Happy Wet Friday!!

It isn't really raining, still it's wet

Gonna stay that way, a safe bet

Lies & chaos to continue up in DC

Down they kneel & suck, hail donnie

Or should be sieg heil, w/ nazi salute

elon's got it down, all follow suit!!

As every day, democracy fades away

Illiterates on phones, have zip to say

Manufacturing job? process chicken?

Only one's that will, ICE is pickin'

Stocks are up then they're down

As super rich worship fat orange clown

Dementia donnie, stupider every day

Spineless congress, little to say

Japan & PNG, quakes barely at 5

Burma, aftershocks, none still alive

Wet is the news, Cincy still in flood

Today, it's here, then NE...rain thud

Least the dogwood bloom is sweet

And, soon enough, we'll be in heat

But, damn sure not

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Dogwood time!!

Clueless King Of Chaos!!

Tariffs will stay, no, they will go

He's a moron, just wants to be the show

Notice me, notice me. look what I did

Yep, put the world's economy into a skid

Kinda like marks on his huge underpants

While his toady gang, mo' excuses & rants

All as TDS* cities soaking in floods

No help coming to clean up the muds

Mo' rain coming, to wash troubles away

Only local quake issues today

Sun still a star, still blasting away

2 dozen mountains in eruption

So far, too only local disruption

Maybe economy w/ a 90 day reprieve

Who knows what then from king of deceive

Governs much like he plays golf

Hooks left, slices right, but always off

Crash markets, profit on the rebound

Just 'merica w/ usually greed sound

Rich win, we all lose

Hard to believe, donnie don't do booze

Today On Earth

Big toothed Aspens

Catkins in bloom

White bark..black striping

so glad that Ukraine war's over

Middle east at peace

Prices down..

😂😂😱😱

*TDS - TrumpDickSuckers

dumbasses...

A Sunny & Cool Hump Day

Temps dipped below freezing last night

Today, sun is out & the world is alright

Well, not the economy, that's gone to shit

💩💩💩

Cuz poser prez is both mo-ron & twit

And, not OK in TDS* flyover land

W/ flooded rivers still in command

Tariff stupidity in full play today

Dementia boy w/ excuses flyin' away

W/ little hands & a fragile ego

Once lie told, he can't let it go

Babbled about baseball, Dodgers stared

Looks on faces, 'man..prez is so impaired'

Now, last night's freeze likely took a toll

W/ fruit crop blossoms ready to roll

Usual quake scene, Chilé & off Taiwan

Still off PNG but tsunami threat's gone

Sun is still seething, solar wind semi-high

But, human issue..retirement's gone byebye

If plan was to bring world economy to a stop

And, make it too expensive for most to shop

Well, he's done that, now we watch the greed

Prices jacked far above what tariffs need

But, suckers'll still buy a new cardboard box

Cuz they 'need' to help amazon stocks???

Stop buying crap, cook most meals at home

Be fewer grubhubbers out on the roam..

Too bad we're fat & unhealthy, needin' drugs

Mostly the kind sold by big pharma thugs

Oh still plenty craving the illegal kinds

Gotten themselves into self-delusional binds

"Not my fault, who can I blame?"

BUT

It is 'our' fault, too bad ain't into reality game

Earth don't care, gonna do what it do

Unconcerned if humans get the screw..

So..go out, take a walk..

No tariffs on that...yet

Today On Earth

Quince rust

Cedar is just the intermediary host

Still..not good for the cedar

RFKjr recommends for measles

*TDS -TrumpDickSucker

What excuses will they have today?

How 'Bout That Old Kentucky Home... Gone!!

Kentuck's 2 Senators..'ain't no warming'

Then..what's got your rivers a'swarming

Now, got no power & it's go' be cold

Capital on a flood plain..sad..but bold

As stock crashing prez, mo' golf cheatin'

Won? a tourney? as balls he's beatin'..

Into the woods!! That's where shot went

No one watchin' or -fore! - gonna get bent

His swing sucks, his ball w/ a quick hook

If he cheats at golf, you know he's a crook

Wonder how many balls he loses/round

But, got toadies to drop another on ground

I haven't played in well over a year..

But, I'd walk out & beat him, that's so clear

Outside, the wind is whipping, air cool

Freeze coming, no tomatoes out fool

Today's feeling like March...early

But, out west, it's heat all a'swirly

Aussie/Pacific boundary still shakin'

Sunspot blasts, still aurora makin'

Heard interesting news from Yellowstone

While no real signs..starting to moan

Seems animals are starting to roam

Movin' on from their volcano home

Hmmmmm

We're pretty smart..non-humans..smarter

Everyday, their lives a little harder

Although, we're catching up quick

W/ a prez that's an idiot & a dick

(even if stubby..)

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First eft I'd seen all winter

Usually..any rain..they're out

But, it's been cool

They ain't no fool

But, it's looking for love season!

A Needed Pollen Cleansing...

Ya gotta love a rainy, sleep in Monday

Less you're stuck in a market play..

Stocks continue to head toward crash

As donnie spews mo' crap outta his ass

'It's all good..stocks were too high..'

Soon, giving 'merican chocolate a try

Drinking coffee grown in Texass

And, all your problems gonna pass

Joe was old & slow..donnie's just dumb

Agreeing w/ him.. your brain's numb

If only NRA had taught that kid to shoot

No issues w/ donnie, wouldn't give a hoot

But no!!! He couldn't hit that big fat head

Cuz what world needs is dick-tators dead

donnie, Benny, lil vlady, Xi & lil Kim

Sadly, those chances remain slim

If that seems a little harsh, kinda rough

But, if they stay, very soon, life..tough

8 billion, the Earth will not support

Despite exponential growth retort

If cancer is economic poster child

The future that's coming, so not mild

Today, we got quakes, Pacific subduction

Ever so slowly, largest plate reduction

Fly-over states remain..non-warming flood

But, as it finally passes gettin'..a cold thud

Deniers'll scream, ain't no warmin' now!!

As heat dome to west, coming.. kapow!!

Gotta be tough living in made-up world

Waiting for nazi flag to be unfurled

Hard to keep up hate, so I get it out..

Blurt this blog..my daily shout...:)

Earth don't care about me..nor you

But, for better living, change is due

There will, of course, always be change

Will it be good..or more...donnie strange

Wanna retire...that time's about to expire

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Post-coitus pollen release

Ahhhhhhhh

Protests Nationwide... From Reality, TDS* Can't Hide

Flooding in sad, hateful Tennessee

Welcome to warming..evolutionary!

Yeah, Vols. evolution is true, too

No matter the hateful praying you do

Heavy dose of warming, Show Me state

Turns out, vote for donnie not so great

While he's golfin', taking ARab bribes

All while excluding other ARab tribes

As 3.5 million protesters filled streets

The fox spewed out latest deceits

TDS* fools lap that shit right up

Even as floodwaters ask 'em..'zup'?

Earth still adjusting off PNG

Least, no need from beaches to flee

Elsewhere, pretty average quaky day

Sun still blasting heavy wind our way

But, nothing too extreme there either

Real issue.. still got TrumpVirus fever

$6 TRILLION in 'merican assets gone

Yet, elon is still douching right along

donnie don't care, he's thinking he's smart

We gotta hope, for failure of his heart

Even better a stroke, leave him drooling

Then, fun to watch GOP w/ retooling

JD as leader, yea, that's a good joke

Even ordering donuts, he gonna choke

Been sucking donnie for so long

Still singing no tax, trickle down song

That don't work, but Dems, no clue

Since factions & whining's what they do

One; give to the poor, other to the rich

Any real solutions..ain't that a bitch

Crime w/ a gun, we blow you away

Have a kid, don't look at me to pay

Consequences, still they're very few

Too bad, Earth won't let us play thru

Nor can we keep cheating...

Today On Earth

Millepede..contains cyanide

DO NOT TOUCH

Well, RFKjr says..

May cure measles...

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

How's that flooding working..?

WHAT..

FEMA hasn't showed...

They been laid off...

Stocks Down, Rivers Up, Lies Fly!!

King liar, 'job numbers are great'

Gov. firings not added, why the wait?

What ain't no lie, stock market's down

In TDS* denier land, water all around

First tornadoes, then flooding rain

Still it's DEI & woke that they complain

Hateful posers for jesus, quick to judge

And, like traitor leader, hold a grudge

But, deny all you want, warming's real

And, again, today, they gonna feel

Warming forecast, systems'll get stuck

Then praying deniers, so outta luck

Lotta shakeing & aftershocks off PNG

Just not quite enough for a tsunami

Whole planet bathed in fast solar winds

Juicing upper air, high lat color bends

Here, back on front's warm, muggy side

Prez in Floriduuh, from reality..hide

donnie's w/ ARabs, cheatin' at golf

Ashamed to see dead soldiers come off

Who on the GOP will grow a spine?

One thing 'bout 'merica, all ain't fine

Today On Earth

Not a great pic..

But, Miss Froggy's still around

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Alway quick to deny & blame

Coming depression'll be the same

It's Joe's fault, be the claim

Historic reality, donnie's LAME

Mo-ron

Not the first to call him that..

The TrumpVirus Is Back!!!

Just like fake pandemic 5 years ago

Lyin' donnie w/ another market blow

He says all is great but he only can lie

So..maybe.. bleach or light, rfk says try

Deniers in Tenn. same as w/ stocks

Warming ain't real yet houses off blocks

Voted for donnie, you're a loser..twice

Go on & listen to the fox for your advice

They'll lie, tell you it ain't your fault

But, Earth's gonna continue w/ the assault

Mo' storms, mo heat, mo' flood plain floods

But, your stupid vote's what put ya all in mud

Hey Tenn. don't call FEMA, ain't no more

Maybe, bigger wheels at ya big truck store

Big wheels, need 'em if ya gotta a little dick

For now, they'll float ya down river, slick

New songs coming..'bout Nashville flood?

Blame your wife..betcha will, lil stud

Who knew donnie'd be so bad so fast!

Don't care about Ghina e-spying

Or like donnie, that lil vlady's lying

All as tornadoes continue to fly..

And, our 'leader' (tweeter?) another lie

Big quake off PNG, local tsunami waves

Solar wind still w/ minor misbehaves

But, issues are real & it's all our fault

Little chance we'll get help or it'll halt

Today On Earth

Small scale erosion here..

Waaaay bigger in Vol state..

And, they deserve it..

Too bad jesus ain't coming...

Whaaat!! No Tariffs On Li'l Vlady?

He put tariffs on all our friends

But, to lil vlady, to his knees he bends

Happy to suck his hero & 'friend'

But, is congress..showing a new trend

Seems in DC it's only women w/ balls

(but waaaay too late for Mitch.. to

not be remembered, as donnie's lil bitch)

As spineless ones slink thru the halls

Tariff blowback is coming & quick

Fat clueless donnie, thought he's slick

Out in flyover, denier TDS* land

More proof; warming Earth in command

Too bad, bettin' FEMA'll be a no-show

Vote for an idiot, that's the way it go!!

Icelandic volcano got lava a'flowing

Kilauea, too, lava fountains a'glowing

From African rift, to Etna & the Ring

Earth's doing usual eruptive thing

No big quakes here, but on the sun

That nearby star, it's far from done

More twisty solar wind is a'coming

If just auroras, then nobody bumming

Here, we are still stuck in the wedge

But, for warming, bets you should hedge

Cuz storms just beginning to swarm

As our lil planet..gonna get warm

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Even the pines..

are flipping donnie off!!

*TDS -TrumpDickSucker

Guess they'd join him

Service lil vlady, too

Not For All The Cheese In Wisconsin, Elon!!

Weirdo elon bought a prez, but not a judge

Seems folks in cheeseland do hold a grudge

Tariffs gonna hit 'em hard, shut power off

Fat liar prez, tariffs 1st, then go cheat at golf

Seems the kickback is coming, house: no no

Spineless Mikey Johnson, his excuses grow

Misogynist posers for jesus, whining boohoo

Think obey, cook & breed, all women can do

Morons like 'our' own, "I'm a seal" J Mcguire

Sperm donor w/ kneepads, serve his holy liar

But, more truth coming today in denier land

Tornadic reminders, it's Earth in command

Like donnie, no real plan, new daily reaction

But air's jacked on CO2, too late for retraction

We set the future in motion, no going back now

Yet still we burn mo' oil, look to dine on cow

Cut mo' trees, trash the soil, all for mo' beef

Then elect a moron, who offers no relief

Well... if you're rich, gonna stay that way

How long till the rest of us, refuse to pay

Quake reminders, you live on a boundary

Mo' tension release-quakes- you gonna see

Sun got spots, solar wind twisting our way

Likely, mo' auroras, at hi-lats'll play

Here it's clouds & cool, kinda springy gloom

Real issue may be..our coming tariff doom

Earth don't care, but will have final say

Til then, it's 'great' 'merica that's gonna pay

Great job donnie, 💩💩💩 on us all

Today On Earth

It's amaryllis time!!

Thank A Fool...70+ Million Of 'Em

Just making it all up, cuz he don't know

Thinks he's slick but he's dementia slow

Tariffs, he has no idea, so he can't say

Too bad, rest of world won't play

But, in 'merica, we're all gonna pay

I will not be EV shopping today!

In fact, I've cut way back, brakes on

If we don't buy stupid, he'll be gone

Didn't need it yesterday, don't today

Unless you know the owner, don't play

Can still eat fairly cheap.. if you cook

Actual food! frozen aisle, don't look

Save the cardboard, skip the prime

Remember, owner's 'pay no tax' slime

Best to keep your tesla hidden away

Spontaneous combustion, who's to say

walmart, target, grubhub, greasy Macs

You don't need the crap in their sacks

Sadly, a whole lotta stupid out there

Of history, science, reality.. unaware

Only world is on their phone

No clue of past...what's a dial tone?

Round the planets, still plenty o' shakes

Burma shows issues, if leaders are fakes

Same scene we got going on here

Deny & lie, if called out, then ya smear

So, don't buy crap, save your cash

Likely coming, but 'ways to the crash

Who ya gonna blame then donnie?

Gonna spew mo' lies outcha fat hiney?

Hey Tennessee, how 'bout that warming

That's what caused..tornado swarming

Evolution, it's very real, too

Check out inbreeding..it's all around you

Today On Earth

Everybody loves the periwinkle

Tasty!!