Seeeya January.. Hawai'i & P.R. Shaky...

Pretty typical day to end January

Cool & cloudy, ya know, li'l dreary

But, I wanna know what's going on

W/ all this li'l quakes hummin' along

Over 2 dozen off Puerto Rico today

On Big Island, guessing lava's at play

Is that what's going on off Puerto Rico?

Just sent email to someone in the know..

Sun still blasting away, near miss here?

Maybe auroras up north, if skies clear

Outside, pale sun trying to burn thru

Clipper miss us, the rain, we'll eschew

Could use some drying w/ drought busted

But, it's a wild planet, not to be trusted..

Well..that really is not true

We know all to well what it's gonna do

And, still we ignore Earth's reality

As mo' trees fall everywhere we see

So the deserts grow, populations, too

As do wars, seeming never to be thru

But, if war's what drives our economies

More guns & bombs, is what we sees

Pretty sad...

Today On Earth

Paths beckon..

Pretty Average...Late January..

Right on average this winter's day

W/ a li'l clipper coming our way

As is usual, WVa'll get the snow

Here, what's left, few rain drops'll show

W. Ghina w/ another big quake

NE of Puerto Rico, not sure what to make

Another swarm on the sea floor

Magma moving? Opening new island door?

No idea just throwing out a SWAG

(Scientific Wild Ass Guess..)

Would new island be a local drag?

Can ya say drag? or gay? or retard?

Down in Floriduuh, ronnie makes it hard

And, why so many kids feeling so bad

"my phone, they said, it made me sad"

'Mommy said I can be anything I want'

Wanna have friends but at school, they taunt

Maybe mommy's a loser & ya got no dad

'Was mommy a 'ho, dad a sperm donor cad?'

Seems to be more & more the case

And, no consequence to do bad parent erase

Consequence work, I've seen it is true

Set up rules & then follow thru

We said "no phones", see it, it's gone

2nd offense, for return, parents come along

All this idiots, mo' safe w/ a gun

How about, if just for fun

Use gun in a crime, we kill you

Threaten another, it seems what you're due

BUT...NOOOOO

Got studies & programs to address the issue

Might as well clean oil spill w/ a tissue

Worst 'no consequence' that we all see

Lyin' traitor donnie, still walking free

To his wives & 'ho's just a stubby li'l dick

To sycophant TDS*, a con man, so slick

🌞

Sun just fired big blast Earth's way

Messed w/ polar comms for a day

Waning gibbous moon rising late

🌖

Or catch it in morning, if ya can't wait

That's it, done, my rant for the day

Time to walk a dog & some pickle play

Today

On Earth

Enjoy

Well... if it isn't 

donnie & ronnie showing off

*TDS -TrumpDickSucker

You been played..bad

But, you were nasty to begin with

Cuz your parents were racist slime!!

February.. On & Off Earth.. Li'l Late..

Lots of quakes NE of Puerto Rico

Weather..not much to show..

February 2024 - On & Off Earth

To meteorologists, February is the last month of winter. To a celebrity rodent in PA, clear or cloudy skies on the 2nd seem to be the determining factor in winter’s end date. The ever increasing level of heat trapping gasses in our atmosphere coupled with two more minutes of sunlight every day this month will play a large role in the shift from winter to spring. The March equinox will truly be spring but February is likely to be a roller coaster ride as the cold northern air and southern breezes battle it out.

There are subtle genetic differences in every population of creatures on the planet as to when they awaken, ready for the spring breeding season. With winters shrinking, on both ends, those springing to life a little earlier are finding advantages. The early bloomers will be evident later this month; flowers already on display, taking their chances the big cold is done. If you hear honking outside, it may be a wedge of geese heading back north.

I sometimes need a reminder when writing this column, that most people reading it don’t live in the woods and are not really comfortable wandering about in the twilight or moonlight like I do most winter evenings. If you want to push the daylight, Be Careful! I try and never forget that my roaming about in the near dark is a little dangerous, that the consequences of any mistake could be dire, I can’t mess up, but I know my trails well, my abilities fairly well and the enjoyment of watching the sun’s colors fade and the moonlight take over are worth the risks involved. I also know there are no spider webs or snakes to worry about and bears will remained denned up as long as the cold holds.

Last month’s ten days of good waxing moonlight had the added bonus of a Virginia snow to brighten the walks (a Virginia snow: less than 5”, more a delight than a pain). I’d forgotten, with no snow last year and the nightmare snow the year before, all the joys of a little snow. The stark contrast of the snow to the trees opened up the views deep through the forest. My trails also stood out, warmed by the pre-snow sun, that snow melted quickly but the cold air allowed snow to linger on the insulating leaves. Add in a bright moon, I was out every night.

The bonus moon walking time in February will run from Valentine’s Day until the Full Snow moon on the 24th. Our last Va. snow was February, 2021, we’ll have to see if the Snow moon lives up to its name. If you are out for a Valentine’s Day meal it will be hard to miss the crescent moon with bright Jupiter high up in the southern sky. The moon will be below the king of the planets the next night.

Early risers on Washington’s birthday (22nd) will see Mars very near the Morning Star, Venus. Venus is pulling away from Earth and sinking lower while Earth is catching up to Mars. The red planet slowly rising, gradually drifting westward across the ecliptic all of 2024. Our orbit shifts the constellation behind the sun from Capricorn into Aquarius on the 17th.

The yellow blooms of jonquils and forsythia are going to pop in February. Daylight and warm spells will last a little longer and we get a bonus day this month. But, my favorite sign of spring is the ‘peeping’ of little tree frogs in a nearby water puddle. Our fall drought is a thing of the past and all that water has set the stage for the frogs to sing. Get out for a listen.

Late..but Today On Earth

Just look at that li'l trump dick mushroom..so small..like dick, like brain..

Rain Done? Clouds.. Not

1 1/2" of rain fell overnight

No rain now or no sun in sight

Back to feeling like late January

Cool & damp, you know kinda dreary

Usual quakes on Aussie/Pacific boundary

And, again, high in Andes, rocks set free

W. Brazil w/ a mag. 6.5 quake, that's big

Machu Picchu doing the rock shake jig

Sun has calmed but remains in the spots

Just, toward Earth, there are no shots

In 'merica, our shots from a gun

Surrounded yesterday, TDS'* 'fun'

AND

If they fix the border, on what'll donnie run

Same as always, a platform, none

Just lies & blame, denial & hate

Cuz that's gonna make 'merica great

Course his supporters too stupid to ask

Just what would be his first task..??

Economy is strong, gas prices..low

Lots of jobs, inflation beginning to slow

But, that was just corporate greed

and, donnie freed up that seed

Don't make them pay taxes & drill on

Till debt is huge, oil & water gone

We are almost there, beginning to tip

As closer to WWIII jews help us slip

A little rain, not very often

It's a deluge, floating cajun coffins

Big dog Breyer, stuck in briar patch

Sniffed out deer leg, onto it did latch

Then couldn't get out of mess he was in

I got the irony, shook my head, but a grin

Trying to keep Breyer out of briars

Today On Earth

Slinkin' away w/ his bone

Never did get a pic of it

In his mouth..

Hidden now..

TDS-TrumpDickSuckers

'If I got a gun...why do I need to talk?'

Or think..??

Mo' Rain On The Way..

A last morning of solar heat gain

But, clouds, warning, pending rain

Bringing flooding to south, in north ice

Jamming rivers, big flooding..nice..!!

Guatemala w/ a big quake today

So...mo' overbreeders headed our way:(

Course, we made the mess, craving drugs

Got supplying countries run by thugs

(and we supplied them w/ the guns)

Cuz..human consequence, we got none

Earth's got rules, breaking'll not be fun

But, we've already broken most

Cut trees & set temps to roast

Mo-rons having kids they can't care for

Livable countries trying to shut-da-door

More razor wire, a few catapults

Fling 'em back,, there'd be quick results

Cali gearing up for mo' rain

Turkey & Ghina, also got quake pain

Judge told donnie, shut up & pay big

Course, he'll do deny & appeal jig

What he needs (we all need) big ole stroke

Or on fried chicken, maybe to choke

This is so far from any kind of joke..

Donnie dies, rest of humanity w/ a chance

Today On Earth...let's hope!!

Thanks

Jeff Dai

Iceland shot of twiting aurora

Sweeeeet!!

Damn..It's HOT Out There..

After starting the week in a deep freeze

Go for shorts & T's if ya please..

Yes, it's going to get colder again

But, I'm good w/ Jan. clothing being thin

The bugs are out & on the swarm

Don't take long when it gets warm

Solar blasts have passed Earth by

But, flooding..making many cry

Louisiana, already below sea level

Happens when praying to oil devil

Cali got too much water now

Juneau, snow/avalanches, holy cow

Still fools thing jesus & allah care

Pray on..like they're really there

If all that prayer just won't work

god..either not real or quite the jerk

Earthquakes, Ghina & now Djibouti

PNG, Japan, Chilé, subduction duty

Djibouti, actually, African rift

Causing that continent, apart to shift

Moon will be bright tonight, if seen

Before late Saturday clouds on the scene

Time to get out w/ the bugs

Today On Earth

A mixed message

Stay out & let's party

So..me..

Balmy...And, Irony Impaired..

donnie the douche shows how stupid he is

And, why he's really so bad at biz..

(6 bankruptcies is not good at biz.)

And, irony, he sure does not get

But, again, shows he's dumb as shit

Made fun of Nikki for acting like she won

Like..for 3 years.. just what's he's done

Cuz Joe kicked his ass in '20, will in '24

Cuz stupid donnie, we gonna see lots more

😵

Weather today, feeling like it's Spring

In denial dixie, mo' of the flooding thing

Cajun greed made their below sea mess

Too bad they still don't see or confess

Mo-rons still denying climate change

As their world..gets daily rearrange

US runoff pollution in rivers & streams

Mostly excess fertilizer it seems

Or animal waste, flushed drugs, too

As usual, big biz..denies that it's true

Ghina's aftershocks continue to shake

Turkey just got waves from a rock break

16 volcanoes on the list this week

Likely more but none going all freak

Solar blasts but no real concerns

Wolf moon, tonight brightly burns

Here, it'll just lighten the clouds

Enjoy the warm..

Today On Earth

Hanging chair

CLOSED

For moss repair

Ruskies crashed prisoner exchange plane

Li'l vlady, that punk bitch insane..

still, not a stupid as donnie...

Warmer..Not Really Nicer..

While the air is not really cold

Onward, thick clouds have rolled

Kinda gloomy w/ occasional mist

Solar heating..damn sure missed

Car inspection, needed new brakes

Hey, whatever it takes..

Hate to think what dealer would charge

But, local quality, w/ bill not too large

Got a large brown dog barking outside

Warning all comers, they should hide

Round Earth, rogue waves & aftershocks

N. Hampshire GOP.. most w/ mental blocks

Solar blasts headed Earth's way

Full Wolf moon 24 hours away

Around the Ring, lots of subduction

Pacific plate in for a reduction

Snow is gone, frozen ground.. on melt

A blow to cool contrast has been dealt

Alas, we are back to lots of brown

Time for big dog to sniff his town..

Today On Earth

Last ice & snow

for now???

BIG Quake, BIG Rain, BIG Floods: Earth

Along Indo-Asian plate boundary

BIG!! mag. 7.0 quake, no time to flee

It's a place in Ghina where few reside

But, they'll be doing the landslide hide

SoCal gettin' rain & of course, floods

Drought then deluge, dust then mud

Dixie heading back to flooding scene

Here, still more white than green

About to change, wet spell ahead

Least here, no ice for the big skid

But, lots of mo-ron truckers sliding

Tough today..ain't no video hiding

All gets posted, full display

TDS*, stupid at play

donnie more addled by the day

Makes no sense, in no way

He was never smart, but now..sad

Is it from the mini-stokes he's had??

Poor, sad ronnie ran for awhile

Had no platform, had no smile

😦

Simultaneous blasts off the sun

On Earth, short wave radio, none..

Least there were blackout about

Coming auroras, there's little doubt

Moon's getting close to Full

Coastlines w/ mo' tidal pull

The future is here.. now

And, we don't get it..wow

Today On Earth

Also, no doubt

Why my weight is up

Yummmy meals like this

'Brunches'

*TDS- TrumpDickSucker

Praying to their real god

Loseronius!!

Fun pet stuff..

doggiestyle.co

Wide Right...:(

2 most dreaded words in Buffalo

And, no, it's not... 'more snow'

It's a missed field goal to end the year

It's the Wide Right kick they fear

Allen didn't take check down pass

No TD as they ran outta gas

Then wind took the kick 'Wide Right'

It was truly a heartbreaking sight

Not as bad locally as Merapi eruption

Causing local Indonesian disruption

Another case..too many people there

Prayers to allah falling on deaf ear

S. America is today's shake winner

Pope..likely say cuz.. they all a sinner

Again, too many people jammed in close

Just seeing the photo..gotta say..gross

Monster sunspot has turned our way

Seems to be doubling every day

Filament blast already headed to Earth

Likely, to auroras, will give birth

Hoping we are in last day of cold

Warm & rain coming, we are told

Cali & dixie looking to flood, again

It's Monday, planet for the win

Today On Earth

Somebody's having a birthday!!

Hitting Route 66

Float On, sis..

Still The Chill..

The massive pile of polar air

Is close to driftin' outta here

But, for now, it's bone dry & cold

W/ lingering snow, that's gettin' old

Warm is coming, then back to rain

AND

Blasts off the sun again

Another day, auroras'll shine

Massive quake in Andes of Peru

(Actually..in W. Brazil..)

Marianas & Indian Ocean, too

Issue here..remains the cold

Today On Earth

Lovely weather for tree climbing..

CRAAAAAZY!!!

Cold Rolls..

Called for wind is yet to blow

Temps, still hanging low

Near Denali, good shake today

Oily W. Texass still frackin' sway

Sun still covered in spots

Toward Earth, none taking shots

Mariana trench just had mag. 6.1

Doubt that will effect anyone..

Iran & Jews, still stirring middle east

Li'l vlady, russkies still a beast

NOT

Just another poser like buddy don

Can't CIA make these asswipes gone?

If it's OK for prez to break the law

Then, Joe, kill donnie..eeeiihaaaa

RPS looking for someone to blame

W/O consequences..it will remain

Thug city!!

Remember this li'l ditty

W/ good parenting..

No need for police...

Today On Earth

Ho Lady??

A New Dusting.. Mo' Stupid Revealed

We know.. 70 million stupid out there

Think, about them, donnie has a care

HE DOESN'T, self-centered pig..

Every day, a new lying jig

But, if you want stupid to show

Down in dixie, just add snow

Racing & passing a snow plow??

Same people out trying to tip a cow??

Listen to the fox, stare at their phone

Big truck, thinkin' bad to the bone

Wavin' their guns & rebel flag

Dressin' their fat wife in floral bag

Hear them speak, make no sense

Every thought in the present tense

Looking forward to looking back

Hard to think..not all on crack..

Maybe they are..

Quakes: Greece, Turkey, Afghanistan

Even bigger, South American

Colombia got 5.6 shake today

Vanuatu & Tonga, usual subduction play

Sun still spotty, no blasts coming

Today, mostly weather got folks bumming

Really cold weekend ahead

Means..mo' in Tenn..be dead

Would have voted for donnie..

Good by me..

Today On Earth

glad we weren't here

when gravity had its way

BIG upper branches

Way to kick reality down the road..

congress..

least they didn't shut government down..

yet..

Li'l Less Cold

 Clouds stopping my solar heat

Another dusting coming, sweet

Iceland got lava on the move

Bummer, worker fell into a groove

He dead

'Nough said

Jupiter & 1/4 moon, O so nice

This one cold spell will suffice

For me..

Today On Earth

Craaaazy sunset colors

Part of 360° glow

There Was A Crime Here...

Lots revealed in snowy tracks..

But, still don't tell all the facts

Brown red stains, big distrubance

My guess, they weren't doin' a dance

Something got caught, likely eaten

For one..not a good first meetin'

Then the sunset, pink for 360 degrees

Easy to see thru leafless trees

Throw in the moon, a gorgeous scene

Tonight w/ Jupiter, should be seen..

Bundle up, the cold is here

Air is bone dry, so sky is very clear

Sun remains quite spotty but no fear

Most are stable, no CME's headed here

Puerto Rico is shaky.. again

Philippine plate..rock stretched thin

But, word today is COLD

Add the wind, Earth reminder, it's old

And ain't going no where

But, changes..let's be aware

Today On Earth

Crime scene close up

It covered 6-8 feet

Of rumble...

Welcome to Winter

It's butt cold, we're covered in snow

It's January, that's how it can go

Few quakes, usual spots.. & Greece

Plate boundary pressure release

Iowa proves TDS*'ll still kneel & suck

Rest of us know, he wins, US out of luck

In fact, his win would be end of livability

Just fascist w/ guns every where you see

And, we all know GUNS ONLY KILL

You can put they save lives on a pin

But it won't stop bullet entering in

And, killing someone..like a 100+ today

Welcome to stupidity in the USA

At least sun won't kill grid today

Lot of spots but all in a stable way

Stay safe, it's nasty out there

Today On Earth

Snow & football reflection

Good news..PA teams are gone!!

*TDS -TrumpDickSuckers

Mo-rons

Hateful Posers for Jesus

Posers for Jehovah & Allah

Remain at war..

Peaceful & loving gods, my ass

Don't Feel Like Global Warming.. But It Is!!

While the TDS* middle freezes, bad

TDS* mo-ron'll say, warming! we been had

'This ain't no warming, it's cold as shit'

But, as usual, basic science they don't get

W/ extra heat, melted lots of arctic ice

So jet streams..it seems, are less precise

Dip & wander then linger for awhile

Let's arctic air drift & stall, w/ style

Live in N.F. Dakota, deserve 40 below

Iowans, get out & feel the wind blow

Cuz if you supported donnie, it's on you

Bet, you think idiot W. also had a clue

Where we'd be if Floriduuh could count

W/ Gore..less fossil fuel, no stupid wars

But, least fat cats filled their money drawers

Skyscrapers in US cities sitting empty

TrumpVirus set 'merican workers free

No commute, no office to go to

What will those real estate pigs do

Bail, of course, let rest of us pay

or, refurbish...

Give over-breeders a place to stay?

They continue to attack

And, we won't catapult them back..

😱

Putin's still bombin' hell out of Ukraine

In their 'promised land' jews still insane

Our 'book' says our 'god' gave it to us

Old stupid superstitions, why the fuss??

Death worshippers killing worldwide

If into science & reality, no place to hide

Still the planet does not care at all

Today's big shake, near Lake Baykal

Well, in W. Texass, too

Frackers deny it's true..

(Will they deny 'Boys suck..??)

How many TDS* will die today

Frozen on the way to have caucus say

Let's hope it's more than a few

Cruel, but they'd wish the same for you

Posers for jesus, full of rage & hate

For the 'rapture' just can't wait..

Solar blast at Venus & Mercury

Lovely crescent moon.. we won't see

Cuz it could be snowing

❄❅❆❆❅❄

Good chance, wind'll be blowing

Today On Earth

Evidence..nothing lives forever

But, this buck..pretty old

Wild dog w/ a good nose

Deep in the forest...

*TDS -TrumpDickSucker

Out in Iowa today

Showing off stupidity

1. live in Iowa

2. caucus for donnie

3. think they & donnie are smart

4. anything on fox..is true

5. irony impaired...

Still Outta The Arctic Blast Zone..

While the warmth of yesterday

Is long gone..on its way

The deep freeze on the Plains

Has not brought us the frigid pains

Sun is shining, solar heating to high

Large brown dog is feelin' spry

Did 2 big walks & wanders yesterday

Nose found deer carcass hidden away

Even came w/ me to the hanging chair

But, kinda cold & breezy to linger there

Watched some football but a blow-out

Flacco is done..interceptions all-about

⚽

Manchester City is waaay happy today

Kevin DeBruyne is back at play

Just as casual as could be

Took the score from 1 to 3

First, a long 'pass' into side of net

Then assist w/ touch only he can get

Turned a loss into a win

It's so amazing to see him again!!

⚽

5.2, biggest quake, Chilean Andes

And, no issues w/ the solar breeze

Crescent Moon was stunning last night

W/ Earth-shine, below Saturn, what a sight

A little bigger tonight, if skies are clear

Tuesday's forecast, will snow appear

My guess is no, maybe some flakes

But, much of country, getting no breaks

El Niño, world warming, mo' fun ahead

Sure be better..if donnie were dead!!

😂😂😂

Ya gotta have dreams..

Today On Earth

Trump Mushrooms are poppin'

Look at those li'l dicks

Clinging To The Last Warm Air..

Along the east coast, the last warm air

By evening, it'll be outta here

Rain quickly came & went

Dropped 1/2" & it was spent

North got snow, out west it's cold

It's the new Earth, it's running bold

Will caucus goers go out for trump?

Death by freezing to support a lump?

DeSatan looks frozen anytime he stands

Keeps screaming anti-woke demands

I'm sure his hate makes jesus so proud

Hard to believe what some say out loud

Quick to judge, even quicker to blame

Their bible & mine..are not the same

In addition to cold, OK got big shakes

Want the oil, rocks getting the breaks

Sun, a dozen spots & filaments, too

Headed our way, could be a few

Nothing too big is coming, yet

Maybe few auroras we'll get

Could be tiny crescent in the west

Wait a couple of days, for the best

Jupiter still rules evening sky

6 days til moon slides by..

Today On Earth

Indoor Jalepeño Growers, Ltd.

They love the window..

Mo' Change A'Comin'!!

Sunny early but no longer clear

Southern breeze, new storm is near

Thunder snow up to the north

In Dixie, tornado shows a trailer's worth

Quake in Mediterranean & Alaska, too

Report says, no tsunamis are due

Could be big solar wind coming our way

But, just enough to make auroras play

Seems a new reminder, every 3 days

Abuse the planet, we all pays

Can be like donnie, blame & deny

Or give reality.. a real try

Naaaaaaaaw!!

We're so smart, we'll fix it..soon

Or the rich'll go to the moon

That would be ok w/ me..

(too bad donnie ain't rich..)

Today On Earth

Quite the swirl

Quite the burl!!

Inside is lined w/ fungi

Squishy...

New Moon - 3 Moonths To Eclipse!!

Today's New Moon is a 3 moon warning

April 8th - Eclipse Day'll soon be dawning

Today, however, Moon & sun, not aligned

But, don't let your eclipse plans get behind

Cold & frosty but gonna get warm

Before we get hit by another storm

Tuesday's forecast..they're saying snow

A ways off, do they really know??

Our side of sun, remains rather quiet

About to spin our way, sunspot riot

Here, trail clearing, cuttin' the log

To make easier walking for a dog

Up in DeeCee, shutdown coming

Won't do their job, it's mind numbing

GOP bitchs about the border

But, ANY plan to stop the disorder

Build a wall, but they couldn't do that

Lot of gas from their man, donnie the fat

Lock him up or blow him away

Either would help I gotta say

Big ole quake in Afghanistan

Pray to allah, but he ain't the man

Now, likely be beggin' for help

Taliban reviews..suck on yelp

Wrap their heads in a rag

Make their women dress in a bag

Lotta praying but does no good

Maybe hook up w/ those in KKK hood

Both living in same world of hate

Claiming their puny gods so great

But, no gods got any help coming

Just keep their brains a'dumbing

Pathetic...Earth don't care..

Today On Earth

Two monster - dead - oaks

Cleared..