Let's Play The GOP Blame Game!!

GOP, no way on any FEMA funder

Now bitchin', responses way under

Lahaina's bonus..it's hard to get to

But, trouble comes, they get the screw

Same down in ronnie's sunshine state

Stay out feds, but need help..can't wait

Treat Floriduuh as donnie did Puerto Rico

One photo opp but basically a no show

AL's tommie still screwing military

But, if needed would be all in a fury

Lame old white guys cling to control

Posers for Jesus, on abortion patrol

Too bad tree just hit deSatan's house

Better: to hit him, miss anorexic spouse

Idalia did to south, 'bout same as Sherman

Left those deniers whining & squirmin'

Should get used to the new water height

In a few years, be the daily delight

Volcano list, bit light this week

Guatemala, still going freak

Pretty normal quakes 'round the Ring

Himalaya's, few rocks on a fling

Solar blast may light northern skies

But, nothing to spark any grid fries

Here, a delightful first taste of Fall

Temps & humidity #'s both...small

Idalia's pressure stirring the breeze

Coolin the air, swaying the trees

In OBX, bettin' a different scene

Wind & wave still set on careen

Full blue moon, not seen here

Idalia + front, no way on a sky clear

Nice Labour Day weekend ahead

Lack of pay & bene's, 'merican dread

Writers & actors strike..on it goes

All kinds of streamin' but no new shows

For me, WIFI line just out back

Soon dump verizon, service so slack

We'll see how long takes to post

15 min. to send pic, that they don't boast

Today On Earth

Garden fadin'

But, harvest rolls on

Remind me

Why isn't that traitor donnie

IN JAIL?

Tupperville should be with him

Slime ass traitors!!!

Yucky Here, Sucky There!!

Here, stuck in a cool & damp yuck

Better than Floriduuh, big time suck

Idalia has come ashore, seems a Cat. 3

Now GA, Carolina's, trouble they'll see

All as Franklin churns up the Atlantic

Course, someone unprepared, goin' frantic

Now, with current Gov., Floriduuh was bad

How he'll spin today's woke reality?..sad

Soon be blaming Joe, slow response time

With hand out for our tax money, slime!!

Me, hoping my family there are all OK

If wise, made a quick trip...just away

Next reality coming up the SE coast

Lots of deniers there, they sure ain't woke

But, lots of rain, super moon tides, no joke

Sure someone will thank god they're spared

They too'll want tax money, get it repaired

Turns out all that praying don't really work

On a planet that we've set on: berserk

At least there are no quake issues today

And, Super moon will make lovely display

That'll be Saturn to moon's upper right

Got a scope..rings always amazing sight

Speaking of sites: doggiestyle.co

Not COM...that'd be diff..

Sneaky fun dog styles..yo!!

Cool shot, Ghina's space station 'cross the sun

Onboard that, in NO way sounds fun

Or safe for Earth, as a whole

For an termite culture, seeking control

Sun got usual spots, most semi-stable

But, any big blast, upset our 3 legged table

Stock fund guys..talking 17 years out

Like human stability is not in doubt

In GOP denial land, oil stocks stay in

Even as long term returns looking thin

Gonna keep sucking that oily teat

As the refinery coast beats a retreat

Damn sure, gonna...

Today On Earth

Methinks

No OBX rainbows today

Will the beach..wash away?

Hurricane Season... We Know The Reason

Earth is just a heat movin' machine

But, every planet..it's the same scene

Middle get's hot, poles stay cool

Get it all even seems to be the rule

Course, on Earth w/ got a tilt issue

Not to mention plate boundary fissure

So..1/2 heats up then a gradual switch

But, lotta heat gotta go, such a bitch

Mix in that all air moves along a curve

And, now.. got all that heat in reserve

So, we got storms, one a hit, one a pass

Idalia & Franklin, both gonna kick ass

Finally..TWC mentions Full moon boost

As monster storm surge comes to roost

Floriduuh..dumping sand in bags

Louisiana, monster fire, major drags

Both w/ only themselves to blame

Greed over reason, always the same

All as Earth w/ another heat recoil

All as we burn mo' & mo' oil

Human warming is not real, nor is gay

To fix it all, on the poser's for jesus pray

1/2 a world away, Indonesia all a'shake

Mag. 7.1, that's a major earthquake

W/ verizon, tsunami report, won't load

Maybe waves washing on a coastal road

But, I don't know, no info to be had

Few other quakes, just not that bad

Sun got a spot doing polarity switch

That too, could for Earth, be a bitch

For now, no CME blast headin' our way

😱

UNBELIEVABLE

TRY AND LOAD PIC

JUST GOES AWAY...

verizon & google..suck so bad

Ohhh..and it's back

WTF!!!

Come on WIFI

Come on FireFly

South & West, heat still crushing

Here..almost Fall-like air a'rushing

Cool & damp for an August wrap

Way better than that hurricane crap:)

Super Blue Moon is coming

Coastlines...will be bumming...

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Clooney

Soooo adorable!!

Cool & Damp... W/ Hurricanes Lurking

Down in Floriduuh, ronnie's in denial

That OUR warming has him on trial

Can you get in a shelter, if you're gay?

Betting drag queens..have to stay away

Idalia, fueling up on the Gulf's heat

'Bout to put sunshine state in big retreat

He'll demand Feds pay for lost revenue

Even though, taxes, they pay very few

Maybe Cat. 3 w/ monster storm surge

Bet..ronnie's getting the urge

To flee, maybe meet Teddy in Cancun

Wonder if both get hairier in Full moon

Still..no one mentioning bonus pull

On an ocean already getting full

By week's end..we will know

Just how high storm/tidal water can go

This year..

Forgetting, 2024, even mo' fear

Another TDS* punk on killing rampage

As we refuse to turn the racist page

Or deal with the actual cause..GUNS

Another RVA gun show, mo' killin' fun

Yet, every day, another 100+ dead

From a bullet in the head..

AND..

TrumpVirus's making a big comeback

I'm sure masks'll be back under attack

Hospitals again..rapidly under stress

As mo' nurses walk..from the mess

Who's gonna care for unhealthy boomers

Won't let in NewAge mushroomers

Or anyone..seeming gay

Or Latinas..ain't no way

😷🙅😷

Colombia & Peru, bit shaky today

Mars..got solar blast headed its way

Spot could be turning our way soon

For now it's rain, w/ recurring tune

Really, not much has fallen, just damp

Deluges yesterday, very local stamp

Congrats to the Viktor, wild Norwegian

🏌

$18 million & into upper golf region

Once he got that first win..

Could happen again & again & again

He's that good & now confident

Amazing, how low he & Xander went

Quite a show

Here..rain drops grow

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This branch/tree top fell

Didn't stick in, balanced

Crazy as hell...

*TDS-TrumpDickSucker

They'd suck lil' vlady, too

Lil' Rain... Will Not Complain!!

After another hot & muggy day

A little pop-up shower came our way

Keeping creek alive for another day?

Bit of surprise, 0.4" in the gauge lay

Moss is lush, drops keep a drippin'

Seems into the Gulf Idalia is slippin'

Franklin growing off the Gulf Stream

For a storm, hot ocean's a dream

And, we got a planet, heat set on high

Ignore reality, only the stupid will try

Donnie's crackpot lawyer; speedy trial

Time to tell the truth, recant the denial

We know he'd throw anyone under the bus

Friends (if any), family, no muss no fuss

Save his ass, that's why he's running

Only way to keep the money coming

Still owes big bucks..to rusky thugs

Sucks at business, couldn't even sell drugs

Art of the Deal, just another of his scams

Hope, last sound.. the prison door slams

Around the Earth, not one quake at 5

Sun still spotty but no CME jive

There is a big spot turning our way

It actually is blasting away

Biggest concern, the heat & hurricanes

Winds, storm surges & massive rains

Still, none mention moon's added boost

On Wed. that tide's coming ashore to roost

Coastal streets flooded, boats up on docks

Way too late for sand bag restocks

Some one will drive car into deep water

Someone'll fall into Natural Selection sorter

Accidents & stupidity..are so abrupt

Neither humans or AI could make it up

Out in Lahaina, still looking for blame

It's all of you, but no one will exclaim

Here, we're still skatin', cloudy & cool

Thinking indoor pickleball, pass on the pool

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Gnarly beech

TrumpVirus Infection Defection Begins...

Fat donnie's lackeys beginning to rethink

Spending time for him..in Fla or Ga clink

Slowly..folks beginning to make a deal

Upon realizing, jail time could be very real

Asking for speedy trials & telling the truth

Cuz everything donnie says, ain't no proof

Still the fox watchers cling to his con

Sending him money 'til it's all gone

Other GOP wanna-be's a pathetic bunch

Joe's old but'll still eat 'em all for lunch

Really GOP, go for asians or a black guy

AND

Poser for jesus Pence or obese Christie

And when ronnie speaks, it's mo' stupidity

Same old tired excuses, denials & blame

Like fat donnie's 215lb & 6'3" claim

Maybe 6'3" when he was a punk

But gravity on fat..damn sure shrunk

Just shows narcissistic insecurities

Sooo easy to see, clear as ya please

And 215...hasn't seen that this millennium

I'd guess 270..at a kind minimum

Heard Va book banner, why graphic sex?

Cuz your daughter's sending it in a text?

They're young adults & getting it on

Still be screwing if all books are gone

Got ZERO grasp on 2023 reality

Change coming even if you won't see

Earth gonna get hotter, water gonna rise

Like this week, east coast surprise

Still no link 'tween Franklin & super moon

But, monster beach erosion coming soon

Plains still stuck in 100+ heat

Yet 'warming not real' stuck on repeat

Just sit in your house & stare at the fox

Then pay to cool that under-insulated box

Sure they'll blame Joe for the cost

Any blame on exxon, sure to be lost

At least quakes issues are minimal

And, solar concern..extra tidal pull

Tiny shower here, added to humidity

Likely tomorrow..'fore more we'll see

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Gotta look close

Butterfly at very top of pic

Took off..as I hit..click

Hurricane + Super Moon= Trouble

No one seems to be connecting the two

Monster storm, Super Moon; bad juju

Just the storm will kick up the waves

Moon & Tides, ocean will not behave

East coast is gonna get slapped & hard

For the beach, water has zero regard

Beach is only a moving river of sand

In or out, up or down, as waves demand

Out on the Plains, in TDS* land of denial

Warming they deny, still has 'em on trail

'But my electric bill is just too high...'

'But, no way am I giving that solar a try'

Gonna burn the oil & believe donnie's lies

'Give me a pill to balance lard in my pies'

For lyin' fat donnie, indictments grow

For me can't wait to see verizon go

Marks for WIFI right to my back wall

With suckass verizon can't text or call

Right now, can't even get online radio

Yet, verizon bills continue to show

Update failed, Update failed

Verizon CEO should be jailed

Load a photo, no way in hell

Part of issue, google sucks, too

Cuz it's free, who cares who we screw

Japs dumping nuclear waste into the ocean

Ghina fish ban, Asian commotion

Confusing, thought Ghinese'd eat anything

Cats, bats & rats, give radiation a fling

Only few local quake issues today

Sun still spotty, no blast our way

Super hot oceans filling up w/ storms

Will only get worse, w/o serious reforms

Yea...that's funny...LOFL

Change...sure we will...funny..

Today On Earth

Always good to see a turtle

Glad local turtle poacher is

In jail

Where were they going

Ghina...of course

*TDS

TrumpDickSucker

You know who you are..

Mo-rons!!

Nice job lil' vlady

shoot down another rival/friend

Puts the Dick in Dick-tator

🥔🥔🥔

Error..Error..Error

And, no, not talking about GOP debate

On that bit of ugliness we'll have to wait

Talking about my posting yesterday

Turns out, no proof reading was in play

At least 6 bone-head mistakes

And, sent for publishing..them's the breaks

Around the planet, heat still rules

On TDS* Plains, had to close schools

Love to hear local extreme explanation

So much trouble..reality frustration

And Pence for prez..what's he thinking

Even his pretend jesus is blinking

But, I forgot... lotta stupid out there

Perhaps even more..just don't care

Guessing, Argentina still w/ cleanup

6.2 quake..always so abrupt

Yesterday was 12th anniversary

Of 5.8 quake, big issues locally

20ish volcanoes, around the Ring

And, Italian isles doing their thing

Sun remains spotty, most seem stable

GA cons, coming to indictment table

If we just shot traitors, that'd be a start

One in the head..they got no heart

Same for any crime done w/ a gun

Point that thing, your time is done

Including a 6 year old

Seeeya kid, heart's way too cold

Time to go, spur a dog to action

Maybe mañana, debate reaction

NAAAWWWW!

Today On Earth

Tough times, low water

Trees..hanging on

*TDS-TrumpDickSucker

Bought his hateful con

Rational thought, long gone

September - On & Off Earth

Here's my take on September, sent to a new paper

Richmond Times Dispatch

Don't tell 'em you saw it here first 

What a pain in the ass google is

word processor designed by idiots

September 2023

On & Off Earth

Have you finished up your ‘once in a Blue Moon’ tasks? Your time is running out. August wraps with a second Full moon, a Blue Moon, on the evening of the 30th. The moon’s slightly oval path around Earth also bring our natural satellite about as close to us as it’s going to get in 2023 making it a Super Moon, too. It may look a little (14%) bigger but it will not look blue. The bright ‘star’ to the upper right of the moon that night is the ringed planet, Saturn.

Anyone sneaking in a late summer visit to the beach or Virginia’s amazing tidal rivers will need to be tide savvy during the days around that Super moon. Low tides will reveal a wide swath of sand but 6 hours later the ‘King’ high tides will likely make the beach almost disappear. Mix in a little extra wind from any of the storms now twisting up in the Atlantic and coastal flooding issues will quickly become an additional concern; be tide savvy.

An August with two full moons means the Harvest Moon, the Full moon closest to the Fall Equinox, is pushed back to near the end of September, the night of the 28/29th. For those tracking the sun through the constellations, our star moves from Leo into Virgo on the 17th.

To see the moon travel along the ecliptic (the plane of our Solar System and sun’s path across the sky) with Saturn that evening you will have to go outside. That is my hope for this column, to get you outside and once there, to encourage you to take a little longer, maybe more thoughtful look at your planet. It is far and away the best one we know of.

September is a month full of changes, fortunately, most are fairly gentle. Kicking off with Labor Day, summer’s semi-official end, schools open, pools close but the warm days of summer are not going anywhere. What is mostly gone, the crowds, leaving the area’s multitude of open spaces now truly open.

Slight timing adjustments will be needed as summer’s slow loss of daylight does picks up in September. We lose 70 minutes of daylight by month’s end; adjust accordingly. Still in Daylight Saving Time, sunrise may be when you notice that change the most. Early commuters, traveling east, may notice a very bright ‘star’ in the dawn sky. That is Venus. It has just caught and passed Earth and is back as the Morning Star.

For meteorologist, September is a Fall month. For Earth, Fall doesn’t begin until 2:50am on the 23rd when our orbit moves the sun back to a position neither north nor south but directly over the equator, the Fall Equinox. Earth’s atmosphere bends the light at sunrise and sunset pushing the day with exactly 12 hours of light and dark back to the 26th.

September also host’s the peak of Hurricane Season. Showing signs of picking up, the monster storms that dissipate the summer’s excess ocean heat require us all to be aware. Sudden, chaotic change seems to be the new normal on Earth and while we have mostly been spared the worst of the heat or floods or fires this year here in the Old Dominion, there is nothing but change and being complacent does not seem wise.

But, what would be wise, get out and enjoy the subtle changes September offers. Hints of color in the trees, a few leaves, not pulling their weight are falling free, birds, summering in the far north, are passing through, snacking on the bounty of just ripened seeds. Been waiting on a Blue moon to spur yourself to outdoor action? Your time in now.

Squirrel chillin' his nuts

Nice Here..Elsewhere.. Not So Much

As Cali cleans up from Hilary's rain

Franklin's set to bring Hispaniola pain

Harold has got S. Texass in a flood

Like Cali..all the rain, turned to mud

Here, again, we mostly dodged the heat

Low humidity, NW breeze, pretty sweet

W. Texass is all shook up, again, today

Freakin' frackin' quakes got it all a'sway

Out on an island in world's biggest ocean

Locals stirring up a big, whiny commotion

Why isn't help coming & super fast

Sorry, but Lahaina's mess is gonna last

And last & last & last...and then some

Thinking paradise is forever, kinda dumb

Big changes are gonna keep piling up

And, we were warned, it ain't abrupt

Still we deny, still we burn more oil

This is just a planet in serious recoil

And, thinking..'it's not my fault'

To that nonsense, let's put a halt

In a local..WOOOOOOO!

WIFI getting ever closer 

Can cut loose the verizon poser

In so boring news, GOP blues

Prez hopefuls all ready to debate

OMFG..I can hardly wait...

Donnie & Tuckee are gonna chat

2 fat lyin' guys, pass on that..

All gonna blame Joe but he's working

Fixin' donnie's mess & congress' shirkin'

Same old thing, GOP destroys

Dems come in to re-employ

Yea, they want to give cash to fools

Better than tax breaks for rich tools

Still no one has a 'let's fix the mess' plan

And, that ain't likely coming from a man

Today On Earth

It's harvest time everywhere

This is Michigan...

Same Old Thing... Heat, Fires, Da Nile & Floods

Not sure who's worse

google or verizon

I hate to think how many hours

Of my life

Have been wasted by their bad service

Now it won't post photo...

Oh...Guess I should mention Cali quake

Really..just another Earth day, new take

Triple digit heat, storms in weird places

Signs of human change, we see no traces

Who can we blame, who's gonna pay

Not my fault, not me, NO way..

Seattle socked in, wildfire smoke

3" of rain, down in Cali, they choke

Plains continue to roast & sizzle

TDS* allegiance will not fizzle

Suckers believe any lie he spews

Believe evidence or reality, they refuse

Most would be happy to goose-step

But, most too fat & got zero pep

Make 'em a list, of what don didn't do

They'll all agree, it ain't true

But, he...

Didn't build a wall, no cash from Mexico

And, Obama-care, away, it did not go

Did give huge tax breaks to the rich

To the workers, just a tich..

Fix infrastructure, make 'merica great

Not from donnie, but on Joe's plate

Make the climate issue waaaay worse

Make a virus a worldwide curse

Kill over a million..yes, he did

Hidden nazi lovers, removed the lid

After 4 years of incompetence & graft

He was FIRED for lack of deal-craft

But, pre-election, he'd already said

Wouldn't admit defeat, unless was dead

Then, poorly planned attempted coup

Happy to give our democracy a screw

BUT

Ask a TDS* & it's always the same

Hilary & Hunter is who they blame

And, yes, both of them are slime, too

But, saints compared to what donnie do

Back of the sun, big spot brewing

Next week, our way a'skewing

Will that be blast that really kicks our ass

Make electric grid thing of the past

Or will it be more hurricanes

Or volcanic blast... worldwide pains

Or long term planning we could try

If not

Could all be waving bye bye...

Today On Earth

Burger Bites on the hoof

Didn't like seeing me..

It had been awhile

*TDS - you're a TrumpDickSucker

On your knees..believe it all

Who's gonna build Lahaina?

Who's gonna clean it up..?

Won't be an insurance company...

That we know...

FlyOver States Roast..Here Soon

On the plains, in TDS* denial

Earth presents another heat trial

Wonder who they are blaming today

Praying jesus makes it all go away

But, out there, what's illegal to say

Is that burning oil made it that way

But, fires rage in Washington state

Lahaina, likely never again to be great

While still 1,000 unaccounted for

Cat 1 Hilary splashing on Cali's door

Gulf & Atlantic things starting to spin

Least in España they got serious grin

Señoritas won Copa del Mundo today

Got a good look & put the shot away

All commercials got chokers from USA

Least better than the men & for less pay

Ghina w/ minor quake issues today

Nervous shakes down Mexico way

Cali, San Andreas w/ few minor shifts

No real surprise from that sliding rift

Spaceweather.com no real update

Still lotta spots, nothing too great

Crescent moon continues to grow

As more of lit side it's willing to show

Big dog here still trouble getting up

But, still wants to go play w/ a wild pup

Change & surprises..

Today On Earth

He is a handsome old guy!!

TDS*

TrumpDickSucker

57 Here... August Times Indeed

While much of world floods or cooks

We're hidden in a lil' High pressure nook

Cool w/ low humidity on a Saturday

Seems it's time to get out & play

Cuz by Monday we join all on: roast

For now, to Canadian cool air; a toast

Very low day of rocks a shakin'

Even our star ain't doin' no quakin'

Whoa! Sun's UV causing Neptune clouds

Amazing science, should make us proud

But, still the hordes worship & pray

Overbreed & kill..make us all pay

That's it, all I got

Need to get out..soooo not hot!!

WOOOOOO!

Today On Earth

Nice tomatoes, G!!

oh yea

death to lil' vlady & fat donnie

Still...We Dodge The Crazy Bullets

While much of the planet is insane

The weather here remains, semi-plain

A little rain, a day or two of cool

Seem to be breaking the warming rule

Elsewhere...

Drought to fire only relieved by a flood

Hurricane winds, softball hail...thud

News reports horrors, shows the photos

Address the root cause, NO, so on it goes

Too many people for Earth to provide

Too many guns w/ no place to hide

Burn the oil & gas, fill air w/ CO2

Recycle plastic..LOL..consumer..on you

Onward w/ greed & growth, cancer's plan

Ever the same, from every old white man

While, Cali about to get wind & rain

Hilary's remnants..could be the bane

Colombia hammered w/ quakes today

Bettin' pope w/ no aid on the way

Western hemisphere mo' quakes than east

Caribbean plate, mo' pressure release

All while we condemn lil' vlady's atrocities

As much effect as a humid summer breeze

Sun remains spotty but calm forecast

Yet..wild photos of monster blast

Lahaina..still looking for someone to blame

It's all of you, answer remains the same

All the fuel to get to middle of Pacific

Cover forest in houses, not so terrific

DA NILE

It's what we do in the USA

Then look to blame, every day

But, we are the problem..can be the fix

Only..if remove power from the old dicks

Old men clinging to power, won't change

Women in power, would not be strange

Only they can bring & nurture life

Only they can end worldwide strife

But, only if man gods are not involved

Cuz Earth don't care if humanity is dissolved

Rest of planet will..eventually, be fine

But, not

Today On Earth

Gotta check zucchini every day

Give it water, get outta the way

Lock up donnie

First charge..enforced

Contempt of court

Will Hurd got it right

donnie's running to stay out of jail

But, we'll only move forward if..

He's locked up

Or even better dead!!

Although..a stroke would be sweet!!

More Coolness..Whoa 2,000 Blogs??

2,000th Today On Earth blog

It's what the count says

🌍🌎🌏

Other addition...disagrees

Who knows..but

Another little front made it thru

August coolness..on Earth, who knew

Bubble of HOT forecast next week

Cuz mostly, elsewhere, Earth on freak

Volcano list is little shorter

But, no Etna, thought it was in disorder

Sunspots remain, but no big threat

Never on this cycle, don't take that bet

Earthquake issues remain minor & local

Democracy..threats from TDS* yokels

Defy the judge, deny & delay

Never his fault, blame on the way

Is there a commandment he won't break?

Yet, poser's for jesus, his side they take

Hypocrisy & Da Nile

The innocent..don't go on trial

Well, may have to take that back

Exception..in USA..if you're black

'Course..good parents don't call the police

But, the bad..always looking to fleece

And, w/ much of the world's debris

Troubles remain in 'land of the free'

LOFL...

Today On Earth

Donnie's stubby dick shrooms

*TDS

TrumpDickSucker