Thursday, February 29, 2024

Supreme Court Sucks donnie's Li'l Dick

First, donnie'll rub Clarence in the ass
Too short & stubby to actually pass
Then Sammi'll give him a suck
As democracy..runs outta luck
But, if a prez has total immunity
Here's what we hope to see
Joe orders secret service cut loose
Seal team puts donnie in a noose
Takes his fat ass far offshore
Into the sea, no donnie, no more
Cuz if a prez can do anything
Kill donnie & let democracy ring
πŸŒ§πŸŒ¬πŸŒ…
Here's our weather, in pic array
Rain, then wind, then sun today
It's Leap Day, every 4 years
Should we party, have some beers
Celebrate Texass quakes & fires
Making all lone star deniers..liars
North Atlantic still quite warm
And, little sea ice, it seems, did form
Scientist baffled, reasons unclear
Hey mo-rons, world warming is HERE
It's here now, has been for years
😱
Mexico City, near NO water fears
I'll say it again
Not too little water, too many Mexicans
Too many humans is the reason
That Earth's engine, close to seizen'
Well, Earth don't care, that is bull
But, of humans, it's way too full
Popes, imams, rabbis, too
Run their con, give world a screw
Euros, gave Mike Johnson the blame
Very lame guy w/ very lame name
But, won't let a vote on Ukraine aid
Sucking donnie's dick, world way laid
Today On Earth

Not doin' much w/ that li'l dick
donnie

Maybe Amy'll suck it..



Wednesday, February 28, 2024

Wild Wednesday Brewing... Zup Singapore??

In ongoing crazy blog news
Still, daily, hundreds of views?
Most seem to be in Singapore..
So...a WTF? I must implore...
Here in VA, the wind is whipping
Downward a few drops are slipping
In the plains of N. central USA
Heat appears to have gone away
In Texass, deniers of climate change
Don't find Feb. wildfires a bit strange?
Also dealing w/ fracking caused quakes
As more women's rights they takes
N.F Dakota, it's below zero
Brain's frozen, think donnie's a hero
Raghead voters in MI, uncommitted
Had to flee homes, overbred, over-shitted
Now come here to overbreed & bitch
& pray to poser allah..that's rich
If all these gods so loving & kind
Why are followers so hateful & UNkind
Posers for jehovah, allah & jesus, too
& hindis giving world a big ole screw
Earth don't care, still not aware
We humans are even here
Canadian fires now burn underground
Sea's rising all around
(How's that working for ya, Singapore?)
3rd world whining 'not our fault'
But, overbreeding, they won't halt
Their leaders take our cash, into greed
Then ignore all the local need
What happens to you, is your fault!!
Tough to swallow..add some salt:)
Yea, your parents, family play a role
But, to change, improve, your control
Palestinians created their own mess
But, in Michigan, they won't confess
'merican way, want someone to blame
But, rest of world's also into that game
No quakes to worry about today
Here, it's a wild front charging our way
Big wind, big rain, temps still mild
But, Feb's leap day, winter's child
Monster sunspot still not blasting
Unknown, how long stability lasting
Sun halos usually means coming rain
Seems early pollen a better explain
Ain't nothing but change
Earth..seems into speedy rearrange
Not sure we're ready...
😜  LOFL!! 😜
Today On Earth
Gonna be wild

Like Sammy Rae




Tuesday, February 27, 2024

Idaho Quakes, Plains Fires, Midwest Tornados.. The Usual..

Another chaotic day on the big world
More self-created problems unfurled
Set up the place.. to kick our own ass
Deforestation, mining, burning gas
And coal & oil & charcoal & wood
And wars, drugs & shopping, not good
A pyramid scheme set up for the few
Then lil vlady & donnie, the real screw
Earth spins on, reacting's what it does
But, easy to trace back to the cause
It's us & has been for many millennia
Cut down the trees then over breed
Then erosion, then we can't feed
All those kids all those fools begat
And, made-up man gods; one big splat!
It's even cool to be disgustingly fat
Not a pretty place we are at...
So..I'm gonna hunker in my tire home
Rarely get out for a little roam
Just too crazy & too many guns
In the hands of too many hateful sons
Idaho, another day of good li'l shakes
On the plains building fire breaks
Cali still dealing w/ more rain
In Ghina, seems cold's bringing pain
Monster sunspot but no CME
So, little chance of auroras to see
We've got clouds, maybe a shower
MaΓ±ana, T-storms, may have to cower
Lyin donnie, winning but not kicking ass
Nikki remains, to him a bad rash
Bet he's had those before
Lock his ass up, he'll have more
Where's he gonna come up w/ bail
Selling crap w/ an online sale?
Lot of dumbasses out there, who knows
While don jr. snorts coke up his nose
Lovely folk, what 'merica deserves
Land of denial, all focus; self-serve
Catapults along border, catch & release
Fling a few home, influx'd cease
Pop punks w/ guns, their parents, too
Consequences, weak & way too few
But, Earth has them waiting
And, in death, no pearly gating..
Just dead..
Today On Earth

Brown monster
Planning his next escape..



Monday, February 26, 2024

March '24.. It's All About The Lighting

 Surprise Idaho quake
Monster sunspot..but, no blast
Yet
March 2024 - On & Off Earth


My oldest and dearest friend in Louisa, now sadly departed, was both a master of appliance repair and photography. Denny Ray could, often, help you fix your ailing appliance over the phone or get out his camera and capture you at your best in a portrait. From early in our friendship and for years to come he reminded me, “it’s all about the lighting”. March, perhaps more than any other month, is all about the lighting.


While Denny and other good photographers control the lighting in their photos that is not an option we have wandering about on the planet. The sun, direct by day and indirect, reflected off the moon, in the evening is what we get. The intervening factors are the clouds, that cover about half our planet at all times (a bit of a shock to the first astronauts) and the time of day we venture out.


The ‘golden’ hour of light, near sunrise and sunset, makes for a far different adventure outside than a midday walk with the sun high overhead. The stark shadows cast on a sunny day shorten and add a harshness to the view. Clouds soften the scene, increasing the depth of field, letting us see farther and more clearly into any grove of trees. During March, the view will change even more, the sepia tones of winter shifting to the mallow green of baby leaves bursting out to catch the ever increasing sunlight.


Even as we gain more than two minutes of daylight every day of the month and the sun angle steepens noticeably, the biggest lighting change in March occurs on the 10th when we ‘Spring Ahead’ into Daylight Saving Time. It instantly becomes easier to sleep in and easier to go for an evening wander. And, it just begins to feel more like summer.


Earth reaches a momentary equilibrium with the sun directly over the equator at 11:06pm on the 19th: the Spring or Vernal Equinox. (The Leap Day in February moved the equinox up a day.) The crescent moon does its monthly pass of Jupiter on the 13th; also the day our view of the sun changes from Aquarius to Pisces. The Morning Star, Venus, continues to pull away from Earth sinking lower and lower into the pre-dawn sky.


Our moon spends half the year above the plane of Earth’s orbit, half below. That means, twice a year it lines up with us. That lining up allows eclipses to happen. The Full Worm moon will slide through the edge of Earth’s shadow early on the 25th but will be hard to even notice and not worth getting up at 3am to view.


Two-ish weeks later, April 8th, the New moon will not only line up with the sun and Earth but will be as close to Earth as it gets all year. That alignment will allow the moon to cast a huge shadow on our planet coming ashore at Mazatlan on the west coast of Mexico and 2 1/2 hours later exiting the Canadian Maritimes. At the peak, Virginia will see about 85% of the sun covered. That means: SAFE SOLAR EYE PROTECTION WILL BE REQUIRED, for the entire event here!! Find or purchase eclipse shades NOW, before the real craziness begins. This may come up again next month. Next solar eclipse in USA: 2044.


On a bit of a sad closing note, Annette Hayes, the bright light who was the Queen of Louisa pickleball, passed away last week. But, her joy and energy shine on, in all of us that she taught and brought into the game. We dink on in her memory and honor.


Randy Holladay

oldrockguy@gmail.com


Lemon blossoms



Sunday, February 25, 2024

Another Forecast... Miss..

Yesterday's "slight chance" of a shower
Showed human's lack & Earth's power
Not that much rain or for that long
But, forecast sure got it waaay wrong
But, a return to chill, that they got
We'll see, if by midweek, it is really hot
Few quakes today, most a local surprise
But, really? Plates only thinnest disguise
Sunspot is really main concern
Monstrous, is now to be Earth's turn?
Minor blast have shut down radios
Hope grid ain't the next that goes
donnie won SC & he's so proud
Too bad..'bout that indictment shroud
TDS* show how low they'll go
And, just how little that they know
Not learning much on the fox
Squeeze all they know in tiny box
Believe donnie & jesus con-men, too
Thinking heaven when they're thru..
But, we've turned Earth into a hell
W/ our wars & the slime we sell
Think..that if to a man-god they pray
He'll step in & save the day
But, none have stepped in so far..
And, humans ain't gonna stop a war
Today On Earth


Somebody left a comment..
I get it...

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker
This shit pile is smarter..

Saturday, February 24, 2024

Full Snow (not...:) Moon

The moon was behind Earth today
At exactly 7:30 the experts say
It's the snow moon but there's none
Or ice or cold, winter seems 'bout done
Another month, another warmest ever
That's what should make us all shiver
Or the idea of lyin' donnie in charge
And wars worldwide getting large
Screwed the world in 1/2 time of Bush
If again, over tipping point, a big push
But hey, likely already way too late
Temperature changes..gonna be great
Polluted water, air, washed away soil
Under hateful religions, billions toil
For big bucks we're happy to spoil
A lovely planet..burning gas & oil
And, lets not forget, nasty coal
Still burning filth, let the money roll
As donnie ruins world from his phone
House speaker sucking his stubby bone
Hypocrisy is the poser christian way
Better hope..jesus don't have final say
Refuses Ukraine aid vote
W/o our help, won't stay afloat
Then goes Poland, then goes Taiwan
W/ donnie the douche..hope is gone
And, so is democracy
But, war & chaos...we will see
πŸ’£πŸ€―
Usual quake scene, no big issues
Guessing Iceland, lava out of fissures
Monster, wild sunspot pointing at us
Big blast..could be a big fuss
Cool here w/ a weak front near
Keeping sky, less than clear
Big warmth in week ahead
Welcome to new Earth, 'nuff said
Today On Earth
πŸ‹
Baby Key Limes
Nice!!
Lemon shot... tomorrow



Friday, February 23, 2024

RIP Annette Hayes, You Will Be Missed!!

Louisa's queen of pickleball passed away
Annette taught us all the right way to play
Don't overthink
Just hit the dink
With love in heavy hearts we mourn today


Outside, it's almost, barely wet
Little showers is all we'll get
More fracking quakes in Texass
OK too..gotta have mo' gas
And, mo' disasters & asthma, too
But, use less, we will not do
GOP happy letting down Ukraine
Like lil Vlady, GOP leader's insane
donnie the douche just lies on
For millions, seems, reality is gone
All as Earth keeps kicking our ass
AND
donnie will, but warming will NOT pass
Could be 2300, w/ humans long gone
Before Earth sings a cooler song
Sun is flaring but no CME's, yet
Solar max peaking, we're gonna get
HIT
No power..Earth rules will kick in
W/ war til the ammo runs thin
Doesn't one big shootout sound like fun
When everyone has got a gun
And, know you can't trust anyone
CUZ
Guns do not save lives
Same old lying NRA jive
⚰⚰⚰πŸ”«πŸ”«⚰⚰⚰
They only kill
And, certainly will
Probably more here than in Ukraine
Now, that is truly...INSANE
Today On Earth

Thursday, February 22, 2024

Happy Birthday George!! 'bama sucks

It's George's Birthday to celebrate
Cuz of all the prez' he was great
While many were, more of a poser
Last one, traitor & 'merican hoser
We should put lyin' donnie in the slammer
And the judge down in Alabama
In a state not known for education
Another man added to female frustration
Now, frozen embryos have rights
But, blacks or women, none in sight
From posers for jesus, there's no escape
Next, to guarantee babies, legalize rape
Already the main choice in 'bama
To be Tide greek, you gotta slam her
It's the way donnie rolls w/ the ladies
Rape then pay-offs, keeps it shady
Minor uptick today in quakes
But, none likely to cause big breaks
Volcano list, seems incomplete
Up in Iceland, growing lava street
I missed the morning planet show
Growing haze, so never know
Chance of rain today, rather slim
Even as the clouds roll in
Next week, jumping to HOT
Did I mention...
Warming world is what we got
Get out eclipse shades & see sunspot
Waaay bigger than Earth, giant black dot
RVA school news, ruled by slime
Shonda Harris Mo', should be doing time
She's like GOP, lie, deny & blame
No consequences, no change in game
2nd grader, gun to school yesterday
Why aren't the parents locked away?
Or kid & parents...shot
Then some consequences we got:)
Today On Earth
Happy Birthday George
We could sure use ya...

Re-do on drive
Looks great
Now..I gotta pay!!



Wednesday, February 21, 2024

Venus & Mars; Pre-Dawn Tomorrow!!

Tomorrow, low in the east pre-dawn sky
Take a peek, may wanna give binocs a try
Venus will dominate, it'll be crazy bright
Look close, red Mars'll be in same sight
Evening sky ruled by gibbous moon
Full Snow is near, Friday..soon
Might be some clouds around by then
But, today, same cool, dry day, again
Sunspot 3590, could launch M-class flare
Not that most anyone is even aware
If it's not tiktoking on their phone
Will just roll their eyes & groan
Round the planet, hate your neighbor
Seems the attitude most folks savor
Ohh, they'd deny it, say they love
But, then why give 'em a bullet shove
Quake scene today, no problems there
Live near a volcano, then you're aware
Or..you better be
If more life you wanna see
Lil Vlady has killed his rival off
When asked, buddy fat donnie..a scoff
If you're a dick-tator wanna be
Then, with killing rivals, you agree
TrumpVirus has metastasized
Posers for jesus ok w/ evil on their side
Burning witches or lynching slaves
Is how road to heaven a jesus poser paves
While the mornings have been chilly
And, it may sound a little silly
But, it seems like this winter in done
Warming world under the real gun
Too much heat, too many humans
Today On Earth..

Not sure if this is positive
OR
In your face..
Or that I wanna know..



Tuesday, February 20, 2024

Sammy Rae: WOW!! AXS: Sucks.. Bad

Sammy Ray & Friends rocked last night
Too bad nothing about AXS is right
Scamming millions but couldn't get in
Corporate monopoly ripoff..again
Big dog thought, he'd go out, too
Chased him down before puppy screw
Not what I needed to start a day
Sneaky ass dog, slinkin' away
Big rains continue to hammer the west
Trop Storm, S. Atlantic, not the best
Another 'in our face' sign of change
We've trapped heat, set up a rearrange
We've gone back to very dry
Few quakes but no locals die..??
Monster sunspot turning to Earth, now
Will this be the one..big kapow!!
Kinda like ruskies in Ukraine
Blowing up Nuke plant, li'l vlady insane
Spineless GOP..just walked away
donnie continues his traitor play
Today On Earth

What a show!!



Monday, February 19, 2024

It's A Furniture Sale Holiday...

Celebrate a prez w/ a furniture sale
We'd celebrate if last one was in jail
President's Day is a national joke
George Washington, he was the bloke
That won freedom & held it together
Got 13 states thru early stormy weather
Since then, some good, some bad
Since Nixon, every republican, a cad
Ford, Reagan, Bushes 1 & 2
Lastly, traitor donnie w/ final screw
Every democrat was left a mess to clean
From GOP; debt, war, econ collapse seen
The Fear: for democracy to prevail
donnie needs to be dead or in jail
I'd prefer dead
Bullet in his fake blonde, fat head
GOP House, happy to let vlady win
On their bony knees sucking don again
All the TDS* in Daytona
Rain delay on their loud car boner
Texass fracking has moved east
Causing quakes, some a minor beast
Big Oil w/ a quick denial
But, Earth's putting us all on trial
More big rains & floods, west coast
No longer fires & drought they boast
Here we got cool & very dry
Big gibbous moon, high in the sky
Lighting up the over night
Jupiter still a lovely sight
Sun spots but no Earth shots
Free solar heat..
Pretty sweet..
Today On Earth

Is this what donnie's dick looks like
Stormy said, small & miss-formed


*TDS -TrumpDickSucker
Thinks he & CSA won..
Such losers..

Remember
It's doggiestyle.co
not .com




Sunday, February 18, 2024

Hazy Skies, Serious Chill

High pressure brought the chill last night
Today we've got haze & less sunlight
Still cold out, forecast to warm
As southern air gets us close to norm
Afghans got some rocks shaken loose
Tonga shakes, closing Pacific rim noose
Relax, Pacific ain't going no where
But, of its subduction we are aware
Big blast from sun's south pole
Not usually how our star does roll
Getting close to solar max, li'l squeeze
Soon to turn spot, increase solar breeze
Rain may put Daytona race on hold
Wonder if the fans have been told
The world is warming, from our gas
Just deny it, so sad..TDS* dumbass
Congress did nothing then took a break
See, if in, mo' money they could rake
Lyin' donnie got 'em by the balls
Spineless cowards, invertebrates all
Earth cares not what's going on
Nor if we're here or long gone
But, it reacting to all our CO2
Turning up thermostat degree or 2
Or 3 or 4
Maybe even more
But, stuck in our trivial day to day
Little changes don't seem to play
But Daytona drenched, NYC digging out
Earth is giving us a daily shout..
Problem: every corporate fat cat
Change: ain't no easy money in that
Today On Earth

The Old Poinsettia
25+ years...??

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker
Send him money.. you been played!!

Saturday, February 17, 2024

Sakurajima Blows Its Top..

Japan is an island arc
So, volcanoes gonna spark
Seems, Sakurajima just went big
Ash 3 miles high in this gig
E. Texass w/ quite a few shakes
Elsewhere no really big breaks
Sun is blasting but not our way
Rain's gone, gibbous moon today
What we do have is the wind
Anything loose it's gonna send
Overnight clipper was just that
Blew thru & barely even spat
Cornell Lab doing a bird count
In my yard sunflower shells mount
Finches continue relentless graze
Red Belly pecker, he don't plays
In Russia, Navalny is dead
One of millions on li'l vlady's head
Here, one candidate for president
Refuses to pay, admit or repent
With fines up close to 1/2 billion
I'd be surprised if he has 10 million
Doesn't ever pay
Does the bankruptcy wash away
Hard to believe can run prez campaign
On hate & fear w/o shame
Poser for jesus continue to believe..
Course, they're easy to deceive:)
Tithing their money away
Seems they gotta pay to even pray
Nice scam...
Could create pearly gate jam
But, from what I can tell
All headed directly to hell
Most already there, evil slime
Think life on Earth's doing time
Earth today, doing a tease
Pressure diffs, quite the breeze
Today On Earth

Valentine delight
Jupiter w/ moon in sight


Friday, February 16, 2024

WTF Happened Yesterday... We'll See If Google Works Today

No idea what happened yesterday
Added photo & blog went away
Didn't have time or patience for redo
But, did not enjoy the google screw
Today, clouds & solar heating, none
Even though I can see the spotty sun
Likely will not see 1/4 moon tonight
Clouds to thicken & block that sight
Clipper to bring rain or snow dusting
Call of 1-2", I'm not really trusting
Went into pickleball yesterday
W/ Dead Skunk in Road on WNRN play
Came back out to hear Zappa's Montana
40+ year time travel extravaganza
🎡🎡🎡🎡
In sad news, local queen of pickleball
Seems, not doing well, at all
Annette Hayes, taught us all to dink
Stroke laid her low in a blink:(
We were hoping for a recovery
Now maybe.. one more chance to see
😨
Not really cold out but it ain't warm
Floriduuh gearing up for rain swarm
Gonna get lotta TDS* wet at race
Watching loud cars repeat loud trace
Round & round, going no where..fast
Went to one, excitement did not last
Hum of engines, round & round
Left me sleeping..quite sound
But, for simple minds, sucking lite beer
Mental challenge..seems to be clear
These are folks..think donnie is smart
And, for their plight he has a heart
But, he just wants their money & praise
Still have to hope stroke leaves him in daze
Well, more of a daze than he's in now
Every time he speaks, holy cow
The stupidity & hate just pours out
TDS* all wanna be him, no doubt
That's the really sad part
Posers for jesus, commandments to heart
Not a chance, just sin & repent
Let all the laws remain bent
😈
Quakes, none big, around the Ring
Still no sunspots going.. Zing
Nice job KC, punks w/ guns
Safety hell..everyone RUN
Today On Earth

Most blooms on Mom's orchid
EVER!!

*TDS - you got conned so bad
You'd kneel & suck donnie's dick
Rumor has it..from Stormy
It's small, weird & 'll be quick

Thursday, February 15, 2024

A Frosty Thursday..

 UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE
Add a photo and text goes away
google sucks..why you don't have to pay
Fucking bullshit..
Now I can't even add a photo
You suck google







Wednesday, February 14, 2024

Valentine's vs Ash Wednesday... Fun!!

For those locked into a papal mandate
Options today.. not looking too great
πŸ’–πŸ·πŸ«πŸŒΈπŸ’–
Course, whatever's given up for lent
On dinner, will not be money spent
Fun how christians use pagan ways
To set up all their holy days
Equinox & spring full moon
Has easter (Astarte) coming so soon
Named after goddess of fertility
From papists, enough of that we see
πŸŒ’
Dazzling sight, Jupiter & crescent moon
How soon spotted in the afternoon??
Across Pacific mag. 6.0 quakes
And a few reminder shakes
HEY.. you live on a fault line
Eventually, all won't be fine
Sun still covered in big spots
Earth mostly dodging the shots
Cool here but solar heating rules
Dog w/ deer bone..drools
Today On Earth

UEFA time...
Can you see the tiny crescent
Glass table top reflection
Last night


Tuesday, February 13, 2024

Boreas Blows In For Mardi Gras

The rain/front has blown thru here
Skies are trying, trying to clear
Up the coast, Nor'easter is blowing
NYC deep into big time snowing
Down in NOLA it's Festival finale
AKA: as Mardi Gras, cold they'll be
Philippines w/ some minor shakes today
Cali; San Andreas is still slippin' away
93 million miles away, our star
Is showering Earth from afar
9 solar flares, filament blasts, too
Zapping satellites is what it'll do
Maybe send auroras into middle lats
Not all the way to NOLA's party hats
Again, donnie shows he don't get irony
Blasting others for what he's done repeatedly
'Euros, don't pay, don't get US to play'
After his 6+ ripoffs in bankruptcy
'blaming Nikki for celebrating loss'
After voters gave him the big toss
If his fat lips a'moving, it's a lie
For mo-ron, hard to give truth a try
Just saw sun for first time in days
Sad dog, hid his deer bone away
He's got more..
Today On Earth

Getting Orbicular
Granite style..

Les bon temps roule!!