A Lovely Wrap-up To July

While most of TDS* dixie stays on roast

Here, it's cool & dry, we get to boast

Earthquakes today, nothing even near 5

Our sun, however, remains spotty & alive

Nothing to cause really big concerns

It's all our fault Earth onward burns

Every year..seems a new, hottest July ever

Yet from reality, most TDS* still sever

Focus: praying to jesus for nascar win

You'd think maybe praying they were thin

Watching cars go round & round & round

While storms all over blowing shit down

Hero donnie running on indictment platform

Fake news & hoaxes the new fox norm

Just floating on down Da Nile

Fat 'mericans w/ stupid walmart smile

Every day, a little deeper into trap

Waste money, buy plastic Ghinese crap

As millions, unemployed in 'rents basement

Mom pays for meals, doordash sent

Trying a new yellow jacket diversion

Sugar water in glass, poison immersion

Slurp the sugar, don't notice poison

We'll see if hummers get feeder free-run

And, now to a pretty wet July

We say...bye bye

Today On Earth

Somebody..

Is sliding around w/ a new skin

*TDS-TrumpDickSucker

They'll believe anything..

Long as it ain't their fault

A Smoke-Free Breath Of Cool

A front came thru, w no rain here

Amazingly, today is cooler & clear

Forecast for 80's in the week ahead

As we put a hot July to bed

Now...

Elsewhere...

Storms & stupid continue to rage

Be a long time 'fore we turn that page

Shakes in Colombia & the canal zone

Nearby star, spots still full blown

TDS* states continue to pay

Ain't no hoax, no matter what they say

Earth is warming & quite rapidly

Bad news is, there's no where to flee

But, check out moon, closing in on full

Then we're gonna feel it's tidal pull

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The Golden Hour light

SPECTACULAR!!

*TDS

TrumpDickSucker

Sucker in sooooo many ways..

Still Hot...

Ahhh, poor Kentucky, another flood

As their idiot senator, w/ another thud

Poor old Mitch just stared off into space

Pathetic Feinstein another ancient disgrace

Just vote yea, she was told to do

These idiots represent me & you

But, really they don't, just big biz

On us peons, they'd just as soon whizz

All as donnie continues to lie & confess

Falling deeper into his self-made mess

What flooded Kentuckers just don't get

Their votes for W & donnie, did this shit

Denying science, believing superstition

Has us in this precarious position

Big, wild sunspot about to take a turn

To face Earth & make us burn??

Solar wind, wild or not

It's our CO2 that's got it so hot

While we trim branches on dying tree

Problems w/ roots we refuse to see

Continue to allow stupid to overbreed

Earth don't care but will intercede

We won't adapt, no where to migrate

Rapid changes not looking so great

Few rocks around w/ a slip & slide

But, it's from the heat we just can't hide

On toward extinction we toil

With the sad discovery

You can't eat money... or oil...

Today On Earth

If fungus can get along

Why can't we...?

verizon Just SUCKS... Will They Blame The Heat

W/ dueling High heat domes in US

You'd think to reality we'd confess

To the real issues that we now face

But, no! GOP's: put Hunter in his place

Any diversion to try & remain in power

Even as to any trans kid they all cower

But we better get used to this heat

For us, Earth's future's not looking sweet

Posers for Jesus want a theocracy

Donnie the dick-tater they wanna see

A USA where all are white, all are fat

Leave you money in the preacher's hat

The under-educated are so easy to con

And, rigor in the classroom... long gone

Even ability to add or subtract

Nope... but there is an app for that

Even to speak... to communicate

Like, like uuhh like... juz wait

Simplest skills we are waylaying

YaUnnerStandWhatI'mSayin..

No, I do not

At making sense, you ain't so hot

W/ communication ability undone

'S easy solve.. w/ a gun

Only quake issue, Himalayan rocks a'roll

Potential Atlantic storm on patrol

Real concern today is the heat

Step out..you'll feel like meat

On the grill

Not a wanted thrill

Today On Earth

Sunflowers

Butterflies

Do not care about us

will it load..?

verizon...sucks so bad

Soooo...Past A Tipping Point.. Come On!!

So, a tipping point we're about to reach

Perhaps you should check every beach

It's covered in plastic..we make more

In Phoenix..melt if you step out da door

Canada's on fire, much of Europe, too

We burn the oil & continue to overbreed

Not enough clean water & low on feed

W/ dramatic change (LOL) we might see

A livable Earth by maybe... 2143

'Course, probably won't be humans then

And Earth deep into the 6th extinction

Otherwise..Hunter didn't pay his tax

That's the focus of GOP attacks

Meanwhile, slimy Mitch w/ mini stroke

Or maybe recovering after a big toke

Just stood & stared off into space

Maybe.. just hit by party's disgrace

Had an actual point of clarity..

Naaaw, no way, not from GOP

Back side of the sun

Gearing up for some fun

Monster blast sent fast solar wind

Would we really be able to defend..

I don't think so

Not from a really be blow

Down under Aussie/Pacific boundary

More quakes, Earth gettin' shifty

Bagana covered PNG in nasty ash

RingOFire..a giant subduction gash

Buckle up Earthlings, getting hot

But, in 'merica..more likely to be shot

Yea, we got many mentally undone

But, all have access to a gun

No mass murders w/ only a flintlock

Or a stick w/ a sharpened rock

But, a wacko w/ a machine gun

Then you can get some killing done

Today On Earth

All rural land in 'merica

Comes with tires

What pigs we are

Sorry to hear about death

Of

Sinead O'Connor

A little weird but she understood

That the pope is the problem

Vanuatu Shakes...Rest of Earth Bakes

Heat dome west, heat dome east

Mess w/ Earth... it will go beast

Vanuatu 6.4 quake & aftershocks

Earth continues subducting rocks

verizon sucks...no tsunami report

But, might help w/ fire on Greek resort

Or wash those on the beach..away

It's all our fault, we all will pay

After skating by it's now our turn

Bermuda High..we, too, will burn

Who will die in the heat today?

Whole lotta stupid so hard to say

Poor un-woke mo-ron ronnie

Motorcade hit in the hinny

Floriduuh w/ a slavery re-write

Hate to offend killers, so lily-white

Seems owners improved lives of slaves

'Bout the same stupidity as 'Jesus saves'

Who have more killed in their name

Allah or Jesus...all the same con game

Men want control, women will pay

Pump out the babies w/ no say

Running low of food & water

Tipping on toward world disorder

Google sucks as word processor

And, now...update failed..

On the bad service sailed

Sunspots not going to be issue today

But, trapped heat will make stupid pay

Today On Earth

If a butterfly & bee can share

Why can't we...?

Oh yea..no money in that..

Barricades & Blockades.. No Solutions

What about 115 degrees, said take a hike

Or maybe go for long ride on your bike

'Course, in that heat, you gonna die

It's 'merica, we won't give sanity a try

Like poser Greggg blocking Rio Grande

His claim, 'just taking a stand'

Metaphorically... cuz in reality he can't

So, sits & pontificates up a new rant

But, a plan for immigration problem, NO!

No..surprise.. idiot Tedd Cruzz a no show

His only plan, head to Cancun

TX grid shut down may be coming soon..

Greggg w/ blockade, Lil' vlady, too

Can't get their way, find someone to screw

Not like lil' vlady cares if folks starve

He's still pissed USSR got the carve

Not like GOP wants a fix at the border

Their entire campaign's built on disorder

And, fear and hate and blame

Posers for Jesus..so they claim

No help for kids but no contraception

Bought the con, practice self-deception

Earth, as usual, does not care

We add CO2, it'll trap heat in the air

At the moment, ain't workin' so well

As worldwide temps continue to swell

Greece is on fire, Cali & Canada, too

Stupid or insane to give ourselves a screw

In addition to heat, Turkey shaky today

Prez'll do nothing..'xcept give allah a pray

He was such a nice boy, shot by a cop..

Attacked by dog, but his truck..didn't stop

Stop when asked & be polite

Especially..if you ain't white

It's a shame that's how it is

But, don't forget, cops in a tough biz

BUT REMEMBER...

W/ good parenting, no need for police

Don't break the law, harassment will cease

If there's no reason to stop..

Won't have to deal w/ a cop

At least, no solar blast headed our way

NO!!

It's our own fault, can't go out & play

It's gonna be hot, hot, hot

Today On Earth!!

Fungus among us

Gone crazy on this log

Again...why isn't donnie in jail??

August '23 - On & Off Earth

San Andreas is rather shifty today..maybe it's the heat..cuz it's is cooking out there..and most everywhere else. We remain in the catbird seat, another 1.2" of rain over night have things green and almost cool..

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August 2023 - On & Off Earth

We all have things we put off doing and reasons and excuses for their avoidance. It might be reconnecting with an old friend, digging into a garage or storage locker (why am I keeping all this stuff..) or re-visiting an old haunt. But, what ever you have been putting off, waiting on a Blue Moon, you procrastination time is over. August has two Full Moons! That makes the second full moon, a Blue Moon.

To squeeze two full moons into a month, a lunar cycle, being 29 1/2 days, requires the first full moon to be very early in the moonth (a term I used in class to see who was really paying attention). The Full Sturgeon Moon obliges, lining up behind Earth just over 14 hours into the month. The Blue (or Fruit or Barley) moon gets back around Earth again late on the 30th. Both will be near Earth (perigee) and Super moons. The Blue moon will be about 90 miles closer and the closest the moon gets to Earth for 2023. Huge tidal swings will flood coastlines worldwide.

No planets are visible in the evening sky this month until Saturn rides across the sky above and right of the Blue moon. The annual Perseid Meteor shower peaks on the night of the 12-13th but the vast size of the dusty, debris field left by Comet Swift-Tuttle increases the likelihood of spotting a shooting star on any clear August night. The sun moves from Cancer into Leo on the 12th. 

Recent studies have found our brains do an amazing job filtering through the vast amount of visual input our eyes send its way. Tiny details are ignored, we see the important, relevant in that moment, view of the world. While waking to a bear in my yard and having a copperhead cruise across my patio are really rare, Blue Moon, events, they have both altered my brain’s filter settings during walks in the woods. On all recent walks, most sticks and roots are double checked for snaky-ness and any large, dark object, caught in my peripheral vision, must now pass through a ‘not a bear’ filter. 

August presents other perils for outside excursions. There are still ticks and mosquitoes, flies and spider webs (yuck..) as well as the heat and humidity, although, we have mostly been spared of extremes so far this summer. Much of the Northern Hemisphere has not been so lucky and continues to deal with either record smashing heat or catastrophic rains and flooding. Let’s not get cocky or complacent, our hot days are likely ahead and hurricane season’s peak is yet to come.

August perils aside, recent rains have our world lush and green and August beckons for all the  joys that only summer allows. The sweet corn is amazing these days and every meal now includes cucumbers and tomatoes fresh from the garden. But, this August adds a twist, your once in a Blue Moon reminder to stop procrastinating and get it done. I’m heading to my storage shed; again, why do I still have all this stuff.

On a sad, closing note, public education in Louisa took another hit with the sudden, too soon passing of Ava Pippin. A Louisa native, Ava’s life was dedicated to education in this county, first in the class room and later as president of the Louisa Education Foundation. She, along with longtime beau, Sherman Shifflett, are both dearly missed but their influence and contributions to education in Louisa County will long be remembered.

No rain in the Spring

Shrooms will just wait

Big Day For Birthdays!!

Some in their 60's, one 80's & one hit 4

For birthday crowd, a big day in store

Sadly, one just died & waaay too young

But, her praises will long be sung

Across the pond, at Royal Liverpool

No rain gear, you'd be a soggy fool

We remain rather mild for July

No shocker, Phoenix still set on: fry

Another day w/ no big quakes

Sun, lotta spots but on CME breaks

As usual, what's not on the horizon

A non-sucking connection from verizon

update failed, update failed

on & on & on & on

nothing!!

verizon sucks

Every day on Earth

And getting worse...

Party time in the Czech Republic!

A Break From July... We'll Take It!

We've got coolish w/ low humidity

But, elsewhere, global warming we see

Desert southwest still set to roast

Our time's coming..I better not boast

Solar blasts were no big deal

But, several eruptions..lava, for real

Average quake scene, nothing too big

Entire GOP keeps doing liar jig

Well, except baptists, they don't dance

But, preachers..can't keep it in their pants

An easy out, just pray for forgiveness

Create your own god, no need for fuss

Still wondering what a god is jealous of..

Maybe followers lack of empathy & love

Meanwhile, surprise space rock w/ a flyby

And worldwide temps remain waaay high

Fires rage, put out by hail..

Long term, Earth will prevail

Will we adapt, or just migrate

Ignore reality..prospects not great

Dems w/ giveaways for the lazy man

GOP, just hate & blame..w/ zero plan

Practical solutions..we don't hear

Earth don't care, that is clear

Today On Earth...or tomorrow...

Teen punk cows

Blowing off the herd..

Surprise Cloudburst And... Kinda Cool???

5:30am deluge bit of a surprise

Now it's kinda cool w/ clear-ish skies

But..to the south & out west

Another day to survive new reality test

Did ya vote for idiots donnie & W?

Then this is all on Floriduuh & you

Just imagine a President Gore

Perhaps we'd use little oil any more

But, NO!! posers for jesus bought the con

Worried about all the coal jobs gone

Concerned more w/ the unborn

Now, left w/ a future rather forlorn

Yet even w/ Manchin sucking coal's dick

Jobs in solar doubled up coal..and quick

But, even now donnie & TDS have a plan

Disassemble government, toss constitution

Hates Justice Dept. for doing their job

As TDS keep sucking on his stubby knob

All as Earth daily kicks denying TDS ass

Look to jesus but give science a pass

But, prayers unanswered & phone works

Same as prayers to allah by the turks

Poison the land & water, air reeks of smoke

And, mo-ron GOP running on anti-woke

(ever heard a good definition???)

verizon 'service' remains a bad joke

Glimmer of hope..semi legal to toke..

More storms coming & more big heat

Betting AZ smelling like slow roasted meat

Our star remains covered in spots

Our cities still ring out w/ shots

Adapt, we won't, Migrate, won't allow

As TDS stuff fat faces w/ mo' cow

More good news, no big quake

But, Earth is only taking minor break

Big issues only big volcanic blast away

Humans ready to deal, no way

On Earth Today..

Slug on a shroom..

Judge Not..Lest Ye Be Judged..

Posers for jesus like to pick & choose

Which bible verses they'll follow & use

Seems it must meet their political views

Don't trust media.. but still get the 'news'

If it's on their phone or on the 'fox'

And it's hateful, then that news rocks

Cheatin', lyin, stealin' & killin' are OK

But, personal choices, well..ain't no way

Like..abort a tiny fetus you can't care for

NO! Doomed to hell, you horrid whore

But, verses about money & judgement

Poser will judge & money will be spent

But, any plans to deal w/ new reality?

W/ all that hate, no plans do we see

But, Earth cares not what you believe

And, turns out we just cannot deceive

For centuries we burned the fossil fuels

Heated Earth, now we're the real fools

At least no big quakes today

But, over 2 dozen volcanoes blastin' away

More solar wind coming in from space

And, big heat domes..still stuck in place

Surprise tornado in the Tar Heel state

Now for Pfizer drugs, gonna be a wait

And, warmer times not going away

Hot & dry is here to stay

And, planning to live when you're dead

WELL

What if that's all in your head

😱

Today On Earth

Gravity gets us all in the end

Bought The Con.. Hangin' On!!

Sucker born every minute, Barnum said

Lyin' donnie knows, so still getting paid

Donations rise w/ new indictment comin'

Woke boy ronnie excuses & bummin'

Many run but all numbers remain low

And, crazy Kennedy going after Joe?

3rd party run, Manchin screwin' us again?

Still thinking 'coal' will get him a win

Rand & Mitch's state w/ more big floods

Churchill Downs still dyin' horse..thuds

20 straight days in AZ above 110

Retire here, scammers say w/ a grin

Cuz once you fall for any con

Any logic or reality..mostly gone

Like lil' vlady calling Ukraine terrorists

Rusky public keeps getting dissed

Nevada's Great Basin w/ 5.1 quake

Maybe give a lost whore house a shake

Bigger shake (6.5) off El Salvador

Affects...they pray & beg some more?

Heat (shocker) remains the big news

Entire N. Hemisphere w/ heat blues

Helping homeless seems SW concern

Instead of.. all the oil we still burn

And, stupid people keep having babies

Is miscarriage abortion...GOP..w/ maybes

As Asimov warned us 45 years ago

All issues trace to a population 'on grow'

Too many people is answer to all

As heat rises & resources fall

But, death penalty's waaay underused

As laws & decency are abused

DUI driver kills w/ a car

Outta jail & back to a bar

Take a life, your's should be done

Whether w/ a car, drug or a gun

W/ 8 billion, slime will not be missed

Problem: for profit jailers will be pissed

And, GOP will have none of that

What w/ greed & payoffs where they're at

Insurance reality coming to bear

Chance of issue, no big insurance there

Only policies for the safe & healthy

No payouts, stockholders stay wealthy

'merica remains 'great' if male & white

Any other reality, keep it outta sight

Same story..if donnie ain't in jail

Any real justice will not prevail

Sittin' in your trailer watchin' the fox

Belly so fat, can't get on your socks

Maybe send donnie some more cash

Go to free doc to check on that rash

Auroras tonight.. maybe thru the haze

Sun remains in spotty, blastin' phase

Might see a sliver of a moon

W/ Venus & Mercury, but gone soon

After sunset.. binocs a safe bet

Today On Earth

This turtle was not gonna share

"touch my shroom, beware!"

Never hissed...(they do)

But, wasn't backin' down

Heat Dome..Just Won't Roam

New reality, western heat dome remains

Stuck

New reality, we humans running low on

Luck

Greed based pollution

Offers semi-easy solution

Fewer kids, use less stuff

Sure, might be a little rough

But, NO! still won't heed the warnings

So we'll see hotter & hotter dawnings

More wild storms forecast today

Another solar blast headed our way

Same extremes across the pond

And, you'd think it would help us bond

But, NO, same hate & blame we see

"It must be your fault, it ain't me!"

Over crowded poor want us to pay

But, have fewer kids, ain't no way

Climate guy asked when relief we'd see

My quick take..about 2143..

Will there be any humans around..?

No.. but will be bacteria in the ground

Floriduuh under water...not a joke

Maybe even they will be woke..

Won't be burning coal, oil or gas

Won't be filling oceans w/ our trash

Earth will heal, our planet's distinction

But, only after massive 6th extinction

Or...we could use our big brains

For more than financial gains

Not coming soon

And, not moving to the moon

But, today, Canada's smoke in new phase

Step outside, you'll see the haze

Until a twister spins it away

My take..On Earth Today

Turtles sticking their necks out

Finally, some shrooms about

Nice job Ukraine

Blew up lil' vlady stolen bridge

Again

One carrier, w/ F-16s

Into Black Sea

Then we'd see ruskies flee

Or let one dick starve the world

Kinda In The Cat Bird Seat

While many deal w/ floods & heat

Here, good rain, lower humidity, sweet!

Hurricane headed Hawai'i's way

Argentine 6.6 quake got Andes a'sway

N. Baja w/ some San Andreas slippin'

Temps nearby will not be dippin'

Global warming is here..right now

Created mess & to Earth we will bow

Pretend gods ain't answering any prayers

It's like.. they have no human cares..

Ask the misogynists that made 'em up

When confronted w/ reality, silence abrupt

Our real god, the sun, remains spotty & wild

Recent solar wind blast, so not mild

Hummers & yellow jackets fighting it out

verizon w/ another 'update' failed bout..

verizon lost the rest

sucks..

Today On Earth

Mr. No Shoulders

Looking sleek!!

7.2 AK Quake.. 2.75" Of Rain

In a surprise, we join big rain gang

Mo' Earth just doing it's thang

Up in the Aleutians, subduction slip

Mag 7.2 quake, if tsunami, I'm not hip

But only cuz verizon won't connect

& they don't care, corporate greed defect

Mexico w/ a good shaking, too

Much of world, still on a dry stew

Either hot & dry or wet w/ flood

Blowing dust or flowing mud

On nearby star, big spots rule

Blasting Earth, aurora watchers drool

At least we got a break from the heat

And, rain w/o flood is pretty neat

Still, extreme is the new normal way

But, admit it or deal with it..not

Today

On

Earth

Nocturnal wanderer

They do live in the woods...

Hey..BooBoo!!

Joe Cleans Up donnie's Mess THANKS

'Mericans tend not to be too smart

Posers for jesus..seem to have no heart

Buy the GOP lies of hate & blame

Who ruin economy, start a wars..shame

But, Clinton, Obama & now Joe Biden

Fix the messes left by GOP downslidin'

Even now as Joe restores democracy

GOP lies; blame & hypocrisy we see

'WOKE' is the new GOP word

A definition...remains unheard

But, posers for jesus continue to judge

Hateful bible wavers, holding a grudge

"All must be fat, boring, hateful & white"

'Otherwise, 'merica just won't be right'

Only have sex if you want another baby

But, rapist & abusers we continue to see

Waving their crosses, quoting their bible

Jesus forgave, followers hateful & tribal

Better hope they are wrong, if jesus is real

Straight to burning in hell, followers deal

But, reality check, for whatever that's worth

Daily we get closer to real hell on Earth

Temp records continue to fall

All glaciers shrinking toward small

In Glacier National Park

Moving ice numbers are stark

From over 150 down to 25

By 2030 will any survive...?

And, as monster storms trash the grid

From us all, power reality is hid

Houses could produce all they need

But, that possibility blocked by greed

Big power & big oil cling to control

And, we're trapped paying their toll

Congress happy to be part of the scam

And, offers no way outta the jam

But, every day, Earth's kicking our ass

Neither heat nor floods going to pass

Entire N. Hemisphere has heat on high

But, breed or use less, we won't try

And, this is w/o any real big quakes

And monster volcanoes still on breaks

But, ain't nothing but change

And, it appears not to be for the better..

Today On Earth

Will any turtles survive?

Assholes send them to Ghina..alive

Evil empires rule worldwide

From all the guns, tough to hide..

Nice job bringing NATO together, Joe

Not how lil' vlady wanted it to go:)

His stooge donnie bummed, too

Still too stupid to get it was a self-screw

Tuberville Joins W/ Putin...Happy Bastille Day

While the French party & celebrate

We deal w/ more poser christian hate

Bama's tommie, lame poser for jesus

Continues w/ his male control fuss

Thinks women should listen to a man

Cuz it's what his man bible does demand

But, a plan for 6 million unwanted kids

Where every poser christian hits the skids

Will they put women that miscarry in jail?

Even if raped, a pregnancy should prevail

What about the billions w/o food now?

Hindu mo-rons will starve but eat no cow

Here...how do we make the violence halt

Maybe...admit..it's the parent's fault

Sperm donor dad..mom's a 'ho

Off to jail the kid's will go

But, not before they shoot someone

Cuz any mo-ron 'merican got a gun

All as costs mount from heat & flood

But, any change..from congress...thud

Letting one fool shut down military

But, GOP wants minority theocracy

With lil' imaginary jesus up our ass

But, deal w/ reality, will give a pass

Posers want 'christian' version of I-Ran

Where women will bow to any man

Mag. 6.3 quake offshore Mexico

Tsunami..w/ verizon..I sure don't know

About to get a big solar wind blast

How long will the auroras last??

We do know..Earth will outlast us

As towards extinction we continue to rush

Today On Earth

Holy schist...

No...but it is gneiss!!

update failed, update failed

verizon sucks, verizon sucks

SOOOOOOO BAD!

disconnected again...

Hey tommie

Maybe move to russia

&

Take donnie w/ ya