Friday, December 31, 2021

Yuckiness Fading..Here

After several days of gloom & fog
Will sun appear as I write this blog
Stuck in the low 50, hardly winter
Earth tendencies continue to splinter
Colorado, wild wind, fire, now snow
Maybe..it's not the place to go
Hundreds of home, burned to the ground
Which is bone dry w/ no rain around
Chinook winds raging down Front Range
100+mph, sadly that is not strange
Sun, beginning to peek out
Another warm day coming, no doubt
Another 1,417 'Mericans, no New Year
Falsebook over science, oh my dear
Average quake day, reminders, not concerns
As we wrap one of 4.5+ billion turns
Around our nearby, life giving star
Seems.. we have come so far
Yet, to our planet, we continue to mar
Hydrocarbons, a boon & lasting scar
Years, Earth is not counting
But, for humans, issues mounting
Easy to spot the the issue here
Any photo.. too many people there
Want a handout but deny reality
Have hope, soon, more, enough will see
Today On Earth

What a handsome dog!!





Thursday, December 30, 2021

Gloom & Doom?

Fog & damp is what we got
While Delta & Omicron are hot
Half a million more cases..yesterday
It ain't a hoax & it don't play
Another 2,100+ unvaxed, unhealthy
DEAD!!
DEAD...
No new year for any of them
No shot, chance of sympathy slim
Prez Joe may care, I do not
Had a whole year to get a shot
Denied reality, stuffed in more food
Turns out obesity & Da Nile, not good
Around the planet, big ole shake
Banda Sea with a deep 7.3 quake
Cuz it was deep, seems no big wave
Allah, no whiny folks to not save
S. Carolina, Texass also with shakes
Fracking in west, east old plate breaks
22 volcanoes on this weeks list
Canaries La Palma will not be missed
Usual suspects shaking & spewing
Steer clear, if ya know what ya doing
Here front has oozed to the south
Yet we remain stuck in damp, foggy mouth
No more rain, but 1/4" we'll take
More coming after tomorrow's break
Then it seems the cold is coming
Northern border, currently bumming
Wind chills down to -40 below
Cali Sierra's with 10' of snow
Mix in southern tornadoes to scene
Global Warming, if your brain is keen
It's here right now, this very day
Likely centuries 'fore it goes away
Will there be humans, remains to be seen
Or will big planet wipe itself clean..
With 1/2 million cases, 2K+ dead
Seems 2022 will continue the dread
The dreaded TrumpVirus surges on
Fixed with one bullet, problem be gone
Just a hope, for a better new year
Lying donnie gone, billions would cheer
Have hope...
Today On Earth

Gotta love, lotta green
On the costco scene





Wednesday, December 29, 2021

We're Killing It, 'Merica

Another 2,500 unvaxed dead, yesterday
And, w/ none in MI, 1 in Floriduuh, no way
ICU's are full, nurses crushed, a test? Nope
With 70 million mo-rons, ain't a lotta hope
World spins on, unconcerned we are here
Little rain, w/ skies very unclear
Warm side of the front, so, not cold
But, with no sun, temp not going bold
Few quakes above mag. 5, but no issues
Far from folks, mostly undersea fissures
Solar blast turned out to be a dud
But, down south, warnings, twisters/flood
Maybe tomorrow or weekend; rain
Put this drought into wane
Moon, a waning crescent in morning sky
Venus, about to say bye-bye
Will I get another look before it's gone
Might be Friday before clouds move along
Until then, stay safe, I'll be in a mask
Venturing out for a public task
Today On Earth

Seems like good advice





Tuesday, December 28, 2021

Stuck On The Cool Side

Forecast said front's gonna push north
But, we know what forecasts are worth
Good thoughts, that usually work out
But, with Earth, always lingering doubt
So, it's still cool, still mostly cloudy
National radar, there is rain I see
Will it make it here? maybe in 2 days
Until then, gradually warming haze
Earthquake scene, not one above 5
But, little 3.3 got S. Carolina alive
And, 4.5 near Midland, W. Texass
Earth's comment on fracking, quake sass
Comet Leonard sporting quite the tail
Nearing the sun, who's heat will prevail
Not an easy spot in northern hemisphere
And, really long exposure to see clear
Another 1,700+ TrumpVirus dead
Average, 1,400/day, to forever bed
Donnies virus lingers worldwide
Revealed hate, racism folks used to hide
Now so proud, fat, racist, hateful & dumb
Not sure of depths we've yet to plumb
So many mo-rons, with so many guns
Future issues, there's gonna be tons
So, stay safe, mask on & steer clear
Too many that don't think life is dear
Gonna worship death, go right on
Just don't bring me along..
Today On Earth

Come on, Dad, let's go!!


Monday, December 27, 2021

January..On & Off Earth

 Cooking heat in the south
Deep freeze to the north
Usual quake, volcano, sunspot scene

And, a monthly column
2 years...whoa!!

January 22 - On & Off Earth


While some will recap the old year, and others will make predictions and resolutions for the new year ahead, I will boldly forecast change: subtle, dramatic, catastrophic, unexpected and seasonal. Anyone that goes into much more detail than that is sure to be wrong; but we all know, more changes are coming.


My hope, that you would get outside daily onto our still delightful, but wild, little planet, remains as true today as in my first On & Off column 23 months ago. Get out daily and you will notice both the subtle and the dramatic changes as they unfold in 2022.


While not a cause for concern here in the Piedmont, the world’s coastlines will kick off 2022 with another reminder of the reality of a warmer world and sea level rise; major coastal flooding from Super King tides.


The combination for January 2nd’s New moon, when our natural satellite is directly between the Earth and Sun, of more water in the ocean, the moon near perigee (closer to Earth) and the Earth near perihelion (closer to the sun) will send high tides sloshing far into the streets of Norfolk as well as into the nooks and crannies of the Bay and Virginia’s tidal rivers.


Our growing concern in the Piedmont, and much of the rest of Virginia, is the ongoing drought. With less than half an inch of rain in both November and December the soil is very dry; only the reality most plants are shut down for the cool of winter keep things from being much worse.


While not the Alps or Rockies, the Appalachians wring out much of the moisture coming our way from the west; the water for our big rain and snow events coming up from the Gulf or off the Atlantic. Climate change is spreading and extending droughts worldwide and while forest fire dangers here are not high, yet, that, too, will change quickly if the winter remains dry.


Venus, Mercury, Saturn and Jupiter begin 2022 in a line in the southwest after sunset (binocs will help with Venus and Mercury), are joined by a thin but growing crescent moon on the 3rd through 5th. Mercury and Saturn move toward each other over the first two weeks of the month (closest on the 12th). Venus passes between the Earth and Sun on the 9th and later in the month is left of Mars and now the Morning Star.


The Full Wolf moon is on the 17th and near apogee (farther from Earth), and is noticeably smaller, though still bright. The sun begins 2022 in Sagittarius, moving into Capricorn on the 20th. The bright stars of winter, dazzling in our dark, country skies, are worth a look on any clear night.


I’d like to finish this month’s column with my thanks to David Holtzman for the opportunity and support to pen this column over the last two years. Also, to readers for all the surprising, far ranging, positive comments I have received. My goal remains to get folks outside to wander and wonder about our amazing planet. Being able to share my passion and sparse knowledge about our shared world has been my pleasure. Time for another walk…


Randy Holladay


Can you see Venus in the V the trees make?

It was there...




Sunday, December 26, 2021

Balmy Boxing Day..

Even though a weak front came thru
It won't effect much you wanna do
Sunny, warm with just a light breeze
Truly a Boxing Day to please
Well, out west there is a blizzard on
Northern tier, all the heat is gone
But, in the south & east, October-like
Nice day to get out, ride a new bike
Or take a walk, try out a new chair
A day for decking, basking, Vit. D aware
Round the world, few good shakes
Usual spots, keeping locals awake
Off the Earth, sunspots getting big
Earth about to get solar wind swig
Planet show in the darkening west
But, a quickly fading eyeball fest
Venus gone soon into new year
Comet, seems telescope to see clear
Volcanic La Palma quiet for 10 days
Remains, just a minor gassy haze
Fuego, Popo, San Cristobal, Santa Maria
In Meso-America, wouldn't wanna be ya
Usual suspects, wild planet still
For some a nightmare, some a thrill
Time to go, homeward the goal
Stay safe, lotta idiots on patrol
Got no mask, got no a shot
Obese..life chance not so hot
Stay safe out there
Today On Earth

Former squirrel access
Denied!!!


Saturday, December 25, 2021

Happy Holladays!!

Winter, hardly, certainly not here
Warm & windy, not really clear
Above average for the coming week
Golf, not skiing, you should seek
Earthquakes, nothing crazy anywhere
Plate boundaries, sea floor, they appear
Comet brighter, if you have a view
But, check the lovely planets, too
Poppers cooking, time to go
Family xmas show...
Today On Earth

Gretchen's sausage casserole..


Friday, December 24, 2021

Killing 'em In Tennessee...Blog #1,401

Down RockyTop way, anti-vax, anti-tax
Deny evolution, but filling up black sacks
2,128 dead in their "daily" report
"He's in a better place", the likely retort
Well, yea, better than in Tennessee
If country music & death's only way to be
In other news, this seems to be blog # 1,401
Onward with Randy's ranting fun
Laos got rocked today, Greece, Turkey, too
SW breeze, high clouds, blocking solar view
Here, xmas day is looking warm
Out west rain & snow does swarm
Comet Leonard still in the southwest
Supposedly near Venus after sunset
Even with binocs, not spotted here
Planet show still dazzles, if ski is clear
More solar wind coming, auroras up north
That's all I got, for what it's worth
Today On Earth

What a good dog
Turned on the lights..


Thursday, December 23, 2021

Sun Here, Snow There, TrumpVirus Death Everywhere

Unvaxed mo-rons continue to die
1,300+/day; care?..I no longer even try
TDS* screwing world in so many ways
GOP's only concern, if their evil pays
Permafrost, glaciers, on they all melt
Reality of our lifestyles, daily felt
Deny & lie, trouble comes...help me
But, Kentucky voted for Mitch & donnie
And, suckles up to horse & coal industry
Now whine & beg when tornadoes run free
Still storms keep smacking us in the mouth
As onward migrate creatures from da south
Course, Ghina will kill & sell anything
Worldwide, on the extinction bell does ring
We don't get it, we're on that list, too
Every human, that's me, that's you
What if this or next pandemic wave
Send a billion to their grave
Overbuilt Ghinese hi-rises, the new crypt
Oopps says Xi, out new virus slipped
We'll deny but who can we blame
Ever onward, greed/growth, all the same
Earth still don't care, rumbles on
Seems all American volcanoes, gone
None anywhere on the list
But, on La Palma eruptions persist
Aleutians, Indonesia, Japan, Etna, too
New Zealand's White Is. still on stew
Only 1 quake even above 5 today
Mag. 6.0 offshore down Mexico way
Here, got High pressure, lots of sun
Out west, it's snowy winter fun
Chilly today, but High will drift
NW wind will do a SW shift
Making for a warm xmas weekend
Warming world greetings we send
Lie about climate, santa, god, oil; reality
Can't understand when nut jobs we see
Too many people, too many guns
"Single" moms whine about dead sons
Where's the daddy after waving boner..
Turns out.. he was just a sperm donor
5 kids, "single" mom, sounds like a 'ho
Every night on the news, 'ho, 'ho, 'ho
Can't feed one kid, don't have no mo'
Mo' time on their hair than their brain
Dead or in jail, to me don't complain
Turns out
What ever happens to you is your fault
Earth's reality, that is the default
Bad parenting's what we need to halt
Would cut down on many assaults...
Happy Holladays
Today On Earth

Yea, whatever...:)




Wednesday, December 22, 2021

Spotty Sun, Alaska Quake, Comet...

From our view, the sun stood still
But, our star is far from chill
10 sunspots, that Earth can see
Solar wind be setting auroras free
Up in Alaska, 'merica's aurora state
5.9 quake, that's fairly close to great
Quakes in Texass, Alabama, too
It's a broken Earth, whatcha gonna do
Here, another storm, another miss
Well, we got a few drop rain kiss
Sun is back, my house is warm
Sleep in til toasty, no need for alarm
Unvaxed mo-rons still dropping like flies
Live on fox/facebook, you're living lies
Oh, got TrumpVirus, no big surprise
Big orange head, the devil in disguise..
🐕
Dog in the house, squirrels in the yard
Storing up, soon chasing hard
Time to get going, looks nice outside
First take a walk, then maybe a ride
Comet Leonard approaching the sun
Outburst, long tail, looks like fun
Still haven't seen it, clouds in the way
Hoping for clear skies, maybe today
Take binocs, give planets look, too
Sounding like what I might do
Later...
Today On Earth

Clear cuts suck...'cept for the view




Tuesday, December 21, 2021

And, The Sun Stands Still..It's The Winter Solstice

Since I like to sleep in
Seems winter did begin
'Bout half an hour ago
Cold, clouds, but no snow
We are tilted as far away
As we get from the sun today
Well, in the north that is
Way south, they got that summer biz
Sun's southward move is done
6 month northward tilt begun
Shortest day, longest night
Think I covered that, all right..
Now for big quake off NorCali
6.2, shallow too, but no tsunami
Elsewhere, usual boundary moving
Strike-slipping or into trench grooving
Comet Leonard is in brightening stage
Headed for its solar rage
Did not spot it last night
Perhaps not looking right:)
Or not dark enough
Then trees made viewing rough
Clear, dark skies; look to Venus' left
Perhaps, binocs with bit of heft
If you can spot any moons of Jupiter
You could spot comet for sure
Well, maybe..I'll have clouds in way
But, as usual, rain will stay away
Off to SE, along the coast
Here, still the drought we toast
Omicron & Delta battle on
Unvaxed TDS* looking dead & gone
At least 1,400 just yesterday
While boosted donnie lies away
Hurt or sick, not what ya wanna do
Ain't no room in the ICU..
Unvaxed TDS, put 'em in parking lot
Falsebook & fox info, ain't so hot..
We of the vaxed, don't care if TDS die
Give death's reality a try
And, we'll seeeeeeeya
But, not Today On Earth
Trust Me...
Or just chomp on a bone




*TDS-TrumpDickSucker
aka: Mo-ron


Monday, December 20, 2021

Last Day Of Autumn..Cold!!

The actual rain really wasn't much
Still we remain in the drought's clutch
But Canadian High has settled in
Morning temps got pretty thin
24 here
With skies clear
With normal eastward drift
High will gradually shift
Getting a little warmer every day
White xmas is not coming our way
🏖 vs. ❄
Nor are there any quake concerns
But, under sea ice, warm water burns
Away the blocking ice
For humans, will not be nice
Thwaites glacier, we'll remember
2' sea rise will dismember
Coastal cities, worldwide
Maybe then we'll decide
Greed for coal, oil & gas
Has kicked our own ass
By 2030..a 2' rise
Why such a surprise😱
But I bet allah & jesus offer no aid
And, with all the money believers paid
Real reason for the season is tomorrow
It's from Winter Solstice they all borrow
When misogynists made their move
Couldn't loose winter party groove
Not much more pagan than a xmas tree
Still little personal reflection we see
Easier just to go along..believe
No way the pope would deceive..
It is such a pain
To think, use that big brain
Still...not a bad idea
To banish personal fear..
Stay safe and far away
From all TDS* today..
That's...Today On Earth

If it squeaks, it dies
It was a bear...


*TDS - TrumpDickSucker
aka: unvaxed mo-ron
and soon to be

Sunday, December 19, 2021

Actual Rain...

There are no puddles but it is wet
End the drought..don't take that bet
From radar, will be gone soon
By tonight, we'll see the moon
Last night got a quick look see
It was smaller..sure 'nuf, apogee
Only big quake, far away, southern sea
So, there will be no tsunami
W. China did get rocked at 5.5
Sadly, most will likely survive:)
Overcrowded, spreaders of disease
Any tech ideas, they will seize
Driving extinctions, an evil place
If maybe a billion, we could just erase..
Humans, slow to adapt, quick to migrate
Take & take & take, planet can wait
TrumpVirus deaths, not up to date
Donnie's 'Merica, so not great
Sun still spotty, blasting away
Hope to see planets later today
Our warm spell seems to be gone
Solstice Tuesday, winter comin' on
Time to get a dog out in the rain
He'll hesitate but won't complain
Will we see sun on its namesake day?
With current trends, rain won't stay
Today On Earth

You know it's dry
If you take a pic
When drops you spy


Saturday, December 18, 2021

Stuck On The Cool Side

Just on the cool side of the front
But, perhaps warm air on the hunt
Along the Gulf, talking tornado
New England, talking wild ass snow
Big question, will we get any rain
Dry, dry, dry our local bane
Couple of hundredths last night
Radar; seems it's almost in sight
For here, would be true delight
Missed nice sky view, Va., bout right
Greece wins quake derby today
Tonga, Golfo de California, bit a'sway
Sun quite spotty, solar flares at play
Facing Earth, likely headed our way
TrumpVirus deaths, another 2K Friday
With Ohio dead update leading the way
ICU's still jam packed
Unvaxed TDS* body bags stacked
Insurrection truth coming out
GOP treason, ain't no doubt
Line traitors up against a wall
 Help save democracy, shoot 'em all
Let's make it really fun
Every bullet from a stolen gun
🔫
Tonight is Long Night Full moon
🌕
With sunlight gone so soon
Will be longest moon view of year
Perhaps..I'll raise a glass of cheer
If it seem smaller, it will be
Cuz we're close to apogee
Distant moon, no bad king tide
Still along coast, no where to hide
When Antarctic ice breaks free
Then real high tides Earth will see
Not if, when & likely soon
For humans, will not be boon
Stay safe, stay aware
It's crazy out there...
Today On Earth

Those clouds..contrails
Taking the TrumpVirus home!!
Still...lovely




*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

Friday, December 17, 2021

This Balmy December..Land Day!!

While the big dog shreds a new toy
A day beckons to get out & enjoy
Toasty warm w/ some cirrus haze
Slight rain chance, next 2 days
I'll believe that when it falls
My guess, drops is gonna be all
Last night's battle, the rotten squirrel
Bring it on in, big dog gave it a whirl
Of course, that was a no, no, no, no
Still at the door he continued to show
Not sure if it was reburied or eaten
Maybe more time the rot will sweeten
😲
Last night, saw Jupiter & Venus, too
Comet nor Saturn could shine thru
Tonight is not looking good
Be ok if rain it would..
Sunspots are beginning to kick
Making some radio reception sick
Auroras are fired up, aglow
But, waaaay up north for that show
No issues at all with earthquakes
TrumpVirus, another 1,200 it takes
Winter forecast; looking mostly mild
La Nina got warmth styled
That & all our CO2
Sun's heat shines on through
But, CO2 is a nice heat trap
Cranking up Earth's greenhouse wrap
If we stop burning, will it go away
Not before glaciers call it a day
When Antarctic ice sheet does go
2 foot rise be the quick show
What if 2' by...say 2030
For humanity, rather hurty
8 billion & lot less shore line
Things on Earth will not be fine
Here at the tirehouse, it's Land Day
24 years ago 20.003 acres came my way
Added 10.8 the next summer
Since then, seldom a bummer
My personal forest preserve
After day in 9th grade, what I deserve:)
Time to go check it out
Get my wild dog out & about
Not sure what just ran through the trees
I think a deer, dogs he flees??
Always an adventure..
Today On Earth

Creek & sunset
Sweeeet




 

Thursday, December 16, 2021

Comet Alert!!

It's rounded the sun, into evening sky
Time to get out binocs & give a try
Find Venus, below & right, might spy
Comet Leonard, about to do flyby
Of the Evening Star
Won't miss it by far
In fact will be so near
Might graze Venus' atmosphere
☄   😲
Down here on Earth, air on rage
Yesterday, entire upper plains the stage
Traveling at about 100 miles/hour
Created more than a little shower
Hurricane winds, hail & snow
Just for fun, threw in a tornado
Throw in another 2K TrumpVirus dead
Maybe time to put hoax & lies to bed
While the Solstice is the real reason
For parties & celebrations this season
Reason easy for Global Warming
Human numbers have grown alarming
Won't cut back on the fossil fuel
Yet still we deny & play the fool
In your face evidence..just remember
It ain't right, tornadoes in December
🌋
At least, La Palma finally took a break
Just a nap, or gonna re-awake
4 still blasting in Aleutians
Kilauea still oozing lava solutions
Indonesia, Kamchatka & Etna, too
16 on the list but missing a few
None in S. or Meso-America, really
No eruptions, that's just silly
Kansas & W. Texas still got the shakes
Fracking salt water injection, all it takes
Indonesia with another earthquake swarm
But, that is so their subduction norm
Still nothing too crazy or scary
It's still Earth, we should still be wary
Sun is back to a spotty mess
But, solar wind average, more or less
East coast about to have a 3 day run
70-ish temps, get out for fun
Cool will be back for winter's start
But, we're still stuck at Drought Mart
And...no rain really in sight
Slightest chances Fri/Sat night
Just enough clouds to block the view
Easy to spot Venus, will comet show thru
Get out and look
Today (later) On Earth

Turtle..in
Floriduuuh
Smarter than
Marco Rubio & 
Ronnie DuhSantos
Combined




Wednesday, December 15, 2021

Haze Here, Chinooks There

They drop the snow & come a'roaring
Your small pets, indoors you'll be storing
Cuz the Chinook winds are coming today
Kicking temps, melting the snow away
Temp changes with elevation
Moisture helps that relation
Dry air heats up rapidly
So big pressure difference you see
And, that means big wind
Chinooks & they are gonna send
Anything that ain't tied, tightly, down
Flying around, from CO'll be KS bound
In Boulder, need twice as many fence posts
And, small pet warnings, it ain't a boast
Here is calm, warmer but hazy
That & sore calf, today gonna be lazy
30.50"+ of mercury, pressure extremely High
And, as usual of late, no rain nearby
Tomorrow & Friday warmer still
Be Sunday before any December chill
Plate boundaries rule the quake scene
But, mag. 5.1 the biggest seen
Still..if that hits & you are near
You'll be aware, that is clear!
AZ & Floriduuh finally report
Both locales hoppin' death resort
1,700+ yesterday's reported dead
Still, all on fat guy with orange head
With followers living big denial
Whole crew should be put on trial
So obviously guilty, big treason
Thought we shot folks for that reason
Well, we should
That would be good!!
🌪🌪🌪
More 'merican BS..
In KY, candle production had to go on
Now least 8 employees are gone
Told if the left, they'd be fired
Of greed & slime we should be tired
Want to place the tornado blame
To miss this chance would be a shame
Really traces all back to Mitch
Kentucky's own little senate bitch
Denies reality of global warming
Which is direct result of tornado swarming
But, all Mitch says is no, no, no, no, no
Do nothing, just how the GOP gonna go
Then blame it on other side
Behind their lies they try & hide
History will not be kind to Mitch
Up donnie's ass, his little bitch
Me, time to limp on out with big dog
Not a chance, I'm gonna jog..
Today On Earth

Just one more thing
GOOGLE SUCKS
Trying to upload pic
But, no!!!!

Finally...
Dog loves to squirm!!