That Is Some Fetch...

Moisture fetch, Gulf to Great Lakes

Mostly rain, the form it takes

Indonesia wins w/ today's big shake

donnie reminds, as leader, he's a fake

Diversity is the cause for everything

As RFK & Tulsi get the congress zing

No answers, deflect, blame & deny

But, dumbass 'mericans will buy

After a month, that's been pretty dry

Snow is gone, giving rain a try

News all crazy 'bout Potomac crash

dementia donnie, new thing to trash

Got no views, so why go on

Hopes for our democracy...gone

Today on Earth

I was wrong...

Still a hint of snow..

Gotta look close!!

TOE Is Late..I Went Skiing..Blame Biden!

Short & no guarantee of sweet

But, skiing sure was a treat

⛷🏔⛷

Meanwhile, Texass w/ a good shake

Biden's fault, the GOP take

Plane & chopper w/ a crash

Biden caused them to mash

Texass quake & flooding, too

What's a good Texican gonna do

Blame it on Biden, policies to blame

But, donnie cancelled all, ooopsie game

Too stupid to know, might hurt GOP

Get handouts, too, not just tax free

Got no readers, time to get out

For a walk for rain all about

And, it's coming..

Today On Earth

Still snow yesterday

Bet it's gone today...

Joe Biden melted it...

Goal Not Met...Blame Biden

TDS* standard; blame won't halt

Didn't meet a goal, it's Biden's fault

Too bad Biden failed to fix the mess

That donnie made, but'll never confess

Cuz nothing is donnie's fault, no way!

He's just perfect, what all TDS* say

But *TrumpDickSuckers been played

But, betting none wanna get weighed

Or let true racist views be revealed

Or play poker if donnie dealed..

Onward goes their biggest, hateful joke

Just what the hell do they mean by 'woke'

Man'xplaining like a poser for jesus does

Brains addled by fat & lite beer to fuzz

All as hole in sun sends solar wind here

Arrival time, on 31st seems pretty clear

Since we cut ties with the WHO

Next year flu vaccine, we won't know..

But, most of donnie's firing are illegal

But, already know, laws he's gonna jiggle

Rapist, thief, con man & traitor

Gonna have to pay, sooner or later

For now, it's Earth making us pay

Insurance, their easy money's going away

When'll bird flu make the big human jump

Then won't just be a chicken/egg dump

No vaccine will be allowed, reason..unclear

Cause space laser attacks..they fear??

Could we get RFK or MT Greene to xplain?

Will we all need a worm in our brain?

Earth's rock slippage fairly low today

And, warm temps mean time to go play

Cuz more extreme is on the horizon..

Not donnie's fault, we be surmising

Today On Earth

Snow 2 days ago

Most gone now..

All before today is done??

But, It's Illegal... He Don't Care!

Fat & stupid, our new wanna be king

Thinks he can just do anything

Fire watchdogs that protect us all

Immigration agents having a ball

Tracking down 10 mil, who go' pay?

'Home' countries won't take 'em anyway

But, he hates cops, secret service..

SHOULD..

Take a break, saving him a disservice

We were so close, just a 3" miss

Now, on constitution donnie does piss

Unconcerned, the Earth & the Sun

Here, finally, cold run is done..

Sun almost clear...but coronal hole

Blasting at Earth, 31st, auroras roll

Tonight, just usual planet show

W/ colorful stars of winter a'glow

Twinkle, sparkle..flashing our way

Get out & look, once sun gone away

Tomorrow, moon will be New

In 2 weeks, alignment'll be true

Lunar eclipse, then partial solar

Aussie plate shakes, no wave roller

Birds outside, raking out the seed

Mid-winter, slim pickins, chow they need

Happy to help, frog is still hanging out

Happy to be wet, li'l watering drought

Outdoor water access..frozen still

But, melting w/ today's lack of chill

Finally..

Today On Earth

30 years..still blooming

A Peek At February... On & Off Earth

January thaw, better late than never

A good little shake in Maine..

Crazy!

February 2025 - On & Off Earth

When those first flakes started to fall back on the first Sunday of the new year, few, certainly not I, would have thought their refrozen remnants would still be around on the last Sunday of the month. Yet, hidden in the shadows, throughout the forest and along the edges of fields, patches of snow remained. But, turns out, by the time you read this, that last Sunday kicked off our long awaited January thaw and those patches of snow are now groundwater.

The weather service forecast for February does not look promising for snow lovers. Their models have us swinging out of the deep chill and back into the warm zone for the shortest month. On February 2nd, another forecaster, a well known Quaker woodchuck, under much national media scrutiny, will be coddled into revealing one rodent’s take on what winter has left to offer.

Folklore is fun (Warning: “For entertainment purposes only”) but Phil’s forecast seems backwards to me. If he sees his shadow, it must be sunny. Yet, the shadow sighting means more winter ahead. A cloudy day, with no shadow cast, would tell me, that more gloomy days of winter lie ahead. My first February forecast; by Valentine’s Day, Phil’s forecast will be long forgotten.

There are very reliable forecasts for February. Every day of the month the sun rises a minute earlier and sets a minute later, gaining an hour over the month. We really can see the light at the end of winter’s long tunnel. That extra sunlight will begin kicking plants into grow mode, the drab shades of winter gradually replaced with hints of green and splashes of yellow. Forsythia and jonquils, sure signs that Spring is lurking.

February’s sky treats begin on the 1st. Barring cloud cover, step out that night to see the closest Moon/Venus conjunction (pairing) for at least a year. Venus’ run as the Evening Star is winding down and it will drop a little lower every night over the month. Earth shine will light the ‘dark’ portion of the moon as a bonus that night.

While Venus blazes in the west, high in the southern sky is an even more sparkling show. Jupiter is the beacon high in the south, it’s steady light outshining all the twinkling, colorful stars of winter. Sprawling below Jupiter is Orion, the Hunter, and a handy guide to the winter sky. The three stars of Orion’s belt lead your eyes up toward reddish Aldebaran and down toward the Dog Star, blue-white Sirius. Another red giant star, Betelgeuse, marks Orion’s right shoulder, blue-white Rigel, the hunter’s left knee. Not easily ignored, Mars glows red in the east, still paired with the stars of Gemini.

The moon joins Jupiter and Aldebaran on the 6th, slides over to Mars and Gemini on the 9th. On the 12th, the Full Snow moon will rise near Leo’s bright heart, Regulus. Will there be snow on the ground to reflect all that moonlight like there was last month? I will not make that forecast. I will predict that the sun will move from Capricorn into Aquarius on the 17th.

I did enjoy the snow, how it added contrast to the woods by day and then filled them with soft moonlight by night. The timing also worked out perfectly for a two day ski adventure I had already planned. I can’t say I enjoyed the long, brutal cold spell but I really wasn’t surprised. Even though it had been seven years since we had experienced an extended stretch of below freezing temperatures, extreme seems to be the new normal on Earth. February: we could be shoveling snow or gassing up lawn mowers.

One final forecast; with Valentine’s Day on a Friday, you will need to get your Obrigado reservation in EARLY!

Sunday #4..Still Got Snow..

When the first flakes fell, 4 Sundays ago

Who'd have thought, we'd still see snow

No longer snow, more, glacial ice

And, in some places, no longer nice

Hazy sun, even w/ warmer air

To cause a melt, it won't even dare

But, a warm up is in the forecast

Likely, into February, it will last

Cuz our brutal cold, tied to warming

Super-sized storm, 2 continent swarming

Cali, wants the rain, not the mudslide

Earth w/ fewer safe places to hide

Bonus: San Andreas slips, Puerto Rico, too

Round Pacific Ring, subduction..not new

Blasts from our star, have fizzled out

In donnie's DeeCee, hatred all about

Doin' all he can to shut government down

Don't need a red nose to prove he a clown

Fake hair & makeup, wife loathes him so

Gotta figure, veins in his brain, ready to blow

But, that would leave us w/ j.d. of vance

Then truly, 'merica w/o glimpse of a chance

Still..Ukraine's at peace, inflation's.. gone

Mo' proof he's a liar..knew all along

While idiots stare at phone & believe

Taking their money w/ brains on 'deceive'

Only real future that is looking bright

Temperature 'over' as a bet, is alright!!

Today On Earth

From: spaceweather.com

Atacama desert of Chilé

Thanks Daniele Gasparri

Comet remains - Saturn - Venus

Doin' A Double: Dixie & Dublin... Earth Rules!!

With lotta extra heat energy to spare

Earth shows it's ready & able to share

First, system hammered dixie w/ snow

Crossed the Atlantic, wind all a'blow

Rippin' up Ireland & the UK

Reminder: Earth gets the final say

You can lie & blame, deny & pray

But, in the end, Earth has its way

Like Cali's new coming mess: big rain

+ Baked fire soil = major mudslide pain

As usual, donnie lies, w/o hint of a clue

Once he tells a lie, rerun's; what he do

Hard to say what he really does believe

Decades of lies, he's into self-deceive

Screwed all, setting his traitor army free

How long 'fore 1st crime we're to see

Usual quake scene, local issues but NYC!

Actually, NJ but at 2.4, local talk..rattly

Solar blasts have faded or missed

Planet show viewing, get out, I insist

Readers...ain't got 'em:(

Today On Earth

Prelude to planet show..

21 days..still got snow

Cold Still Bold..Gettin' Old..

It got above freezing, but not much

Still lots of snow & ice & such

Solar blasts means auroras @ high lats

'merica..has rolled up the welcome mats

donnie's reach already w/ a slap down

"No constitution torching in our town"

Ignoring Cali's much needed aid

When po' red states wanna get paid

Cali cuts tax string, whatcha gonna do?

'You screw us, we can screw you, too'

Already, wanting troops for martial law

Cabinet, every brain w/ major flaw

Worm eaten rapists are donnie's crowd

Release traitors, truly Boys, why Proud

Elon still denying his nazi salute

In our schools, more guns, all shoot

At least, our cold is almost gone

Forecast, soon heat'll be turned back on

Got clear skies, planet show shines

Even Uranus & Neptune, not easy finds

Ethiopia, rift zone, ready to spew

So many pray, allah's help overdue

Poser for jesus, think prayers heard

Thinking dementia boy got the word

Better be careful when ya pray..

Seems..Hell is rushing our way..

Today On Earth

You know the rules..

Got lemons

Make lemonade!!

Felons Running Amok... And, That's Just The White House

Lyin' donnie, 'I support the police'

But, let their attacks free to fleece

The country & reform their gangs

But, dementia boy into evil thangs

OOPS

Went to church, got ass chewed out

Had to sit & take it..so wanted to shout

Squirmy JD didn't like hearing that shit

While their wives had to bite the bit

All as winds kick Cali fires back to life

AND

Piles of snow cause deep dixie strife

Here, it's just cold, maybe last day?

As minor solar blast heads our way

Aussie plate is getting the squeeze

But, most quakes, just lil tease

9° this morning, fire out, house.. cool

But, wood stove's cranking, ain't no fool

Birds & tree rats in a frenzy, eatin' seed

Need gov. aid, might as well smoke weed

Round-ups & shut downs coming

All but a slimy few, serious bumming

Today On Earth

Looking longingly out

But, a wise frog, stays inside!!

"You Will Salute Your Führer!!

As advertised, nazis are back in town

Elon, has no problem bowing down

Did nazi salute to close his 'speech'

Seems..new reich is now in easy reach

Dementia boy, silver eagles in oval office

"You vill now bow & you vill confess"

Proud boys are out & buying new guns

Democracy sinks into a setting sun

The actual sun, sending a blast our way

Turkey, with a pretty good rock sway

Saturn loses more sky to bright Venus

Mars & Jupiter, rushing by us

But, not too fast

Month's they'll last..

Earth, unconcerned w/ our plight

But, new extremes daily in sight

Like.. 8" of snow in New Orleans

Cross Gulf coast, new records seen

That's along Gulf of Mexico..

Just a reality reminder... Yo!

Here, it's cold but solar heating is on

Still days before old snow is gone??

Birds are chowing down, 2 tubes, done

Refilled, now to keep tree-rats on the run

It looks so nice outside

But, go out, from cold, can't hide

Today On Earth

Eduardo Schaberger Poupeau

From plains of Argentina

StarLink train, comet Atlas, Carancho bird

Thanks, spaceweather.com

All TrumpDickSuckers

Please practice new salute at home..

Sorry..

No need to practice, they go it!!

Is donnie Still Ranting On... & On... & On..

Ranting longest speech to smallest crowd

Dementia donnie w/ more lies outloud

Freed the traitors, then solved inflation

Living only in his twisted imagination

Back to daily spewing from a douche bag

Round 'mericas neck, a truly huge drag

All as piles of snow & ice

Make the Gulf coast less than nice

That's the Gulf of Mexico

Ignoring donnie's renaming show

Denali still Denali cuz selling a truck

Called a McKinley, you're outta luck

Sun, still growing sunspot, we could see

If nasty cold sky wasn't so hazy

Taiwan still shaking w/ aftershocks

As Ghina's navy prepares door knocks

Whatcha go' do donnie when they invade

When you really got no power to persuade

Another lie, your 'art of the deal'

All you've perfected is art of con & steal

W/ million of fat TDS* looking to blame

Any but themselves, it's truly a shame

So...promises kept, into day 2

I guess the Ukraine war is thru..

Illegals all quickly rounded up

Prices on all goods, drop so abrupt

No...all he really did, actually

Is set a thousand slime-ass traitors free

So.. can get back to planning insurrection

To prevent USA having another election

All as millions just stare at their phone

Ticktok, Ticktok

Ever on goes the clock

And, million still clueless...& alone

Today On Earth

Today's harvest

Added to seed drying..

Will they germinate??

*TDS- TrumpDickSucker

All they are going to germinate

Is mo' & mo' racist hate

Air As Cold As donnie's Heart..

It's so sad on M.L. King's Day

That a fascist future comes our way

W/ air temps as cold as donnie's heart

Earth's reality seems good way to start

Course, climate change'll be denied

But, 'it's so cold', excuse to be tried

Ignores the issue: extra heat = extreme!

We got cold but plenty of heat on scene

Hot & dry Santa Ana's set to return

Stirring embers, Cali w/ a re-burn

Add in snow & ice 'cross dixieland

Migrants not high on list of demands

Who knows what donnie will lie & rant

W/ Joe's pardons, 😭 vengence..can't

Meanwhile, 'bout 93 million miles away

Monster, unstable spot is ready to play

Ghina or sun could take down our grid

Then whatcha gonna do fake blonde kid?

🌏

Good little shake just offshore, Taiwan

Good comet viewing chances..gone?

Looking good now, but, like Icarus

Solar grazing does cause a fuss

Saturn is now below bright Venus

By February, rings be leaving us

Still bright, too; Jupiter & Mars

Even outshining sparkly winter stars

Real issue remains brutal cold

3 days below freezing, we're told

donnie'll claim, but Earth's in charge

He better pause 'fore claiming too large

Today On Earth

Spectacular comet ATLAS

Thanks Daniel Mello

& spaceweather.com

Shot from warm Rio

Good luck 'merica

And, the world!

We're gonna need it..

How long will cease-fire hold?

'fore donnie or benny screw it..

Both jail birds to be:)

Pre-Arctic Blast Rain??

Gearing up for an arctic blast week

So, semi-warm rain..a little freak

This storm'll miss north a bit

Next, deep south gonna take a hit

Even stratosphere.. clouds & cold

Pompous humans..

Earth won't be controlled

Santa Ana winds w/ minor lull

Into next week, maybe back to full

Unstable sunspots looking to blast

Facing Earth, we could be harrassed

Few quakes but only 2 even mag. 5

Standard Earth, li'l shake & jive

Still bummed TDS* will not freeze

For rest, our last day 'fore the squeeze

Unfulfilled promises list will grow

How many'll he kill this time, YO!

Covid deaths still slowly climb

Still millions, unvaccinated slime

Overcooked RFK 'in charge' of health

But, processed foods bring such wealth

Big food dishing: fat, sugar & salt

Stuffing it in, 'mericans won't halt

New poser prez, greasy macs & KFC

So proud of his morbid obesity

Huge disruption coming in the 'force'

USA & reality, coming divorce

Hang on to your ass..

Today On Earth

Here..rain picked up & sun came out!!

WTF??

2 months..still hanging out!!

*TDS - TrumpDickSuckers

Millions of 'em

All like being lied to..

How Will He Lie About The Crowd...!!

Fat dementia donnie in from the cold

Now what crowd size lies'll be told

All the sad TDS* came from so far

Now they'll have to watch from a bar

Drinkin' lite beer, bellies bulged out

Ready to show racism, ready to shout

Irony-blind on M.L. King's day

Ready to make any minorities pay

donnie ready to bow, suck vlady's dick

Ready to tell mo' lies...until they stick

1st promise that will not come true

Ukraine war: be over by day 2

Mid-East cease-fire, credit he'll claim

If nothing happens, Biden he'll blame

All as the reality he will not address

New extreme Earth, makes oath a mess

Was so hoping, out ranting in the cold

Pneumonia's bell, soon to be tolled

Cuz nasty blast of deep polar air

About to be felt, most everywhere

Snow in NOLA, dixie w/ snow & ice

Lotta fools won't take 'no drive' advice

Quake scene today, 'round Aussie plate

Li'l subduction, nothing too great

Sun still spotty, meteorite hits sidewalk

Cali fire nightmare, still rules the talk

But, polar chill will be in charge

So fun, into donnie's day it did barge

HeeeHeee!

Suck it up ya lyin' punk bitch

Minor delay, sticking USA in a ditch..

Today On Earth

Fairy..not angel..no religion here!!

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

Would say you got played

But, really

dementia boy just made your racism

Cool!!

Sad times ahead...

Bombs away Ukraine..while you can

Saturn & Venus Snuggle..

As it gets fairly dark tonight

Lovely planet pairing sight

Venus climbs, Saturn lags behind

Tonight, side by side you'll find

Mars & Jupiter in the E & SE

Out in Cali, fires continue to feast

Not much quake action planet-wide

New sunspot may go to dark side

Grow huge almost overnight

Unstable & not an Earth delight

Today will be warmest of the week

Then, it's shelter you should seek

Cold w/ snow, then just COLD!!

Frozen world is gettin' old

3 rich geek stooges, inauguration day

Musk, Zuck & Bezos on display

To be donnie's pal ya gotta pay

Then kneel & kiss his fat ass

Pay & smooch enough, backstage pass

Only way any can get friends

Democracy...lost in fascist winds

Today On Earth

Cool, cold sky from Brian Loch

Up in N. F Dakota

Thanks spaceweather.com

Tooooooo cold for me..

Mideast cease fire...Jews won't go for it

And, dementia donnie will claim credit

Liar liar pants on fire!!

No Solar Gain Today:(

We got the cloudy & the cold

Still got snow, getting old

High pressure remains in control

But, polar air is about to roll

Into the entire US of A

Heating bills, we gonna pay

Few quakes, only 1 even at 5.0

Sunspots, less stable, ready to blow

In an irony, GOP will look away

Inaugurate a racist on MLK Day

🌋🌋🌋

26 volcanoes still on the list

But, Ethiopia? must have missed

Cali, new fires, old still rage

Extreme Earth, we've turned a page

Coming tomorrow, li'l temp hop

For dementia boy's crowning, big drop

Maybe pneumonia'll take him out

JD..worse, spewing mo' lies about

Hang on..'bout to hit the fan

Petty, hateful, lyin' man

Today On Earth

Was more than a one dog night

But, use what ya got!!

US Cabinet: Rapists Only, Please!

Work for donnie, on resume tape

Better mention 'I like to commit rape'

Heavy drinking & an ability to lie

No one else need bother apply

AND

Bring your knee pads, ready to suck

Praising donnie shows you got pluck

Wanna show dementia boy you got game

Be quick w/ excuses & heavy on blame

That's all it take to be in new GOP

Bonus: poser for jesus & spine-free!!

🌎

Outta fantasy land, on the real Earth

Temps steady rising all 'bout its girth

Well..not here & not anytime soon

Seems big chill the rest of this moon

Maybe a slight warming over weekend

'Fore Siberian air does temperature bend

That would be down & gonna get low

Locally, Earth put on a li'l shaky show

Mag. 2.8 quake in RVA's west end

Very shallow, shocks waves did send

Everyone locally into a mild panic

Sure, dogs & cats gettin' quite frantic

Out west, last day of Santa Ana wind..?

Before Pacific w/ an onshore trend

Sun remains calm, comet hard to see

And, no real quake issues there be

Coming news, the brutal cold

AND

Coming prez, both stupid & old

Will the USA actually survive

AND

How many citizens won't be alive

Last time, Trump+Virus killed

1,219,487

Bettin' none..off to heaven

Where????

No one blathering about it..can say where it is..

Today ON Earth

King George w/ post quake blues..

Playing Politics With Disaster... You Know.. GOP

W/ hands out, for more than they put in

TDS* w/ disaster extortion game again

Whyoming senator, where they pay no tax

(like, Why do we care about Wyoming?)

Wants money to Cali w/ strings attached

But, if Cali succeeds, Oregon, Wash., too

For an economy what'll 47 states do?

Cuz w/o COW states, USA is screwed

Then add own tariffs, donnie's tattooed!!

Greenland ain't joining, Canada w/ a FU!

donnie's gang of rapists, w/ a self-screw

😡😡😡

Here, we prepare for 1st round of cold

Snows ok, but w/o skiing, kinda...old

Siberian blast coming early next week

Where January warm up that we seek?

Least my solar warming is working well

Screens on window, cardinal "to hell!"

Sun got spots but all that Earth can see

All seem calm, deep into stability

Doubt we can say same thing next week

Dementia donnie w/ a constitution tweak

Vengeance wrapped in stupid

    Not a good mix

He & his rapists buddies dumb

    As a bag 'O sticks

No big quake issues, Japan aftershocks

Ethiopia & Iceland, molten moving rocks

Hope you caught moon blocking Mars

Gorgeous night, w/ sparkly winter stars

Moon movin' on, Earth tracking planets down

Only Venus is fast gaining ground

Saturn & Venus getting closer tonight

Get out & keep and eye on that sight

Santa Ana' forecast is not looking good

Fires w/ keep burning all available wood

😩

Today On Earth

THANKS

Kevin Witman - from PA

AND

spaceweather.com

Looks like they're gonna crash...AAAAHHH

But, they didn't!!

Missed by 45-ish million miles

*TDS - TrumpDickSucker

You got played!!

Moon & Mars Set To Tango!!

It's looking like skies will remain clear

Dreaded cloud-out, the only fear

Full Wolf moon will occult Mars @ 9:15

Reddish Mars will no longer be seen

For an hour, then it'll re-emerge, cool!

But, to watch will need 'least 1 tool..

Binocs or a telescope to really see

W/ moon as bright as it can be!!

Castor & Pollux in a line right above

Jupiter in Taurus' horns, w/ love:)

Venus got Saturn drawing oh so near

Ringed world getting left 😱 oh dear

S. Japan rocked today w/ 6.8 quake

But, on shores no tsunami did break

Nepal & Ecuador w/ rocks on the roll

Sadly, Santa Ana's back on patrol

Condition right for mo' hot dry winds

Already 24 folks that are dead

But, w/ 62 sq miles of rubble bed

That death count is likely to rise

Shocked, at the mayhem, still surprise😱

Global warming & climate change

Long forecast of extreme re-arrange

It ain't coming, IT IS HERE!!

Dementia donnie will only increase fear

W/ no solutions, just denies & ignores

Too bad Earth ain't one of his whores

But, it's only gonna get wilder..

Least we got one day w/ milder

Today On Earth..

Li'l orchid on a winter day!!

Frog is still just chillin'..:)

Mexican Shake, Santa Ana's Roar!

🔥🚒🔥🚒🔥

As the Santa Ana's blow in hot & dry

LA devastation could make ya cry

Miles of chard homes now just rubble

Winds picking up, means more trouble

No easy answers on a planet set to bake

& won't even consider the changes to make

Like a fatty that won't diet, wants a pill

We just won't stop with the oil swill

And, on the religious 'believers' breed

Yet, from Earthly view, we are the weed

Exponential growth just will not last

Civilization crashed in the past

But, needed resources for 8 billion

Might as well try & feed a zillion

Desert SW where our lettuce does grow

Ain't got no water to show

LA w/o water to battle the fires

Seems in city management, lotta liars

Just like incoming administration

Boldfaced lies no longer a sensation

6.2 quake down in Mexico

African rift headed to lava show?

Sun spotty but quiet, grids won't fry

But, eye delights in evening sky

Moon, 1/2 way 'tween Jupiter & Mars

Tonight it closes, Red planet stars

Setting up for occultation Monday night

Here, 9:15pm planet, disappearing sight

Saturn, fast closing on Venus, too

Get out & look, whatcha gotta do..

Today On Earth

My little buddy is still around!!

Distract, Deflect, Deny & Blame... The Felon Game!

As a reminder...

Just like every con in the penitentiary

Screaming 'I didn't do it, it wasn't me!'

Our soon to be felon poser prez

Is still lying & denying, his main biz

If news is crazy about war in Greenland

They ain't thinking about..

Who he wants to put in command..

In 'not' shocking news, '24 warmest ever

But, don't mean we won't ever shiver

More energy just means more extreme

Maybe apple w/ a new screaming meme

😱

Most of snow missed here overnight

Just a new dusting, snow less of a delight

Ain't going anywhere any time soon

But, bonus..get out for walk w/ the moon

Which'll be below Jupiter after sunset

Actually, it's there now, is a safe bet..

But, you need to be in the Middle East

Right Now..for that eye feast

And, far as I'm aware

No one wants to be there!!

Likewise, major exodus from LA

As mo' badly planned homes, burned away

Can't get insurance, there's a good reason

Eventually coming, flood or fire season!

Home in dry scrub, on coast or flood plain

Trouble is coming, don't whine or complain

Comet reports seem way overrated

Too close to sun, for view, don't be baited

Real show coming on 13th, block of Mars

All just below Gemini's 2 main stars!

Mars, Castor & Pollux will be in a line

Mix in the moon, viewing'll be so fine!

Ethiopia still got lava movin' quakes

Mexico, 5.0 reminder shake

But, snow walk I need to take..

Today On Earth

Gotta like orchids in the snow!

Hey, only 9 days til Ukraine war's over

LOFL!!

The first of many broken promises..