First, donnie'll rub Clarence in the ass
Too short & stubby to actually pass
Then Sammi'll give him a suck
As democracy..runs outta luck
But, if a prez has total immunity
Here's what we hope to see
Joe orders secret service cut loose
Seal team puts donnie in a noose
Takes his fat ass far offshore
Into the sea, no donnie, no more
Cuz if a prez can do anything
Kill donnie & let democracy ring
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Here's our weather, in pic array
Rain, then wind, then sun today
It's Leap Day, every 4 years
Should we party, have some beers
Celebrate Texass quakes & fires
Making all lone star deniers..liars
North Atlantic still quite warm
And, little sea ice, it seems, did form
Scientist baffled, reasons unclear
Hey mo-rons, world warming is HERE
It's here now, has been for years
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Mexico City, near NO water fears
I'll say it again
Not too little water, too many Mexicans
Too many humans is the reason
That Earth's engine, close to seizen'
Well, Earth don't care, that is bull
But, of humans, it's way too full
Popes, imams, rabbis, too
Run their con, give world a screw
Euros, gave Mike Johnson the blame
Very lame guy w/ very lame name
But, won't let a vote on Ukraine aid
Sucking donnie's dick, world way laid
Today On Earth
Not doin' much w/ that li'l dick
donnie