Hummers Ask..Some Fresh Food...??

A little hummer girl's looking in

Needs fresh sugar water..again

Cuz it's hot & it's sugar water

Quick to form a mold disorder

Got a Front coming later today

But Appalachians are in the way

This one tore up TDS* on Plains

As ever up Earth's temp gains

AND

Who gives a shit about Palestine?

They think killin' infidels is fine

Overbreed then complain & whine

Idiots..on pork they refuse to dine

Worship 'god' that hides its women

While in hate they are swimmin'

Attacked the jews, what did they think

They'd forgive & share a drink

Jews just as hateful as the A-Rabs

Now whine, cities need a rehab

All as Earth heats up every day

And, more fresh water goes away

Still posers pray & hate

Think lying con man'll make it great

While Earth reloads more storms

Prepares to release 2 cicada swarms

Don't wanna pay tax, but rebuild our town

Unanswered prayers bring no frown

On they live in denial & blame

Too bad Earth ain't playing no game

Another ass kicking summer ahead

How many TDS* will end up dead?

Have to hope that it's a lot..

All that think Joe should be shot

Earth still shaking round Puerto Rico

Also, rattling southern Mexico

Sun spotty still, no big blasts

No idea how long calm'll last

Other than pollen & tree debris

It's a pretty nice day we see..

Today On Earth

Li'l black snake

we chatted

told him to go kill a copperhead

*TDS- TrumpDickSucking idiot

Living a live of denial

with their fat liar..on trial!!

SWEEEET!!

May: On & Off Earth..

OMG.. A hardcore TDS* blitz to call out a 'former' TDS*, Bob No Good. Seems he got caught admitting that maybe donnie is an idiot and likely to make the GOP losers again. Support now leaning to total fascist, AK in hand, no idea what that idiots name is... 

GOOGLE SUCKS...HAS ANYONE THERE EVERY WRITTEN ANYTHING..ON A WORD PROCESSOR??

May 2024

On & Off Earth

Was it the hot and dry fall, the cool but very wet winter, or perhaps the little taste of snow that set the stage for the Lady Slipper explosion going on in my woods this spring? What ever variables combined, our local showy orchids have doubled or even tripled in number this year.  Even as many of my dogwoods were less than impressive with bloom this spring, the Lady Slippers have picked up the slack.

I just learned there are over 60 species of orchids in Virginia. Most are neither plentiful in their range or number and many are not as eye catching as the Lady Slippers. All seem to have a very local connection to the fungal world living just beneath the forest floor; they do not transplant well. I have only discovered one other species in my woods, the Large Twayblade, leaves similar to its Lady Slipper cousin but with tiny flowers on its bloom stalk; equally lovely but much less of a show off!

Other than the splash of pink from the Lady Slippers and wild Azaleas, also having a banner spring bloom, the forest theme is now green. I can pick out tree trunks close to the house but beyond that the eyes run into a wall of green, billions (trillions?) of leaves stretching out for the sun. Out of the forest the green theme continues to lawns, fields and gardens. The quick switch from cool to hot leads me to believe any frost danger is well past. Early tomatoes planters gaining the advantage this year.

Our tilted world really allows the sun to beam down in May, almost 14 hours on Mayday and over 14 1/2 hours by month’s end. Serious sun protection is required all month!! Mix in the extra light before sunrise and after sunset and May is not a good month for off-Earth sky observations. The Spring constellations don’t really sparkle or dazzle and there are no planets visible in the May evening sky, all either behind the sun or low in the eastern predawn sky. The Full Flower moon is on the 23rd. Our view of the sun changes from Aries to Taurus on May 15th.

With the eclipse news cycle well past, the new happening is the emergence of cicadas. We will not be trapped in the madness of their mating songs. The convergence of the 13 year variety and the 17 year variety, a first since Jefferson was president, will, like outbreaks of tornadoes, be a Great Plains thing. The local 17 year crew has several more years of life below ground before returning to share their ‘songs’ with us.

Pacific Ocean temperature watchers have noticed that El Niño, the pool of warm water sloshed up against South America is beginning to fade. An uptick in the Trade Winds, pushing that warmth westward, back across the Pacific, seems to be leading to a La Niña for the rest of 2024. For us, that likely means a hotter summer with more hurricanes. Out west, they may get a break from the constant barrage of storms. Earth changes rolling & roiling ever onward.

Sitting outside on a recent evening, I watched a bat work the sky above and behind my house, hard to follow as it darted about snagging bugs; thankful for every mosquito it snacked on, before that mosquito snacked on me. I wish the bats would eat some ticks! Perils aside, May beckons, get out and enjoy the warm side of Spring.

Today On Earth

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker..MT Greene so longs to suck his stubby..Pick her for VP..guarantee a big loss!!

Photo for this column..again

Hot Days Ahead, Plains Storm Dread!!

Seems the deniers living on the Plains

Need another spring reality 'xplain

Ain't no trees to slow weather down

Better have hiding spot underground

Toto & Dorothy were not quick enough

Same as ever, tornadoes scattered stuff

With all our excess CO2 trapping heat

Plains, above ground, you be meat!!

Sure they'll claim was jesus that saved

And, at Joe's policies they still raved

But, if ya voted for W or lyin' don

You're why the heat keeps comin' on

🌞

And, heat is what we got today

Yesterday's rain, long gone away

Forecast, hot, hotter & again, hot

So..in cities, likely mo' folks shot

'Such a nice boy, always a smile'

Then why he get lit w/ a bullet pile?

Reality: was an ass, talking smack

To fool w/ gun, result; attack

If ya can't read, write or discuss

Settle w/ gun, no fuss no muss

All know who did it, none will say

So, the violence won't go away

Still, always the parents fault

Unplanned kids, no killin' halt

For good parents, no police need

Bad; don't hang, just plant seed

Lotta cops in your neighborhood

Means, as parents, not so good!

But, on camera, what are we to do

Maybe a plan before you screw??

😲

What also is hanging round

Plate movements down underground

Lotta shakes off Puerto Rico

Also, off Java, a subduction show

Seeming like Hawai'i, lava on'a move

Iceland still got it in big rift groove

Eritrea w/ a reminder shake

At any time, big Red Sea break

CME's keep coming from the sun

Even auroras from a grazing one

Outside, pleasant w/o a chill

But, onward the heat will spill

Today On Earth

Tussock Moth Caterpillar

Nasty thing

Dead!!

OMG!! Actual Rain..But, Already Done!!

Hit & miss showers did hit here

Skies remain far from clear

But, rain appears just about done

Thinking..a'ways from any sun

Sunspots stirred auroras in high lats

More tonight, depends where you ats

Big quake (6.5) SE of Japan

Waaay deep, tsunami an also ran..

Out in the flyover land of denial

Warming Earth showing tornado style

Trashed buildings & flipped a train

But, to TDS*, they need slow explain

'All our burnt oil, coal & gas

Has turned Earth's air to temp cache'

So if you voted for the fat liar donnie

Get ready, Earth gonna kick you hiney

In fact it just did out in Nebraska

But, really is no reason to askya

Still don't believe Earth is warming

But, believe in heaven w/ angels swarming

Then easy to believe you bought the con

Pro'lly still think, was better w/ prez don

But, to repeat, the same pathetic song

On so many things you are sooo wrong

LIKE

Still need be fruitful & multiply

And, place for dead babies in the sky

Or that a mexican took your job

Or that you wouldn't suck donnies' knob

SO

Keep lying to yourself, tossing blame

Denying Earth's reality game

Cuz more heat, more tornadoes

Is the way Earth goes..

Today On Earth

Here's the proof

Sniffed out by a big dog

Bears do shit in the woods

Same as it ever was

*TDS -TrumpDickSucker

🔫🔫

Still be nice if someone..

Took out donnie & li'l vlady

Last Day Of Boreal Wedge..

The cool Canadian High pressure dome

Is finally making a farther east home

But, will send us cool air for one mo' day

While on the Plains, storms underway

Biggest quake today, only a 5.0

Solar wind..could be minor aurora show

Cirrus coming, but won't be wet

And, for the cool, this is about it

Next week gonna feel like summer

Just a hint of future's heat bummer

College ragheads protesting jews

Spewing out their own hateful views

Go home & fix your own country

Too bad you've cut every tree

Still having hordes of hungry kids

Prayers to allah, same as toilet skids

jehovah, jesus..also still a no show

But, the bombs continue to blow

3rd world trash in 1st world

And, on the protests swirled

Easy fix over in palestine hole

Turn in hamas to jew patrol

But, on they pray & hate

Maybe allah ain't all that great

Like fat lyin' piece of crap, donnie

Only chance if in jail he be

Why not ask slime on 'supreme court'

If prez has immunity should Joe resort

To making donnie disappear

Put sammy, clarence deep into fear

If prez got that total immunity thing

Joe should go on GOP clean out fling

Clear donnie don't think things thru

Cuz, w/ immunity, Joe's coming for you!!

Quick erase..

My Pillow on his face

Maybe the orange makeup would stain

Have to hope there'd be pain

Me...still hope donnie has a stroke

Not much different than current joke

Today On Earth

The King of Quail

Is back on patrol!!

what a good boy!!

Even Sunspots Forming Gangs..

Group of young sunspot thugs

Solar flares are their drugs

Blasting energy out Earth's way

Gonna make a weekend play

No big quakes, just local concern

Usual volcanoes (23) lava burn

Canadian air has us in the cool

Back in court, our national fool

Next week, it's storms & heat

Summer coming, may not be sweet

Show on future, concern empathy

It's waaay less people we need to see

Stupid questions, answers worse

Earth has got the human curse

Sadly, I fear, we'll soon be gone

No worries, evolution will roll on

With or without us

Ain't no fuss...

Today On Earth

Bridge repair, slightly askew

Least...ya won't fall thru

donnie Naps & Farts, Joe Hammers Him!!

Prez Joe's on the humor campaign trail

Lyin' donnie naps & prepares for jail

Hearing the truth is wearing donnie out

So he naps & has another gassy bout

Earth takes lil break from quake action

Still shakes, no big subduction reaction

Sun remains spotty, but average wind

Unlikely to do much ionosphere bend

Showers are forecast, seeming unlikely

But, still storms likely make folks flee

College kids protest for Palestine

Seems overbreeding killers are fine

Not that jews are much better

Both destroyed an Earth that was wetter

Trash your home then invade elsewhere

Their hateful gods offer no cheer

In fact, their gods..seem pieces of crap

More lies leading into the stupid trap

Just men looking for power & control

Pretend in family have a big role

Being a sperm donor ain't much work

Give women a break, give yourself a jerk

Hey donnie, where's that wife you bought

Melonious ain't giving him a thought

Maybe that's not really here name

Another Euro whore, all the same

His 2nd, 'merican low rent trash

Showed more of his real class

Oh he's got class, just really low

Pretentious is his only show

TDS* all wanna be just like him

Eat, abuse, lie, avoid the gym

Those posers make jesus so proud

Dare to actually say his name outloud

Hard to believe any god rules

IF

donnie not struck selling bibles to fools

Hurricane season, another early start?

Same odds as..is donnie gonna fart

Northern waters at normal June temps

Soon storms be hammering us wimps

Human asskicking to continue...

Today On Earth

Not the best shot

Rose Breasted Grosbeak

Zoom to see Mr. Spectacular

*TDS -TrumpDickSucker

You sap...

TrumpVirus..Asshole The New Norm..

donnie made being an asshole OK

TDS* now rude & nasty every day

Go into a hospital w/ your gun

But, no consequences, not a one

Course, most are thin skinned pigs

Can't handle any come-back digs

Is it cuz their brain is numb

Or like donnie, they're just dumb

But, what don't lie, that's the Earth

Mo' warming & shakes, for what it's worth

Or that..Amazon data center is good

Or think solar panels better than wood

Oh, solar is great on a roof

Replacing trees, millennia of proof

Deforestation is always bad

Middle east, trees they once had

Now only got desert & war

But for rich jews, it's a 'score'!

But, ARab trees, they're gone, too

So..kill & steal is all they do

Taiwan again got big quakes

On the island shakes & shakes

Ghina got flooding, it's deserved

No trees or soil's been preserved

And, burning up that Aussie coal

In a termite society, how they roll

'Cept it's a king not a queen

Women remain quiet & unseen

Sad..8 billion many w/o a clue

Waiting to steal from me & you

Course, we stole their resources first

Hard to argue, we ain't the worst

Euro's are warming, Atlantic, too

Coming quick, human royal screw

Synced solar blast may graze us

For now, auroras, no grid fuss

Full Pink moon is today

Onto beaches spring tides will play

We'll deny it's the new reality

Even though it is plain to see

Like.. that donnie is slimy con man

About to lie on the stand

Then he'll whine, deny & proclaim

That for nothing he is to blame

And, every TDS* is the same

Playing the poser for jesus game

Better hope they ain't right

They claim hell is quite the fright

And, they all deserve it...

Today On Earth

This tree..like a TDS*

rotten to the core

lil breeze, down it came

don't really take much to shut evil down

But, ya gotta stand up to it!

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

54th Earth Day...In Name Only..:(

While big biz is hypin' & braggin'

Round the world feet are draggin'

As we burn the oil, coal & gas

Thinking Earth'll give us a pass

Be best to rethink that one..

Lest we go from 8 billion to none

Earth was crowded 54 years ago

Now, damn sure no place to go

Asia remains world enema spot

But, entire planet is waaay too hot

Waaay too crowded, waaay too dumb

Religious lies have world brain numb

Ain't no god swooping in w/ aid

Still con men leaders, gotta get paid

Steal from the poor, like casinos do

Pay for empty prayers, nothing new

Earth with other ideas & shakes

Off Taiwan, lotta earthquakes

Less it's Ghina w/ invasion plans

Stealing is what Xi demands

Will help get to Ukraine on time?

Beat back li'l vlady's prison slime

But, isn't everyone a prisoner there

In Ruskie, truth you can't declare

Be great to see donnie on the stand

He can only lie, contempt reprimand

Lock his fat lying ass in jail

Still half of congress'd kiss his tail

But, maybe giving that a re-think

W/ democracy on the brink..

At least a few grew a spine

Not happening w/ local slime

Board is on knees sucking Amazon

Store data til all the food is gone

Sun been missing us w/ blasts

Just how long will misses last??

That sun is back to shining here

Air is cool but skies are clear

Ticks & bears focus me on every walk

Got a big dog..ever on the stalk

Time to get out

Where everyday is Earth Day!!

Like today..

Meet young

Pawth of Totality

Cool & Gloom.. Rain? Not Yet..

Ya want it warm, now tis Spring

But, quite often, here's the thing

Earth is fickle, unpredictable

We're still getting northern pull

Rain seems mostly south of here

But, skies sure ain't clear

Comet reports, you got no chance

W/ both sun & moon to enhance

And, it was already way too low

To give our eyes much of a show

Iceland w/ today's biggest shake

From lava flows, still no break

Sun remains quite spotty still

But no flare seem poised to spill

Our way

Today

House finally approved Ukraine aid

Ranting crazies (MTG)...got played

Minor win for democracy

donnie..new lies & spin we'll see

Somehow he'll claim

That he was not to blame

But, if his lips are on the fly

You know he's telling a lie

Liar back tomorrow, Stormy trial

All grow tired of his denial

Delay, lie, delay, appeal

His whole world is a steal

Few drops beginning to fall

Still, no hint of a squall..

Today On Earth

Wild azaleas or spreading

and blooming

Gorgeous

More Gloom... Denon Still Sucks..

You'd think at least it would get radio

Again, Denon receiver is a no show

Won't sync w/ my phone either

Play TV sound, again a deceiver

Help, they have offered none

RVA's Audio Exchange, lies everyone

$600 bucks & I've really got zip

Would've been better w/ Best Buy trip

💸💸💸

Gloom & cool remains the scene

Of pollen, air so not clean

Solar blasts headed our way

Minor auroras may dance & play

Too much light now in Lapland

Texass quakes, cuz oil we demand

Otherwise, no big shakes

Hope afternoon brings cloud breaks

Rain, looks like we will get none

But, RVA.. perfect day for a run

Ticks.. yea..they really do suck

Today, already 3 I've had to pluck

At least dog has pill

That does the kill

I'd do trial for human pill

Better than the Lyme chill..

Today On Earth

RIP

Dickie Betts

🎸

Made that guitar sing..southern style

Dog checking out bear diggings

They are out & about

Mikey Johnson grew a pair

Would you want your kid in military w/ donnie the douche as commander in chief?

Told leather face MT Greene

Your power is gone...!!

Way to late...Ukraine get help

Kick lil vlady's ass!!!

And, Back In The Cool.. Bears..

North of front, into cool zone again

Clouds & gloom have re-moved in

Bear is back, neighbors feeders down

Even checked mail box, gettin' around

Not metal box out at the street

Plastic drop box..looking for a treat

Only found shoes, and didn't eat

Bird feeders.. they're pretty beat

Sun spotty, looking like got measles

Jury's chosen in trial of lying weasel

Few quakes around, only into low 5's

Locals nervous but all will survive

In US, San Andreas & Texass frackin'

SW Ghina, landslides maybe crackin'

Comet getting close to the sun

Near Jupiter, both low, a hard to see one

When will it rain? will we get much?

Likely, only a very light touch

GOP congress, still head up their ass

If aid gets a vote, will easily pass

But, skanky bitch w/ leather face

Queen/Greene w/ democracy erase

Like all of GOP, it's all about her

Lyin' poser for jesus, that's for sure

Got her a gun, thinks she's so bad

Worn face says all, really just sad

Pale green fading, woods getting lush

Time to get up, off my tush..

Today On Earth

Squirrel proof maybe

Bear proof..NOT!!

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

TDS* is mine, donnie..

donnie Trying To Steal TDS* From Me!! But, He Got It Wrong!!

TDS* means Trump Dick Sucker

You believe him.. are an outta lucker

He used TDS* in a recent lying rant

Get it right or use it, you can't!!

Do I have to sue his lying ass, too

Use my term wrong, I'll screw you!!

LOFL!!

Volcanoes are blasting, quakes shaking

Forecast this summer, we're all baking

Every year, hotter than the last

CO2 higher than 800K in the past

Still we deny, show off stupidity

As more Ukrainian have to flee

Thanks mikey johnson for not a thing

GOP bitch slapped on impeachy fling

Wanted to bitch & whine & blame

Chuck said, ain't playing that game

Took a vote, it is done

RVA more punks w/ a gun

Parents..keep 'em in

Now that's funny

Today On Earth

3rd round of indoor jalepeños

Reality In Flyover Denial Land

Like their 'leader', living in denial

donnie & Plains again put on trial

Warming fueled storms tore up Plains

Voted for donnie then stop complains

This on you, living in made up world

As on the wind & reality swirled

Expect more, soon to come

Relying of prayer, just seems dumb

Likely too late to stop our oil glut

Big truck, li'l dick, you're an oil slut

More storms coming, somewhere, today

Give Earth the juice, gonna play

And, we have made things extra hot

Gave air, land & sea, a steroid shot

Minor quakes, no big concerns

Sun, small spots, on it burns

We're on the cool side of a front

A one day hot weather punt

Be back tomorrow, it is spring

Temps'll do the roller coaster thing

Religious wackos in the middle east

Praying & bombing to death beast

Don't care if they live or die

Post-dead rewards in the 'sky'??

Seems the worst gambling addiction

Ignore science, pick superstition

A little greener outside...

Today On Earth

It's Lady Slipper time..

Happily In The Doughnut Hole...

The storms slid by, just barely missed

Sky it crackled & it hissed

Few drops then another brief deluge

Big dog & I, just into our refuge

But, we missed the big rain & hail

As in the midlands, new storm does sail

Lyin' donnie in court, he fell asleep

Whines 'misjustice' but he's in deep

Well, not in deep, so Stormy did say

Basically raped her, then had to pay

Hid the truth, pre-election

'Bout his stubby li'l erection

All while 'ho wife nursing his kid

Now in w/ posers for jesus he has slid

Nothing in commandants 'bout hypocrisy

So, lots more we're all gonna see

Using abortion as population cover

From 8 billion..we'll not soon recover

Asia remains world enema site

Over 4 billion, that is a real fright

Now they want to all migrate

Bringing all their lies & hate

Religious hordes all on the roam

Cuz they've all ruined home

Now bring overbreeding on the road

Earth got rules, can't overload

RVA punks killing everyone..

Cuz it's easy to get a gun

Now a curfew, parents enforce..?

It's the 'parents' that made it worse

If they kept their feral kids at home

Wouldn't be under a killing dome

Guns don't save, they only kill

To NRA nuts, that such a thrill

But, cops at schools run & hide

Stop a shooter, naa, stay outside

VT w/ an ugly anniversary today

Cuz campus cops, stayed away

If guns make it so safe in the USA

Why another 100+ gonna die today

⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰⚰

🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫🔫

5.9 quake off S. Japan

Sun getting all flare-y again

Storms kinda unlikely here

Still, skies ain't quite clear

Gonna rage somewhere today

Wonder what those denier'll say

'oh thank the lord we were saved'

Too bad boy donnie misbehaved

Otherwise wouldn't be sleep in court

Could be at gaudy low class resort

Stuffing his face, cheating at golf

Bragging 'bout how he got off

Seems unlikely, justice will prevail

Throw his fat traitor ass in jail

Today On Earth

Earth blooms on

Wild Iris & a Bluet

Go Scottie!! Green & Heat Expand

Seems like we've kinda skipped spring

Movin' quickly to the summer thing

Midwest, land of TDS* denial

Will receive another wild warming trial

Speaking of trials, donnie back in court

So many felonies, so hard to sort

Middle East, I-Ran missiles, shot down

allah's help, none, on pray the clowns

jehovah ain't answering any prayers either

Maybe both sides should take a breather

We all know religious hate will continue

Mosque, synagog; same lame poser venue

Church or cathedral, just another excuse

For men to heap on the sexist abuse

bible or koran, by men for men

To control and abuse women

🌎

Big ole shake-6.5- off PNG

But, seems no wave they'll see

Nor will any auroras appear

Solar blasts w/an  Earth steer clear

Time to get into warm & green

It's a rapidly changing scene

Will wild weather be seen..here?

Boston marathon, heat the fear

🏌

Congrats to Scottie for Masters #2

Tiger, dead last, whore monger's thru

Today On Earth

Lady Slipper time!!

The Chill Is Gone...

Lots of sun & much less wind

Temps w/ an big upward trend

80's forecast for the week

Earth fading fast for the meek

Down in GA, Tiger sure sucked

Shots flew wild, fans...ducked

Shoulda kept his lame ass at home

Driving lessons, new 'ho on da phone

Just saw my first hummer

There's a sign, we're into summer

Coastlines taking quite the hit

TDS* deny seas rising quite a bit

donnie back in court this week

Lock him up, justice we all seek

Heard & saw trees crashing down

And, yes, they do make a sound

Green is coming on & quick

Few small quakes, faults unstick

Solar blast with a glancing blow

Only minor chance of aurora glow

SpaceX continues sky pollution

Satellite hordes not future solution

Ryan Reynolds on SNL last night

Total laugh out loud delight

Time to get a dog out in the sun

Then off, return to pickle fun

Today On Earth

Lot of trees didn't make it thru

Big wind

Asshole Kikes & Ragheads 

Go to war

Religious wack jobs

what idiots

*TDS - TrumpDickSuckers

Million bought the con

But were already hateful

&

Posers for jesus