The Last Election...

The last 'merican election is done

Seems our brains been set to stun

If it tells us where we're at

We are gullible, stupid & fat

You thought it was bad before

This time, even more hate in store

Won't be no wall, no Obamacare

Roads & bridges w/ no repair

Ukraine is done, soon Poland, too

Start the countdown to WWIII

This time, it's nuclear misery

No farm workers, construction stops

Be no chicken wings or pork chops

No one coming to visit here

Why, be bedlam, chaos, hate & fear

Phobos & Deimos, now moons of Mars

Soon, fear & panic in all gay bars

Roundups, fake trials, holding camps

To gas chambers, no wheel chair ramps

Stock up folks, big gun fights coming

Still, Earth don't care we be slumming

Rafael coming w/ more flooding rain

Flyover fools, don't even try & complain

This is on you, you put the loser in

Only reality, it's Earth for the win

Humans, nope, w/ this backwards slip

Results are in, we have tipped..

Today On Earth

Ordered in Mid-August

Got it 45 minutes..

Before polls closed

Made In America

Says it all, we suck!!

demented doonies chinese crap

arrived sooner

no disability allowed in Ghina!!

Here, can sit on your fat

trumpdicksucking ass

and get paid...but, not for long

Bankruptcy coming

It's what he does...

Seeeeeya America

Too bad we won't make 250!!

Somebody Getting Election Rejection!

☆☆☆☆☆

Somebody gonna find out what we think

But, tonight, bettin' we're all gonna drink

Dementia donnie w/ last second rant

Any hope for humanity, win, he can't

Raging on about his troubles w/ mic

Same mentality as a 2 year old tyke

OK deniers got asses kicked again

Seems in Iowa, lyin' donnie may not win

Older women have tipped the polls

As young nazi men, out on patrols

But, the worst are all in jail

It seems, justice did prevail

W/ his loss, donnie be joining them

Then real celebration can begin

Rafael continues to grow

As sea ice remains a no show

Good quake in Hawai'i, new eruption?

Solar blast, only minor sky disruption

Here, I can hear illegals at work

Cuz from labor 'mericans shirk

To social security, let 'em pay in

For all but big biz, it's a win

Just get their women on the pill

Already facing population chill

I'm picking Kamala to win BIG!!

Cuz we need a woman w/ the gig

Today On Earth

Not sure, but I think this is

Tuckerman's Ravine

Jump on in donnie!!

Irony Impairment Runs Rampant..

As guy w/ orange face & fake hair

Prepares, before polls close, to declare

That he won, that he's so great

As his dick suckers seethe w/ hate

The planet continues w/ kicking ass

While humans pray to the god of cash

OK fracks, suckles at the oil teat

As Fall tornadoes turn OKC to meat

allah, again, fails to answer any prayers

As Indonesia deals w/ hot ash repairs

And, Rafael, soon w/ Gulf in its sights

Bringing coastal flooding to new heights?

Dementia donnie's ads, tough on crime?

Riots pics shot during his prez time

Lots of claims but no hint of any plan

Just mo' lies from petty, hateful li'l man

Elsewhere

Greece, offshore, only real big quake

Sun is spotty but taking a blast break

Mo' wild weather in flyover denial land

We hate you, send money, they demand

So donnie, after you mass deportation

Who'll do your chicken decapitation?

Who'll work fields & cut up your meat?

Clean your 'palace', wash your nasty sheet?

If no one pays taxes, who builds the wall?

How quick will 'great' 'merica fall

Cuz only business plan we every see

Is rip folks off & declare bankruptcy!

Today On Earth

Let them eat sushi!!

Or sashimi..

OKC Trashed, Loihi & Solar Blasts

New Hawaiian 'isle' continues to grow

For now, still a subsurface show

Lotta quakes means magma's movin'

In OKC, tornadoes were a'groovin'

Prominence off the sun, biggest yet

Will they get bigger, a safe bet

Also, safe bet, Dementia donnie'll lie

Claiming only he can win, yea, nice try

Women don't want him, men are fools

We gonna discover, it's ladies that rule

Men have screwed planet so bad

Too many sperm donors, too few dads

Another cool day, but warmth to come

But, lack of rain, mo' & mo' of a bumm

Got no readers, not much mo' to say

Time for dog walk & some pickle play

Today On Earth

Hang on you tortoises!!

I know...shrooms long gone

Leaves Fall, Rain Does Not..

As usual, the rain shower missed here

Front is thru, skies, cool & clear

While we should remember

It is now November

We know, heat is about to return

While in the Carib, a low does turn

Storm Patty is now way out at sea

May bring Spain mo' rain - wheee!

2 Lows opposite Cuba just may

Get together for late season play

Texass frackers, another good shake

Hawai'i, magma is looking for a break

Sun is still messin' w/ Earth's stability

Antarctic radio blackout, they still see

Early tree color has blown away

Mostly oaks waiting to make a play

But, some are going straight to brown

Dead, then tumbling down

No shortage of dead-standing wood

For my wood stove, that is good

For the forest, very sad

Election, all signs point to bad

We know dementia boy'll say, I won

A guess, November won't be fun

Pres Joe, a minor worry

Will he make January?

Dementia donnie, a stroke any day

Or seem already well under way

Trouble w/ door handle recently

Staggered, lunged..instability

Then ranted, but none could hear

Actual answer, not even near

Mindless rant is all he does

Same old lies, windmill's buzz

Still his TDS*, live up to the adage

That they truly are just garbage..

Hateful, racist, misogynists all

If he seizes power, USA will fall

Not to worry, I will confess..

Earth will clean up our mess

Today On Earth

Walking Stick..don't care

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

They'd kneel so quick

Poser for jesus Gar-bage!!

Li'l Rain..

I actually drove in rain today

But, so far, ain't come this way

Kinda weird not seeing the sun

After an entire month long run

Rain in Spain..kinda insane

Did it to ourselves, don't complain

Trump threat to women, no surprise

Not like he's a rapist in disguise

Convicted of rape, made to pay

TDS* posers for jesus, zip to say

Sun still flaring but no CME

Seems strange, how could it be?

Brief cool down then back to warm

Should be worried but just re-arm

Election lies just keep coming

'merica, ever downward dumbing

Planet still w/ zero concern

As humans still refuse to learn

Today On Earth

A view from a chair

A Hammock chair!!

Hickory!!