coffers fill

But, words & actions just don't match

As a new scheme they happily hatch

Cuz support a rapist, con man, traitor

Maybe not a christian, just a hater

🌎

No big quakes but 1"+ of rain

Out on Plains, TDS* trashed again

Sun got hole, still hi solar wind

Into our atmosphere, minor bend

Was late today, Be early tomorrow..

Celebrate life, both joy & sorrow

It's all we got..life..

Today On Earth

Puppy..or guinea pig...:)

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

 

No Caffeine!!! Aaaaaahhhhh & 86 47

Not sure why a test for blood calcium

Require 24hrs w/o caffeine, but a bum

(To slow my heart rate..some

OK..makes sense!!)

Not like the bum pretending to be king

Or prez..still on his steal & hate fling

Meanwhile, warming Earth still raging

TDS* deniers, tornadoes are re-staging

Fly-over land, Earth reality deniers

Should be twister insurance buyers:)

🌞🌪🌪🌪🌪🌎

Monster hole in sun's atmosphere

Will be sending big solar wind here

Could be auroras into northern states

For the next big quake, Earth waits

Just means..tectonic pressures'll build

Ohh, they will release, locals un-thrilled

Local tree-rats were gnawing away

..At my table, but now they pay...

Seems a BB came flying their way

Will be no mo' gnawing today!!

Bigger picture, speaking of 86-ing

World needs a jackal, to do his thing!

Today On Earth

Mr. No Shoulders

Keeping my place rodent free!!

Good snake!!

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

You'll believe anything...

Dumbass..

"I'll end the war, day 1"

Liar, liar, fat boy pants a'fire

Bedlam & Chaos Continue... Prez Cheats At Golf

Dumbass 'mericans elected a fat nob

No idea of a real president's job..

Of goings on in 'your' country be aware

But, donnie not a clue..naw, don't care

Tornadoes continue in fly-over land

But, for gov. aid, a bribe is the demand

"Give me a plane, tell me I'm so great"

Bettin' every non-white feeling the hate

Their fault, could'a given Kamala a vote

But, apathy or boarded donnie's lie boat

Some good news amidst the bad

Dumbass bomber blew himself up, not sad!

Meanwhile donnie hit 3 off the first tee

Drove cart on green, gave himself a birdie

In reality, probably had a nine

But, w/ dementia...a 3 is fine...

🏌

In actual golf news, Scottie kicked ass

ARab sell-out slime, again, chocked, alas

They don't seem to do well over 4 days

Wonder if slimy oil overlord still pays

Scheffler taking tiger's records down

And, he ain't chasing 'hoes around

Looking like a cool, dry, lovely week

Here.. fly-over land still going all freak

Average quake day, only minor shakes

Big sunspot, but no blasts, we get breaks

Still no pickleball emoji, google.. WTF?

As word processor, in nerd-ville..stuck!

Anna Leigh w/ another PB major triple

Coming at her in a wave, naw, a ripple!

Today On Earth

Locals continue to belly-up

To the seed bar!!

Taylor, Still Hot; Dementia donnie, Still NOT!!

Dementia boy, only got one plan

Grab all da money & power he can

He gotta keep lying, don't remember

So sad, broken brain, stubby lil member

Rapist, con man & he's a traitor, too

Bribe or praise him, easy pardon for you

Time to 86 him, much stink from his rot

Sentence for a traitor, lined up & shot

🌎

20+ warming deniers, so warming dead

As tornadoes rampaged on their TDS* head

Missory, Kentuck, lotta TDS* there

Now want FEMA help, donnie con't care

Elon don't care, no FEMA help coming

Put on a MAGA hat..maybe less bumming

See if you CSA flag'll patch up your trailer

Or stare at your phone & listen to Taylor

86 47 is still the way we need to go

Otherwise, 'merica out da 1st world show

Education & health, already pretty low

And the 3 R's, don't nobody know

In momma's basement, at video games

Voted for donnie, blame their claim

No one took your job, is treading on you

Say, not my fault, like donnie told you to

But, it is our fault, every last earthling

Our greed, our lies, our filthy fling

Pray to gods that never make a show

Elect slime that just steal our dough

Burma w/ aftershock reminder today

Sun still send its 'wind' Earth's way

Tree rats still a menace in my yard

donnie's still lying & he's lying hard

Pete putting on make-up, texting us all

RFK & family w/ a sewage crawl

Will any in congress grow a backbone?

No, dumbass! answer not on your phone

But...my guess would be NO!!

Not...Today On Earth

Tiny drone view of

Large Twayblade

Delicate flowers don't photograph well

Kinda like donnie..

But, his make-up line does show up

U.G.L.Y.

Our prez is an UGLY guy

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

Pretty good chance, like donnie

You're fat & ugly, too

And, you 3rd wife...whoa...scary

86 47... And, Soon!!

My take..all the whining TDS* jerks

Never in a restaurant did a day of work

86 means, you're out, it's done..

Never related to killing, son!!

But, it's ok when donnie suggest killing

OK.. if Liz Chaney's blood he's spilling

All good if nazi traitors storm the capital

Or if there's an immigrant worker cull

Sad truth, as long as donnie's alive

Little chance democracy'll survive

His plan: no corporate rules or tax

Pollute & poison, rake money into sacks

Kiss killer's asses, bow down to slime

dementia donnie, hope, on borrowed time

🌎

More storms, chills & heat, sun surprise

Grazing blast & auroras lit the skies

Big, mag. 6.0, shake in Southern Peru

Guess..that'll damage a building or two

Sun w/ a breeze here today

Last heat before cool comes our way

Don't think there will be any rain

🏌

Seems, PGA course, bit of a pain..

⚽

FA Cup in London today

Xl Palace vs Man City, 12:30 they play

I'll be watching..

Today On Earth

Seein' double??

Stay off the drugs!!

rfk & donnie.. jrs...

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

86 you, too!!

FEMA...?? We Don't Need No FEMA...

Need help after 'ain't no warming' storm

'Your' prez says, no help is the new norm

Closing agencies is what they do

No savings involved, just total screw

Yet, storms rage all across the land

Bettin' FEMA help is in big demand

Sorry, staff has been sent home...

😭😫😢

Not one quake today even close to 5

No auroras on Earth, Mars, Jupiter alive

Today was hot & muggy w/ a little rain

Beyond slow golf...feel need to complain

Bad we all get, but slow you can't be

Practice swings on range, not the tee..

That's about all I got today

10 NOLA thugs jail escape, out at play

Con man prez back from ARab scam

Pay me cash, get outta any jam

Everything his does, if a Dem, to jail

USA is fast running off the rail...

Today On Earth

Wild Irises

Liking golf life...

The Low Is Slow To Go...

We needed the rain, don't complain

'Course, there's shock from flooding, again

"Can't believe the flood plain is so full"

Realtor was just feeding us buncha bull

"Don't worry 'bout no floodin' here"

But, look, as a drainage, it's pretty clear

My guess, most flooded, voted for don

And, now, seems their house is gone..

He ain't helping, he's sucking ARab ass

Talking stupid, grabbin' the oily cash

Few quake reminders 'round the USA

Hawai'i got lava w/ full on display

25 mountains, shaking & blowing

Nearby star, an unstable spot's growing

More chance of T'storms here today

Before big heat slides our way

Earth, nothing but change

Our 'government' nothing but strange

Breakin' laws, stealing our money

Listen to them, future's so sunny..

Today On Earth

6 months w/o Breyer

He was one fine, handsome boy!!

But, he suffers no more..

It's Barack Obama Appreciation Day!!

Barack Obama

By far 21st Century's Best President

Now, suffer worst white house resident

Who's out kissing ARab killer's oily ass

Give him a plane..give terrorist a pass

(Note: ARab killer prince is 6' tall

Why does 6'3" donnie look so small?)

'merica went from leader of the world

To joke, our prez 'round dicktors twirled

He's so easily played, con the con-man

Deep in dementia, got no actual plan..

Just spews same lies, or last he saw

On the fox, or perhaps hee-haw

Watched Alcatraz movie...let's reopen!

Economy..tariffs..he was so hopin'

Dems already winning in red states

Abigail should open the flood gates..

🌧🌧🌧🌪

Low cut off from the jet stream

Moving slow, it's a flooding dream

TDS* mayors..in shock, they exclaim

'Never seen like this'.. miss the blame

It's our mess & world wide warming

But, really lack of change that's alarming

Drill & frack, suck deep aquifers dry

Simple ideas & choices we won't try

Bet, new pope, won't suggest birth control

Be kind! give! as his pedophile patrol

Still got clouds, but heat is coming

N.F. Dakota hit 96, TDS* bumming

Be 90 here by Friday

More solar blasts coming Earth's way

Mag 6 quake in sea just off Crete

Tourists...thinking not so neat

Just our planet, set on repeat

Today On Earth

It was raining so hard last night

The frogs were trying to get..

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

Fewer and fewer every day

Dying...or getting a clue

"he's lying to you..."

Trump is 6'3"...now that's funny

Mo' Lies, Bad Deals, Bribe Plane & Rain

GOP remains quite guilty

Of hypocrisy & major criminality

Felon prez, biggest LOTUS, ever

Spinning his lies but so not clever

He & JD, zero help w/ asian ceasefire

Ghina screw 'merica, again prez a liar

Airports can't get planes in the air

Forgot!...Joe tried, GOP no cash to spare

We all know the easy way to tell a lie

donnie's lips moving, lettin' a whopper fly

Oily A-Rab terrorist state..'free' plane

As congress remains quiet, it's insane

But it is not, souls long ago were sold

So 'merica getting grifted & rolled

🌎

On Earth, flooding around & big heat

TDS* in N.F. Dakota into mid 90's-sweet

'we don't believe in no warming here'

Was -50, now 96, change is pretty clear

Burn the oil, suck the aquifer dry

Humans might but Earth won't cry

In dixie, TDS* continue to complain

What? it flooded on the flood plain?

Dang..it washed momma's trailer away

Now donnie taking FEMA outta play

Lotta quakes all around the Ring

But, local reminders, no big fling

Huge solar blast but not our way

Full moon last night, not on display

Rain forecasts here, not even close

We'll see if there's another dose

Less than 1/2" so far, forecast 2-3"

Is more coming? We will see...

Today On Earth

More likely to hear 'em than see 'em

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

Millions of the fools

Happy...fooling themselves